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Clips from South Park - Turd Burglars (S23E23)

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"When I look out across this room,"
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"I see the backbone of our community."
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"The women of this town need to stand together!"
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"And it is time to let everyone know"
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"the same as the men!"
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"Oh! Aaaaah. [ Farts ]"
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"Oh, God!"
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"[ Retching ]"
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"I'm alright.[ Farting continues ]"
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"Oh!"
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"Hello, boys."
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"It's very contagious."
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"that grow on and inside our bodies,"
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"There's tiny creatures which live in your mom's skin,"
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"But the good bacteria in your mommy's tummy"
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"kill all the good bacteria, too."
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"and start to grow it inside your mother."
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"Ewwww!Ewwww!"
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"Your mom is tough, kids."
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"Ike, if mom lives..."
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"we can't let anyone ever know about this."
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"♪ I'm grocery shopping ♪"
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"♪ I'm buying food for the people I love ♪"
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"I was, but I had an amazing procedure!"
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"No, no, no, Mommy. No, no, no, no!"
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"I had a fecal transplant."
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"Oh! God damn it!You had a what?"
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"It's when they take the feces of a healthy donor"
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"and place it in your anus."
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"I feel like a million dollars!"
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"Aaaaah!"
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"I'm telling you girls,"
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"it solved every problem I've ever had!"
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"I've lost weight! I have more energy!"
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"I even think my arthritis is clearing up!"
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"Looking great, Sheila!"
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"Thanks, Janice! Fecal transplant!"
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"Narrator: If you're watching this video,"
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"then your mom probably had a fecal transplant."
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"And the one question on your mind is most likely,"
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""How do I keep my friends from ripping on me?""
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"Yes! People make fun of what they don't understand."
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"So, let's learn why your mom had a fecal transplant."
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"It was to replace her microbiome."
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"are all around you all the time."
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"They also live on your clothes --"
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"Eesh! Small organisms are everywhere."
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"If you don't have balls,"
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"scratch whatever else might be down there."
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"Now smell your fingers."
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"That smell is millions of living organisms"
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"that you've just scraped from your crotch"
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"and are now going up inside your nostrils --"
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"Ewwwww!"
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"They live on your eyelashes, on your skin."
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"In fact, of all the cells in your body"
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"The other half are all microscopic organisms!"
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"How is your salmon, Sheila?Oh, it's amazing."
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"You know, I could never eat like this before."
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"Oh, [Chuckles] that reminds me."
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"Well, you seem so great,"
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"[ Scoffs ] What?"
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"about getting fecal transplants, too,"
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"and they said they only do them for "medical reasons.""
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"So, we have to do them on our own."
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"[ Chuckles nervously ] Oh, well..."
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"You know, girls, if the doctor doesn't think it's safe,"
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"you probably shouldn't be doing DIY transplants."
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"No, that's very true, isn't it?"
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"We were just thinking that..."
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"your microbiome is so healthy now,"
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"it would be nice to share a little."
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"Yeah. Uh..."
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"It's just, you know --"
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"I'm sorry it just doesn't seem right."
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"If it doesn't feel right, then it probably isn't right!"
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"-Oh, okay! -Okay."
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"Talk about anal retentive."
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"Fuck her."
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"[ Heartbeat pounding]"
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"Do you guys have any idea what I'm saying?"
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"Half the cells in our bodies aren't human."
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"Right now, there are alive creatures"
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"So..?"
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""So"?!"
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"Right now, that straw has a bunch of little bugs"
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"and they're -- they're going into your mouth"
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"And mixing with trillions of other little bugs"
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"You aren't even totally you!"
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"Dude, Kyle why are you talking about all this?"
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"Okay, guys. Listen."
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"My mom had a fecal transplant."
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"[ Laughs ]"
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"Fecal transplant! [ Laughs ]"
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"Hi, Kyle. I'm Harriet. Henrietta and Bradley's mommy?"
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"Why?"
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"and I bought this -- "Jedi Fallen Order.""
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"Whaaat?Yeah! He wants it!"
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"Great! Could you just do one little thing for me, Kyle?"
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"Mrph rmhmhm rm!"
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"When you go back home, could you find a way to get"
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"What?! Ew!"
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"I'm sure you can find a way to sneak it from her."
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"You do that, and the game is all yours!"
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"Kyle."
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"Oh, well. Think about it."
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"What is myproblem?!"
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"Dude, you realize"
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"We could be playing it tomorrow."
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"Mrph rmh mhm!"
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"I said no, and that's final!"
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"Kyle's mom just squatted on the toilet!"
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"Okay. We've got contact."
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"Mrph mhm!"
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"Place it directly under this pipe."
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"Alright. That should just about do it."
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