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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - The Party (S01E01)

"No! Get away!"
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"Shh."
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"For dinner to a restaurant, like we do every year."
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"Why did you make me invite them?"
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"Santiago, are you hiding in my bathroom"
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"Well, at least captain said he liked us,"
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"For violating his trust."
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"We weren't, but we could've been."
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"Well, as soon as he unveiled his "no cop talk" policy,"
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"Maybe that's not what he's sick of."
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"What do you want?"
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"I don't think you dislike cop talk."
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"I think you dislike cops."
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"I know, and I can't imagine it's been fun"
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"Watching the man you love marginalized, underappreciated,"
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"So yes, I decided a long time ago"
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"(jake) captain, thank you for joining us."
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"I'm sorry about your party, sir."
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"You didn't get a chance to enjoy yourself."
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"Good heavens."
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"Oh, he told you to say that, didn't he?"
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"Well, you are always playing pranks on me, raymond."
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"And finally, it is my great pleasure"
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"Not a doctor. Shh!"
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"The girl who beat you for high school valedictorian died?"
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"No, "kevin cozner requests your presence"
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"At raymond's birthday party.""
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"Who's kevin cozner?"
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"We're invited to the captain's birthday party."
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"Oh, the captain's party and whatnot."
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"I can't wait to see the inside of raymond's house."
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"I bet it's really fancy, like beauty and the beast fancy."
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"With a usb port in it for him to plug his finger in"
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"There is very little street parking, no gifts,"
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"No singing of happy birthday. Should be fun."
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"Sounds fantastic."
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"Did you hear that? His husband invited us, not him."
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"Yes, he does."
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"Just stirring the pot."
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"In front of his husband, which, frankly, is insulting!"
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"Oh, man."
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"All the orange soda spilled out of my cereal."
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"[upbeat music]"
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"[knock at door]"
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"How many spankings is it this year?"
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"Peralta, please. Save some charm for the party."
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"And it shows. I can't wait to meet kevin."
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"I assume he's the fun one in the relationship."
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"I'm not sure you and kevin will get along."
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"Really? Well, I disagree."
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"In fact, I will guarantee you that by the end of the night,"
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"[grunts] bam!"
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"In this box is every grisly crime"
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"Civilians love juicy cop stories."
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"Fishing wire through three guys."
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"Hey, we solved that together."
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"Well, tough tetris. I called it."
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"Onto my phone."
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"Briefing room, two minutes."
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"No-look five."
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"Well, she was leaving an orgy,"
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"And we bumped into each other on the street."
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"Real meet-cute."
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"Thank you for exhibiting exactly why this meeting is necessary."
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"Everyone here needs some instruction"
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"On interacting with grown-ups."
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"I'm always incredibly appropriate."
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"Ooh, self burn. Those are rare."
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"I shouldn't be here either. I'm fine at parties."
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"I just stand in the middle of the room and don't say anything."
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"Here are the rules: No staring at your phones,"
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"No rolling in two hours late."
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"No sweatpants, no jeans, and no shorts."
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"For instance, the kind jen aniston might wear?"
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"Why are there so many rules? I mean, next thing"
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"Yeah, that's, like, the first thing I said."
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"This neighborhood's amazing."
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"Class just seeps outta every vestibule."
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"Keep it in your pants, santiago."
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"Scully, I specifically said, "no shorts.""
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"Sarge, it's not my fault."
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"You said so many things about shorts, I got confused."
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"Oh. Peralta,"
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"Where have you been?"
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"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I know,"
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"But I had to stop and get some wine."
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"Hello, good sir, I'd like your finest bottle of wine, please."
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"That will be $1,600."
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"Great, I'd like your $8-est bottle of wine, please."
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"It's from the finest vineyard in arkansas."
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"[chuckles]"
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"Ah, samesies!"
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"[soft piano music playing]"
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"Wow."
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"Ah, welcome."
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"(all) captain."
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"When you're not at the office."
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"Ah, and look, he brought us some wine."
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"On this block a couple years ago."
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"Yes, I am sorry."
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"And he doesn't bring home cop stories."
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"Ah. So may I pour you"
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"Some of this wine drink you brought us?"
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"Perhaps all of it?"
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"Actually, ray and I met over the phone."
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"Well, ray was a source for an article I was writing"
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"For the new yorker."
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"Yeah."
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"So, kevin, I hear you're a professor at columbia?"
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"Ah, interesting, classics."
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"Zeppelin, hendrix, die hard. Total classics head over here."
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"I'm joking, obviously. I know what the classics are."
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"And let the detectives settle in?"
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"Boyle, what happened to your shirt?"
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"I spilled a wonderful winter salsa."
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"(terry) boyle, take my sweater."
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"Fits really well. We have similar physiques."
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"And you guys have already forgotten everything I said!"
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"Party huddle, stat!"
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"Totally. What is going on out there?"
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