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Clips from Space Force (2020) - Edison Jaymes (S01E01)

"by leaking my text messages."
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"She is by far the worst person I have ever met in my entire life."
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"Hannah!"
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"Oh, my God, I'm coming down."
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"You look amazing!"
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"[Mallory] Ms. Jaymes?"
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"Nice to meet you."
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"-General Naird. -Welcome to Space--"
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"-Ah-ah. -[camera clicks]"
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"Good to tweet?"
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"-Yes, with the usual adjustments. -Of course."
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"When POTUS called me and asked me to help you guys out,"
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"I was stoked."
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"I was stoked as well. And... amped."
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"And you'll have to forgive me if I sound like a woman on a mission,"
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"but I am one."
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"Oh, please."
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"[Fred on phone]  Have you made any new friends yet?"
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"I still have my old friends in DC."
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"I can't name one friend I had in high school."
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"Oh, I'm guessing there was an Al."
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"-There were a lot of Als back then. -[grunting]"
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"Most of them died during the war, though."
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"[moaning]"
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"That's why there's no more Als."
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"[Fred] Hey, put your mom on."
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"My phone's at one percent, and Mom's in prison."
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"Oh, my gosh."
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"Darling, you've got to keep your phone char--"
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"Great."
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"Nice."
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"Very..."
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"[exhales]"
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"Ooh. Fancy."
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"License and registration, miss!"
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"-[laughs] -Jesus Christ!"
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"Duncan, you scared the shit out of me!"
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"Oh, I'm sorry."
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"...but folks don't sell rags in Colorado--"
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"Just go. Go, go, go!"
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"This is a sample of the treatment I recently developed"
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"for methicillin-resistant pathogens in space."
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"Bleh. God, that thing. Six months and a bunch of rats over budget."
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"At the biotech arm of Edison Jaymes,"
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"it would have taken us half the time and a quarter of the rats."
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"Well, it didn't take that long."
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"I did invent a medicine, after all."
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"Thank you for signing these NDAs. Standard procedure."
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"Thank you for signing these NDAs. You get it. [laughs]"
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"You know what an NDA is, don't you, Scarapiducci?"
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"So cute. You know what? Ours don't even need to be signed."
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"What you don't know about this place could fill a giant underground silo"
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"that you don't even know exists."
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"Mm. Is that where they keep your office?"
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"No."
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"Hmm. Let's see."
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"in cross-pollination and dry terrain root systems."
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"What does that mean?"
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"Sorry. Who are you?"
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"I'm Captain Angela Ali."
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"I wanna learn astrobotany."
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"For fun."
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"Well, I'm not a science tutor."
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"Well, I'll pay you 50 bucks an hour."
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"I could do every day from noon to one."
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"Cool! I haven't started, and I already wanna quit."
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"So glad I made this choice."
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"Yeah."
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"Me too."
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"[controlled exhale]"
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"Which one of these awards means the most to you?"
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"Bronze Star."
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"I was shot down over Bosnia, survived on worms for six days."
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"Oh, I did that."
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"-On an episode of Bear Grylls. -Oh."
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"Yeah. Very keto."
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"Okay."
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"I used a sponge to collect rainwater and store it in plastic bags."
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"Where did you get a sponge and plastic bags?"
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"Piddle pack."
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"Pilots use them to relieve themselves."
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"Sexually."
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"[sighs]"
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"Mmm, no, no. Like going to the bathroom."
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"Oh, my God."
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"General Mark Naird, do you know what you are?"
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"No, no, no, no."
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"I am not a deviant."
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"I didn't pee on the sponge and then use that same sponge to collect rainwater."
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"-That's not my thing. -Right. No. No."
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"You are an innovator!"
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"[chuckles] Oh, okay."
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"-You are. -Yeah."
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"-Well... -Think about it."
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"That was very MacGyver."
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"If that's not innovation, then I don't even know what is."
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"I wouldn't really call it innovation. It was just something that I did."
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"It was just using the tools"
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"-that I had at my disposal. -Come on."
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"I have an idea, from time to time."
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"-I had a feeling. -I am not a tech whiz like you,"
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"but I think of some things."
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"-Tell me. Tell me!  -No. No, they're silly."
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"I wanna hear."
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"So you know how people shake hands all over the world?"
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"It is a sign of respect, decency."
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"Yeah. It's a normal human handshake."
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"Exactly. So imagine a device,"
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"like a mannequin, with a shakable arm."
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"It's all linked up technologically."
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"You've got video screens."
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"It's brilliant."
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"-Bringing strangers together. -That's exactly right!"
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"-Mm-hmm. -That's what I've been saying!"
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"-I love it. -Shaking hands across the world."
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"Will that be its name?"
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"Yes."
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"It's good."
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"So-- And inside the booth, there's an attendant."
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"That precludes any sort of sexual shenanigans going on."
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