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Clips from South Park - Turd Burglars (S23E23)

"Now we just wait..."
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"Mrph rmh mhm!"
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"That's good she's not flushing yet."
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"That means she's got more serious business,"
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"and serious business is just what we're after."
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"You see how fat Kyle's mom is?"
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"That bitch must poop at least 2 pounders."
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"You are notstealing my mom's shit!"
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"Kyle, this is the world we are living in, okay?"
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"and who are we to stand in their way?"
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"[ Toilet flushes ]"
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"It just freaks me out, Doc."
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"We all have these... things living inside our bodies,"
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"It's like as soon as people learn they have microbiomes,"
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"the first thing they want to do is start swapping them!"
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"Well, young man, the truth is,"
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"But where does it stop?!"
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"Then are people just gonna start wanting"
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"or an athletes' microbiome to feel athletic and young again?"
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"Yes, it's possible, but we don't know enough."
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"There is no "super feces,""
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"which can make you athletic and young."
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"Well, like... what about Tom Brady's poop?"
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"[ Thinking ] The spice..."
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"I-I'm just saying that Tom Brady seems"
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"His shit must be pretty good."
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"But could he be the one to bring it here?"
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"♪♪"
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"Have you been in that store at all?"
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"No, I think it's new, isn't it?"
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"Oh, my God! Harriet?"
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"Oh! Hi, girls! What's new?"
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"My goodness! Look at you!"
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"You look great! What happened?"
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"I feel 20 years younger."
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"[ Horn honks ]Lookin' good, Mrs. B!"
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"Fecal transplant, Damon! Keep your eyes on the road!"
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"Oh. Hey, Sheila."
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"You're looking chipper today."
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"Fecal transplant."
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"a fecal transplant, Harriet."
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"No, I... did it myself. With a turkey baster."
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"Where did you get the feces?"
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"Well, it's really none of your business, Sheila."
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"See ya, girls.ALL: Bye, Harriet!"
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"You're joking!Oh, no!"
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"the only one in town who's shit didn't stink."
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"Fuck her."
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"Fuck her."
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"♪♪"
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"Boys, I brought you in here"
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"somehow stole feces from Kyle's mom, mkay,"
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"and gave it to Mrs. Biggle"
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"That is 100% untrue."
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"Mkay, well, someone in this school is a little turd burglar,"
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"How can we answer that to which we have no knowledge?"
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"[ Whispering ] Very nice. Very nice."
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"It must be hard..."
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"having to take turns playing "Jedi Fallen Order.""
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"That would be a lot a fun, wouldn't it?"
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"You guys stole the poop."
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"Could you do it again?"
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"some of Kyle's mom's poop for you?"
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"Someone else's."
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"Whose?"
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"[ Thinking ] The Spice."
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"I must have it."
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"The Spice Melange."
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"Alright. Alright. Um, proud of our team today."
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"You know, I thought the defense"
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"did a great job keeping us in the game."
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"a lot of room for improvement"
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"and all that starts with me."
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"Can we have your poop?"
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"I just wanna focus on the team."
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"We're 10-1 now, you know?"
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"But we can't let up. Yeah?"
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"Please, can we have your poop.Okay, I'm not --"
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"Does anyone have a real question?"
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"Tom, after you leave here,"
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"are you gonna go eat somewhere"
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"or go right home and --No, no. See?"
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"and follow me into the bathroom."
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"You're not taking my feces,"
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"we're done here."
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"Can we buy your poop?"
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"When I die,"
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"they consume me and continue to live."
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"You could give Mr. Brady our message-"
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"It's alright Stan. don't cry."
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"You see, ma'am, our friend little Kenny here is dying."
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"And he's...He's just the biggest Patriots fan."
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"You know, I can call him,"
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"but he's very busy right now with the season."
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"Well, if Mr. Brady could just, you know,"
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"have Kenny stay over at his house for a night."
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"Kind of like a Michael Jackson kind of thing."
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"Ohhghghgh!"
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"Oh, gosh, we're losing him!"
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"We need to make this happen quickly, ma'am."
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"Uh, ma'am?"
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"They could actually obtain the Spice Melange..."
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"Girls, can I just say -- you both look fantastic."
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"We've been working out and dieting, you know --"
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"Well, it's great you guys are doing it the natural way"
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"I will take you to court, fat whore!"
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"Harriot, I do not like your tone-"
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"You knew I was going to steal your poo,"
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"and so you tainted it, didn't you?!"
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"What are you talking about?"
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"So, you did take my poo, huh, Harriot?"
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"That's besides the point now!"
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"you called me the C word the other day!"
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"Fuck you, Harriot!"
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"Just admit it! I can't stop puking and shitting"
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"because of what you did to me!"
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"[ Moans ]"
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"We took the leftover feces from your house,"
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"[ Wind howls ]"
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"[ Doorbell rings ]"
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