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Clips from Schitt's Creek - Happy Anniversary (S02E02)

"- Okay, um..."
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"skinny dips together."
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"- Ahem! Hello there, Roses."
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"- Oh, we just ordered to go. - Yeah, we're not staying,"
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"- No, there's-there's no catch,"
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"- Oh, how very civilized."
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"- We? - Yeah, we have a coupon."
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"it expires soon, though."
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"- Well, it would be fun,"
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"if today were not our anniversary."
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"just the two of you, so--"
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"- Oh, well you know, the coupon expires"
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"- Okay. - Okay?"
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"- Wow, well, according to the internet,"
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"- "Dateline.""
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"- Wow. - Yeah."
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"people thought I actually was the "Value Mart Victim.""
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"- Hmm, bet that got you laid."
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"- Yeah, but I really would have to basically throw"
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"(Both laugh) - Aww, that's so sweet."
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"- Oh darling, what a sweet gesture,"
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"it's supposed to be very fancy!"
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"- The one that Roland and Jocelyn just told us about?"
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"who knew they were asking us tonight!"
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"- Just the two of us? - Mhmm."
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"- You always could swing a good table"
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"- Okay, it'll just be a few minutes."
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"- Join us for dinner!"
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"♪ I set your world on fire! ♪"
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"- Oh, I wouldn't either,"
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"- I-I'll-I'm gonna-- so I'll just..."
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"And tonight, I'm wanting to meet someone."
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"- Actually, no."
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"- Hmm."
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"(Soft classical music plays)"
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"MOIRA: Oh, tell me she doesn't still have that stuffed bison."
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"- What?!"
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"- Grier wanted to hang her coat on the horns!"
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"- And it gets better. Don here--"
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"- Maybe next time. - Well, cheers to that!"
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"(Glasses clink)"
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"- Oh, okay, well then, are we intruding?"
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"Because before you were saying"
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"- We do, but that would be great!"
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"yes, let's uh- let's... let's all sit at one table."
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"- Wow. Look at you."
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"- Uh... Alexis, this is uh, my girlfriend,"
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"Wow. Woweee."
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"- Yeah, she likes it."
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"Ooh! So..."
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"You should feel really good about yourself."
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"- You guys haven't ordered yet, have you?"
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"- He's so ironic, this one."
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"- Yeah, well, we don't use all the bedrooms."
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"- That must be a nightmare to clean!"
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"JOCELYN: This olive tapenade is--"
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"but yeah, it's salty."
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"- On our way here, we drove through a town..."
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"- Oh! No, it was called, "Schittsville!""
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"the town was living up to its name!"
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"- Let's not go for the low-hanging fruit here, Don."
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"Okay? - No, these are funny jokes."
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"- You see, Roland gets it! (Chuckles)"
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"But with you, it just..."
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"Staff dance?"
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"- I don't think we have enough time for that tonight."
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"- Who do you have to kill around here"
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"- What do you do, Roland?"
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"BEV AND DON: Oh!"
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"- Okay, you know what? - John, John."
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"- Don't worry, Moira, I won't say anything untoward."
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"- We're just having fun, John."
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"- No Don, here's the joke."
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"They found us a place to live,"
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"it's just with the coupon--"
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"- And that town you passed through,"
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"- I don't really drink wine."
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"That doesn't help me much. Um..."
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"to her paper towel holder,"
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"- You know, I'm a pretty open-minded guy."
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"So... why don't you stop by the shop sometime?"
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"- Good night. - Good night."
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"- Some townies were trying to get us high,"
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"and we didn't want to offend them,"
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"- Okay. Um..."
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"- Is he?"
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"- Yeah! - What makes you think that?"
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"out behind the barn."
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"("Precious Love" by James Morrison)"
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"♪ Begging you please ♪"
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"- Do you know your father and I"
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"hold great affection for the two of you?"
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"it may not always be obvious, but--"
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"- We love you both very much."
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"♪ I understand, understand ♪"
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"♪ Precious love ♪"
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"♪ You must be from heaven above ♪"
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"♪ It's love love love love love ♪"
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"♪ This is love ♪"
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"(Toast crunching)"
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"- Kids, it happens to be our anniversary today,"
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"What would you like us to say?"
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"- Well, you could start by saying,"
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""happy anniversary.""
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"a happy anniversary?"
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"Isn't that something that you two"
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"are supposed to say to each other?"
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"- Yeah, it's called being courteous, honey."
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"You know, the Bloomfield kids used to throw their parents"
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"an anniversary party every year."
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"- Mhmm... um, if we're truth telling,"
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"the Bloomfields were always a little too friendly"
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"with one another."
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"I just don't understand what kind of family"
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"- John, are you ready?"
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"- Yes, sweetheart."
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"- Happy anniversary!"
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"- Congratulations on your ongoing love for one another."
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"You did it!"
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"- Okay kids, that's enough."
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