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Clips from Schitt's Creek - Happy Anniversary (S02E02)

"You sound like the incestuous Bloomfields."
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"- Have a blessed day."
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"♪ ♪"
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"- Hello there, you! - Yes..."
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"- May we join you?"
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"- Oh, well then, I guess you don't want"
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"your present then, huh?"
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"(Laughs)"
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"You wanna guess what your present is?"
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"- No, I do not. - Dinner!"
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"- We're gifting you a dinner!"
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"- At the most exclusive eatery in Elmdale."
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"- Oh. - It's very hard to get a table."
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"But uh, I pulled a few strings."
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"That sounds too good to-- What's the catch?"
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"Just every new council member gets a dinner, so."
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"- It is... thank you, Roland. We accept."
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"Four entrees for the price of three,"
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"It should be really fun, you guys."
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"- Yes, it will be fun..."
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"- Yeah... - Wow, happy anniversary!"
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"- You two are obviously gonna want to spend tonight"
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"- Yes, that was the plan. JOCELYN: Yeah."
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"in three weeks, so..."
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"- Okay, all right, let it go."
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"- You have fun, you guys!"
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"- Bye bye, now. - Bye!"
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"- Boy, that was a close call."
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"(Bell on door jangles)"
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"- What are you doing with that?"
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"- With what, this yearbook?"
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"- Could you put it back, please?!"
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"- Why would I put it back,"
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"when Stevie Budd was voted:"
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""Most likely to get the guy.""
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"With that hair cut?!"
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"- I'll have you know I was very popular with the boys."
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"- And girls, it seems."
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"you were "Mister Popular.""
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"- I will have you know that that headshot"
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"got me a two-episode arc on a TV series."
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"- What series?"
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"I played a boy who got abducted from a grocery store."
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"And the performance was so riveting,"
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"- It did. It really did."
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"- You know, I am surprised that you haven't asked me"
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"to leave early today."
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"- Are you telepathic or something,"
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"because I have been thinking about asking you that question"
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"every day this week."
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"- I was just kidding."
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"- Oh... no yeah, me too."
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"- No, just with the big soiree at Mutt's tonight,"
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"I figured that you would need ample time to get ready."
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"- Mutt's having a soiree?"
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"- Well, I'm sure you're invited."
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"- Yeah, no. Yeah, no, why wouldn't I be?"
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"Um, were you invited?"
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"- Yeah. Yeah."
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"I guess it's just-just a bit of a pride issue,"
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"you know, do I attend the party hosted by the guy"
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"that you left me for?"
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"- Yeah, no, I'm sure he wouldn't mind."
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"all my self-respect just right out the window."
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"So um, what time is the party tonight?"
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"- (Small laugh) - Happy anniversary, sweetheart."
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"and a precursor no doubt,"
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"to something more grand planned."
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"- Something more grand?"
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"- Ah, knowing your penchant for surprises,"
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"I'm guessing you have something else up your sleeve."
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"- Yes, I do. - Uh oh!"
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"- I do, I..."
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"was going to tell you later,"
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"But I booked a restaurant in Elmdale,"
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"- Yes! Yes, but..."
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"- Sort of a "Lady and the Tramp" meets "9 1/2 Weeks""
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"kind of dinner date?"
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"- Could for one second believe that I would not"
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"have planned something... for our anniversary?"
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"Tonight?"
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"The two of us?"
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"(Soft classical music plays)"
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"- Hi, Rose, party of two."
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"- Yeah, we spoke on the phone this afternoon."
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"You're lucky we had that cancellation."
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"- Yes, well, lucky for someone."
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"We had a reservation which I of course made uh,"
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"weeks ago."
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"at the last minute, John."
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"- Thank you. - Okay."
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"- Moira?"
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"- Bev? - Don!"
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"- Moira! - Bev!"
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"- Oh my God, the Roses! You're alive!"
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"MOIRA: Ohhhh! JOHNNY: Oh my gosh!"
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"Good to see you! - Wow! What? Don?"
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"DON: Oh, I don't believe it! MOIRA: Come on, Don!"
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"BEV: Muah! Muah!"
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"- What are you two doing here?"
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"- Well, we were dropping Mackenzie off at college,"
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"and decided we'd take the scenic route home."
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"- You must-they should- you must join us!"
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"BEV: Well- oh, yes! DON: That would be great!"
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"- We are just dying to find out what you've been up to!"
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"- We're dying to tell you!"
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"(All laugh) BEV: Okay."
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"ALL: Ohhh..."
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"♪ Come on, let's go ♪"
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"♪ Come on, let's go ♪"
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"- Oh, I wouldn't do that if I were you."
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"but I couldn't find a cocktail shaker,"
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"and someone brought room temperature vodka."
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"- N-No, I mean Mutt made those ice cubes from well water,"
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"so they smell a little fishy."
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"- Oh."
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"Yeah, wouldn't want that melting in my drink,"
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"thank you very much."
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"- I'm Jake. - David."
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"- It's nice to meet you, handsome."
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