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Clips from Schitt's Creek - Happy Anniversary (S02E02)

"- No, yeah, I mean, sorry,"
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"I'm just, I lost my friend who should be around here"
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"somewhere um, watching this so."
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"- Are you here with Stevie?"
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"- I am. Yeah."
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"- Okay. - Not here "with.""
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"No, we're not together, I'm very much single, so."
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"- You wanna get some air?"
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"- Yeah. Uh huh."
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"Mm! Yeah."
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"to get another bottle of this undrinkable wine?"
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"- I think it's good."
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"JOCELYN: Roland is actually the mayor of our town."
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"- Not Schittsville, I hope!"
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"(Bev and Don laugh)"
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"- What do you even call someone from Schittsville?"
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"A Schitter? A Schitthead?"
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"but you know what, we're not."
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"- Oh come on, it's just a joke!"
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"The joke is I'm sitting here in a half decent restaurant"
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"with my wife and our friends..."
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"and all you two have done is complain about the food,"
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"and pretend that you didn't leave us high and dry"
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"after we lost everything."
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"- Oh, we're past all that now."
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"- I'm not quite past it, Moira."
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"You wrote us off, Don."
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"Not a phone call,"
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"not an email,"
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"not a nickel."
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"Roland and Jocelyn here,"
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"could not have been more generous"
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"with what little they have."
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"they've offered us their truck whenever we've needed it."
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"they've invited us to their parties,"
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"they even offered to take us out to dinner tonight."
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"we were always gonna split the bill,"
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"JOCELYN: Rollie, Rollie."
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"- (Laughs)"
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"it's not called Schittsville."
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"It's called Schitt's Creek."
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"And it's where we live."
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"do you drink red wine, or white wine?"
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"I'm more of a beer guy."
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"- Right. Yeah."
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"- Well, I better get going."
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"I've gotta get to the shop early tomorrow morning, so."
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"- Oh, you work retail as well?"
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"- No, no. The wood shop. I make furniture."
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"I did a lot of wood working in high school."
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"- Oh. - Yeah, uh,"
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"Christie McFadden accidentally nailed her hand"
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"so that's-the lesson is just not to nail stuff--"
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"- Okay."
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"I knew it!"
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"♪ ♪"
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"(Stevie and Twyla chat quietly)"
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"- Uh..."
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"- Where were you?"
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"- Where were you?!"
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"because they're doing so well in life."
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"Didn't want to burn a bridge."
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"- Actually, those boys did burn a bridge last summer."
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"Luckily they don't get as bored as they used to."
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"- Because we just necked out behind the barn."
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"- Seriously, what makes you think that?"
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"- Because we put our mouths together,"
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"- Just so you know, I kissed him too."
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"- Well, that didn't happen."
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"- Who's to say?"
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"Did he invite you to his wood shop?"
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"Sorry, that came out wrong."
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"(Slow rock song plays)"
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"- Smells like grass in here."
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"- Oh my God! - Oh my God!"
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"- Okay, this is not okay! What are you guys doing here?!"
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"For once in your life shhhh!"
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"- I don't care what snarky remarks you kids are gonna make"
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"under your breath, tonight we are dancing as a family."
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"- What is happening?"
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"♪ to give me some more of that stuff ♪"
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"- Just say it, Moira!"
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"- Love you too!"
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"- Love you too."
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"♪ This is love love love love"
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"This is precious love"
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"♪ No I can't get enough ♪"
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"♪ Oh, it's love love love love Precious love ♪"
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"so it might be a nice idea if you wished your mother"
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"- Mmm, okay, but why are we wishing her"
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"we've got a million things to do."
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"- Well, thank you, thank you."
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"♪ ♪"
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"(Bottles clink)"
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"- No, I've just never seen you this dressed up before."
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"I can say that I might be able to navigate those waters"
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"(Laughs) - Alexis, hi."
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"- Um, okay uh, I'm gonna go grab a drink."
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"Because I need to present this coupon to the waiter first."
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"- (Laughs) Stevie's the only staff."
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"(Loud rock song plays)"
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"I ordered the one with the highest alcohol content."
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"BEV: Something in agriculture, by the looks of it?"
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"- And I thought we were having fun, Bev,"
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"- So Jake, um..."
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"- Ah. Yeah. No, I did a lot of um..."
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"So Jake is into me."
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"- Well, when would you have had time to do that?"
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"♪ ♪"
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"♪ Well, I'm down on my knees, ♪"
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"- (Laughs)"
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"♪ This is precious love, Precious love ♪"
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"- Shhh, Alexis!"
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"♪ Oh I'm down on my knees then I see ♪"
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"a happy anniversary."
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"- Terrific, so we'll pick you up around seven."
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"(Loud, upbeat rock song plays)"
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"Why, was he one of your high school conquests?"
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"that you didn't wanna go out tonight, so..."
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"(Door opens)"
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