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Clips from Space Force (2020) - Edison Jaymes (S01E01)

"POTUS is still mad about the whole India thing."
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"in the lunar satellite launch."
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"God, I am so sick of people fawning over these young tech moguls."
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"The government is plenty innovative."
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"Did you know that the US Postal Service"
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"Hmm."
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"[Mark] You bite the inside of your mouth? I've done that."
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"Here he is. [chuckles]"
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"Yeah. Not just for our country, but my rocket fuel needs customers."
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"You see, my fuel makes your rocket burn more cleanly."
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"Well done."
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"No, Grandpa."
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"No, you don't."
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"People move on fast at your age."
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"Cool."
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"-[knocking] -Ah!"
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"-Should I get rags or paper towels? -Oh, no."
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"-My mom hates wasting paper towels... -Oh, no, no."
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"Oh, just move. Move, move, move!"
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"Well, always said we spend way too much money on the rats."
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"-You sign them just by being here. -Hmm. Never heard of that."
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"I'm an astrobotanist with an advanced degree"
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"I know some shit about plants."
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"I really don't wanna pay for, like, "Hi, how are you, weather" bullshit."
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"[clears throat]"
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"Okay."
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"-Mm-hmm. -It's a universal thing."
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"And you put one in Times Square. You put on in Tiananmen Square."
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"You can shake the hand of someone in China."
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"[chuckling]"
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"See? That's so specific, people will buy it."
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"What do you see?"
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"Nothing. It's just like staring at a blank page."
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"Oh, my God."
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"I can't wait to talk to you about the nuts and bolts of your fuel,"
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"I'm about to answer all of your questions."
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"No phones is part of the NDA you signed."
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"I wasn't allowed within 300 feet of my own fucking office."
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"and the answer was no."
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"And this..."
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"is Skinny Fuel."
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"That seems really sketchy."
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"and then she can always blame us if it all goes sideways."
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"My conjugal visit is next week."
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"Well, I do know a little bit about fashion,"
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"Okay, I want a discount on my hour."
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"Jesus, for someone who's trying to study botany for fun,"
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"Okay, fine. It's for the AAT. I wanna be an astronaut."
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"No, I didn't say that. Go fly a spaceship."
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"in the vacuum of space."
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"This is my new fashion website. "Shrt.""
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"[Mark] Mmm."
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"Let's see what the algorithm says you should wear."
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"Nah... no, I don't, actually."
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"You may be the publicist to a major celebrity,"
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"What are they even doing in there?"
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"regardless of how fat your ass looks."
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"She's doing that, and she has a rocket fuel?"
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"What do you mean, "if" one thing works?"
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"Yeah."
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"Hannah."
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"Botany's actually, like, pretty self-explanatory."
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""Chloroplast and Epidural Stomata.""
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"Why don't we just order in and watch Frasier?"
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"[sighs]"
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"I just really need you to take me seriously."
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"Peanu..."
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"No, coconut or lime."
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"Let's not incinerate my media manager. I'll be right back."
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""Yeah.""
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"And, Tony, nicely done."
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"It's a simple scientific formula."
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"So..."
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"Wait."
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"Oh."
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"The queen of England is the largest drug pusher in the world?"
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"Wow."
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"[automated voice] Ten, nine, eight,"
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"Okay, so far, so good."
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"[sighs] Oh, thank you."
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"[exhales]"
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"[Edison exhaling]"
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"[laughs]"
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"Thank you."
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"[Edison] Why does my car  smell like baby vomit?"
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"what do you make..."
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"Oh."
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"-Oh, I like that. -That one? Pretty."
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"The Prospector Satellite is now in orbit around the moon."
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"Yes, sir. Uh, we have our first images."
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"The Chinese flag."
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"[rocket engine whooshing]"
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"[soldiers singing indistinctly]"
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"[cell phone buzzing, dinging]"
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"So, as punishment, he wants us  to partner with private industry."
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"Specifically, he wants us to use this tech guru's new fuel"
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"Not her."
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"Ed... Edison Jaymes?  Are you kidding me?"
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"No. She's gonna be here in a few minutes to inspect the base"
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"and make sure that we are worthy of her product."
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"I read about that."
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"It's supposedly half as heavy as normal fuel, and no pollutants."
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"I mean, that would be a game changer."
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"issues a new Christmas stamp every Christmas"
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"and has done so for the past 200 years?"
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"Mark, I don't think the Postal Service still exists."
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"-Well, I think they do. -No."
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"Where do you think our funding came from?"
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"She's late."
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"She's too rich to be late."
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"Rich people are such babies."
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"[Mark] There she is."
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"Well, jeans  and $100,000 worth of diamonds."
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"That's a good look."
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"It's a confusing look."
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"I don't know whether she's going to Cinderella's ball or a pig roast."
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"Fuck. Fuck me."
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"No. That's Hannah Howard."
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"We came up in the PR world together."
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"She single-handedly orchestrated my dismissal from American Apparel"
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