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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - The Party (S01E01)

"We can't tell cop stories, kevin doesn't find me charming,"
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"And a native english speaker referred to captain holt"
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"That's a word I learned for this party, and I am it!"
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"(amy) do you think he heard that?"
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"Shut up."
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"From now on, we play to our strengths."
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"Charles, you know everything about food."
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"That's all you talk about."
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"Will ever know everything about food."
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"It's an evolving discipline."
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"That's great stuff."
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"Amy, you studied art history."
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"That's interesting."
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"Rosa, stick with gina."
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"Or steal anything."
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"Too late. [chuckles]"
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"Don't worry, it's just, like, hats and scarves and stuff."
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"She will put those back. I will handle the chitchat."
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"Well, that just leaves you, peralta."
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"Easy, kevin mentioned the new yorker,"
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"And I've totally read that."
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"[laughs]"
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"Got it."
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"Well, not surprising. We're practically twins."
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""be appropriate," on three. Quietly."
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"One, two, three."
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"Now, break it up. We look weird."
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"Okay."
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"[laughter]"
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"Oh, ray, I'm gonna choke from laughter."
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"You're too funny!"
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"[laughter]"
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"Yes, great humor words, raymond."
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"No, it doesn't. Oh."
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"I loved that piece, from four weeks ago."
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"Or was it three weeks? No, four."
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"Anyways, I was riveted."
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"I could talk about that article for hours."
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"Let's do that right now."
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"Ah, there they are. Kevin, let's greet our guests."
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"Oh. Mm-hmm. Duty calls."
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"To be continued."
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"Totes! Can't wait!"
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"All I remember about that article is the title."
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"I was hopped up on nitrous."
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"Well, we gotta find that magazine."
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"This place is like a candy store for nerds."
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"Stop eating crab wrong!"
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"Add a little levity. I love that."
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"You really know your food."
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"Well, you could say it's the only thing"
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"I'm charles. I work with captain holt."
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"Author of stone fruits and stone-stones:"
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"Food of the paleolithic era? I'm a huge fan!"
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"The trick is, you have to lean into the dirt taste."
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"Aha. Mm-hmm."
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"Chickpeas, tahini, smoked paprika..."
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"They make their own hummus."
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"We both have blue hand towels, we have the same microwave,"
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"And once I buy coasters made out of geodes,"
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"[laughs] yeah."
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"You can get this back at the end of the night."
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"Let's go interact with these dummies."
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"Wait here."
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"What do you teach?"
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"Of the french and american revolutions."
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"Molecular biology."
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"Worse. What do you study?"
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"Hey."
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"That is fascinating."
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""ah-shan-ti.""
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"Oh, man, it's black tom selleck and white sidney poitier."
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"All books and no magazines?"
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"A crap library."
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"Great solve, peralta."
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"Can I help you?"
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"[clears throat] captain."
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"Oh, that reminds me, tell kevin that I am available for brunch"
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"The 17th is a Tuesday."
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"You know, the jazz age, what's in a name,"
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"Those were the categories on jeopardlast night."
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"April 13th, may 2nd..."
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"With what's happening in here. Okay."
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"So do you two ever get harassed at work?"
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"Peralta. Hey, don't you one-minute me."
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"I will break that finger off. Hang up that phone."
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"Apparently, based on my previous purchases,"
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"That's crazy. I'm fancy."
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"One time, I had coffee-flavored ice cream."
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"Shut up! Okay."
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"If you're that desperate, the first two paragraphs"
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"Of the article are on the free site."
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"Hmm. You have one minute to look it up,"
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"Oh, my. Don't worry."
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"He is so strong."
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"So that new yorker article about human trafficking"
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"We were discussing-- yes, so interesting,"
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"Especially the first two paragraphs."
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"Good."
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"Vis-a-vis the rest of the article"
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"Vis-a-vis...America."
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"The article was antislavery."
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"Are you saying that slavery is good?"
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"Ah. You know,"
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"My last meal on earth? Mm."
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"That's a great question."
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"But I actually got academic dispensation to eat one once."
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"Ohh. The beak, very crunchy."
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"How are you single?"
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"Doesn't need my help."
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"She's over there, dazzling some psychologists."
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"All men are at least 30% attracted to me."
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"Richard dreyfuss hunkered over eating dog food."
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"[laughs]"
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"I can't believe I'm frenching in the closet."
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"[sighs] I feel like a teenager!"
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"I feel like I'm 40 again."
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"Chew on this shiso leaf."
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"[gasps] it'll give our kissing"
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"Umami flavor. [moans]"
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