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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Elton John (S02E02)

"[knocking]"
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"It's great to be here. Even my lunch likes me."
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"♪ Celebrational, Muppetational ♪"
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"Thank you, thank you and welcome to The Muppet Show."
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"See you later, alligator."
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"OK, listen guys, how many times have I told you?"
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"Chef, you're on next."
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"I know."
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"You got it."
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"Yeah, that's an old theatrical term."
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"A gofer is somebody you have around to go for coffee. Isn't that interesting?"
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"he wants you to do on the show."
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"[♪ Elton John: Bennie and the Jets ]"
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"It's a dog! I hope he doesn't have fleas."
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"- Doberman pinscher? - No, Doberman bit her!"
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"I'd like to get a long little doggy."
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"Tune in next week when you'll hear Nurse Piggy say..."
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"Dr. Bob, I think the patient is running a fever."
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"That's what you always put on a hot dog."
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"[howling]"
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"Hey, I didn't know you could play the piano."
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"Yeah."
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"This is my part. Take it."
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"OK."
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"You take it now, OK? Ready, go!"
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"- Ready? - What?"
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"- Keep playing! - Yes, sir."
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"- Just play! - Yes, sir!"
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"Big finish!"
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"- Ladies and gentlemen... - [clucking]"
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"But I promised not to get carried away,"
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"Here he is, the greatest talent in the history of the universe,"
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"Starring the intangible Link Hogthrob."
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"with a fearful attack of boredom."
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"We only blasted off 20 minutes ago."
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"Oh, that light."
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"According to the sensors, there are two creatures."
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"Yes, here's the read-out."
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"One is very frightened and has feathers."
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"Help! Oh, they're hideous creatures"
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"So will you please give a great reception"
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"to the fantastic Miss Piggy!"
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"- It seems like an eternity. - Of course it does."
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"Eat your heart out, Kiki!"
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"[cheering]"
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"That's true. Once again, let's bring out our special guest star"
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"Boy, Elton, you look weird!"
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"[shouting in mock Swedish]"
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"Elton John. Elton John."
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"15 seconds to curtain, Mr. John."
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"[all calling out]"
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"It's The Muppet Show with our special guest star, Mr. Elton John!"
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"[audience screaming]"
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"♪ It's time to play the music It's time to light the light ♪"
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"♪ It's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight ♪"
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"♪ It's time to put on makeup It's time to dress up right ♪"
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"♪ It's time to get things started ♪"
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"♪ It's time to get things started ♪"
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"♪ On the most sensational, inspirational ♪"
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"We're going to have a wonderful show for you tonight."
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"We're all very excited because our guest star"
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"is one of the world's greatest recording stars."
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"And here he is now. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Elton John!"
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"[♪ Elton John: Crocodile Rock ]"
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"Never eat the guest stars at the beginning of the show."
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"Oh, Miss Piggy, is Elton John OK?"
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"OK? He's fantastic!"
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"Terrific. Scooter! Scooter!"
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"[speaks mock Swedish]"
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"I know."
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"I know!"
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"I don't know."
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"Scooter! Scooter!"
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"Yes, chief?"
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"What are you doing with this piano?"
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"I found this song for Elton John. He's just gotta hear it."
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"He don't gotta hear it."
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"Gee, my uncle who owns this theatre wanted him to hear it."
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"- Where do you want the piano? - Upstairs in Elton John's dressing room."
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"[singing in mock Swedish]"
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"[speaks in mock Swedish]"
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"[clucking]"
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"[scolding]"
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"[clucking]"
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"Let's sneak out and have a pizza."
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"Kermit, I know you like to make your guests feel at home,"
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"but don't you think a piano in the dressing room is overdoing it?"
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"See, we've got a gofer around here and, uh..."
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"We've had frogs, chickens and now a gopher?"
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"- No. - You see, this gofer of ours has found a song"
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"Kermit, I thought you were more professional than that."
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"He's got talent and his uncle owns the theatre. Please, please!"
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"OK, OK, let's hear it."
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"OK, Scooter, come on in! Get it over with."
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"OK, chief. Elton, sit down."
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"Make yourself comfortable. You'll love it! Ready?"
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"1, 2, 3, 4."
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"[all singing]"
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"Hold it! Stop! Hold it!"
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"Scooter, I told you Elton wouldn't like that song."
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"That song is tasteless. That song has no melody."
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"Isn't that the worst song you've ever heard, Elton?"
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"Well, I didn't think so when I wrote it."
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"- You wrote that song? - Yep."
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"Oh. It's a rather interesting song. It's got a nice little melody."
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"[humming]"
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"- It can sound different. - It can?"
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"- Yeah, let me show you. - Let's hear it."
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"[applause]"
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"[announcer] Time once again for Veterinarian's Hospital."
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"The continuing story of a quack who's gone to the dogs."
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"[hiccuping]"
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"Here's the next patient, Dr. Bob."
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"- Why not? - I hate to start from scratch."
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"What kind of dog is he, Dr. Bob?"
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"- Ask him what time it is. - Why?"
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"He might be a watch dog."
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"You know, I know a woman who was once attacked by her own guard dog."
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"Where did you find him?"
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"At the lost and hound department."
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