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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - The Party (S01E01)

"(amy) everyone, check your email."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"The greatest thing that could ever happen has just happened."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Is he the star of "danzes with wolvez?""
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"He's captain holt's husband. Captain raymond holt."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Because he thinks we're going to embarrass him"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Oh, you mean the party that you begrudgingly invited us to"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Kev and I will be best friends."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Or does he? Yes."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Behold, my secret weapon for winning over kevin."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"The nine-nine has worked in the past eight years."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Oh, I call that murder where they strung"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"That's it, emergency squad meeting,"
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"(jake) uh, adult parties?"
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"Sergeant, why am I here?"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"What about dress-up shorts?"
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"No, those are still shorts. No shorts."
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"You're gonna say is we can't be late."
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"Ohh."
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"Man, did I screw the pooch."
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"I am threety-five minutes late. Yikes!"
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"[laughter]"
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"Wow."
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"Raymond!"
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"Those slacks are a knockout."
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"Come on, amy."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"And thank you all for wearing appropriate footwear."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Wow, you really let your hair down"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Ah, detectives, meet my husband, kevin."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Nice to meet you. Hi."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Hmm, how very thoughtful. Thank you."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"You know, I worked a double homicide"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Perhaps raymond didn't say anything."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Our home has a "no shoptalk" policy."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"I don't bring home beowulf,"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Oh, they've all heard the story."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"I asked him a series of dry questions"
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"Amen. There isn't?"
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"(holt) we met for a drink that night,"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"That's right, yes. I head the classics department."
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"Here, wear my shirt. I was gonna take it off anyway."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"We've been here all of four minutes,"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Okay, gang, we need a new strategy."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Well, I'm doing fine. Really?"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
""raymond, those slacks are a knockout.""
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"Make sure she doesn't say anything insane"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"(amy) what's your cultural specialty?"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Keep a low profile, chuckle at anecdotes."
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"Try not to start any conversations."
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"Wait a minute, you're hitchcocking me?"
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"[all whispering] be appropriate."
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"[mouthing]"
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"I read about human trafficking in the new yorker."
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"The one written by david remnick."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Great. That's unnecessary."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Let's do."
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"[whispering] I can wait."
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"It's gotta be in here somewhere, right?"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Very playful. Cut through the richness,"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"I'm vivian ludley. I work with kevin."
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"It's got the best recipes for making salads out of moss."
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"Santiago?"
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"Sergeant!"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"I'm learning so much."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"No, hey! My notes!"
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"This is a birthday party, not a recon mission."
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"(rosa) all right."
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"Abnormal psychology."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"You should meet my friend."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Gina, what are you thinking about right now?"
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"I was thinking how I would make the perfect american president,"
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"[giggles]"
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"[sighs] come on."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"What kind of crappy library's full of books?"
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"All of the magazines are in the bathroom."
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"Why are you talking about the new yorker all of a sudden?"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"I always talk about smart stuff."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Yes, sir."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Come on! Why doesn't my life always work out perfectly?"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Uh, just a second! I'm halfway done!"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"I'm halfway there, I'm halfway done..."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"We've been partners for almost 30 years."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"And they declined me."
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"They assumed it was fraud."
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"And then if I catch you on that phone again..."
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"I'm due for an upgrade, and my babies are on the cloud."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Ah, thank you."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Lovely party, kevin."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"They're called cornichon."
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"Right, but what did you think of the thesis,"
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"You must not be remembering it right."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"I would like to hear more of your thoughts."
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"And I would love to give them to you,"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"I'd go classic french. Ortolan."
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"Tiny songbird, eaten in a single bite,"
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"Bones and all in open defiance of god."
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"It's illegal to consume ortolan,"
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"That is literally the sexiest thing anyone has ever said."
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"No. There is nobody in my life."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Aren't you supposed to be babysitting gina?"
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"My mother cried the day I was born,"
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"At any given moment, I'm thinking about one thing:"
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"I'm exquisite."
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"[both moaning]"
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"Delicious. [sighs]"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"I'm sorry?"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Oh, I didn't buy it. It came with the house."
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"Hummus. Thoughts?"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"I have no thoughts about hummus."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"But clearly, I have only scratched the surface."
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"If I'm gonna bond with him,"
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"I have to massively violate his privacy."
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"But truffaut wrote breathless,"
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"I mean, truffaut is also important."
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"[door closes]"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"What are you doing here?"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Amy, this is low, even for you."
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"You're the one who's been acting terribly tonight."
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"You've been curt and snobby with my guests."
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"Even when we're fighting, you're hilarious."
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"[whispering] oh, no! Dog, allergies, sneezing."
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