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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Elton John (S02E02)

"- I wish he was a dachsund. - Why?"
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"[howling]"
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"[announcer] And so once again, Dr. Bob has taken the bulldog by the horns."
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"- Go get some mustard. - Mustard?"
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"[plays piano]"
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"- I didn't know it either. - Join in."
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"Very good. Here I go."
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"Oh, he's good."
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"Ah."
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"- Very good. - Thank you."
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"Ah!"
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"Come on in!"
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"- Fodulate. - What's that?"
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"- You did it! - Thank you! Whatever."
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"- Oh, my hat! - Hey!"
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"What do I do?"
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"- Can you play hatless? - What?"
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"- Can you play hatless? - I don't know. Who wrote it?"
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"Oh, that's how it works, huh?"
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"- Watch out! - Huh?"
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"[crashing]"
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"[applause]"
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"[♪ Any Old Iron ]"
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"[shouting in mock Swedish]"
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"Kermit's allowed me to do an introduction to our guest star."
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"so I'll be very understated."
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"Elton John!"
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"[announcer] And now, Pigs in Space!"
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"The redoubtable Miss Piggy."
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"And the sanctimonious Dr. Strangepork."
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"As we left the Swinetreck last time,"
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"the crew had just been overcome"
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"[all sighing]"
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"Oh, the endless sameness of eternal space."
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"A pig could go mad."
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"That long?"
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"At least we could have brought a TV set."
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"I'm missing all my favorite bowling shows."
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"You and your bowling shows."
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"Uh, Doctor. What does that red light mean?"
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"The red light means stop. The green light means go."
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"No, no, no, no. Not traffic lights, you twit!"
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"That light on the console."
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"That means we've been invaded by alien beings."
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"[both] Oh."
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"[all] What?"
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"Oh, help! Do something, Miss Piggy!"
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"If they're like snakes I'll scream!"
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"You're the captain, fatso!"
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"Two? Two snakes?"
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"I'll just die!"
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"Will you please?"
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"[all screaming]"
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"Aliens! Alien beings in the control room!"
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"Alien beings in the control room!"
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"loose in the control room!"
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"[clucking fades]"
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"Well, they're gone."
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"Somehow, I miss them."
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"Oh, the endless sameness of eternal space."
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"[all sighing]"
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"[announcer] Tune in next week and be bored again by"
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"[shouting in mock Swedish]"
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"- Kermit. About this Elton John. - Yeah?"
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"I have seen some pretty weird guests on this show,"
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"but this Elton John borders on the revolutionary."
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"Well, Sam, Elton John is a very important musician."
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"Then why does he dress like a stolen car?"
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"Sam, musicians have always been fancy dressers."
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"Mozart wasn't."
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"Mozart wore high heels and wigs and silk stockings."
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"Hold your little green tongue!"
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"It's true, Sam."
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"If Mozart wore high heels, wigs and stockings, I'll eat my hat."
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"- And give Elton John a big introduction? - That, too."
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"Look at this great picture of Mozart Elton John gave me!"
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"What?"
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"Sam, you know you'd look great in a powdered wig."
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"Good grief! I've been hornswaggled."
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"OK guys, come on in!"
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"[talking and commotion]"
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"- Do I have to do this? - Yes, you do, Sam. A bet is a bet."
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"All right. Um, let's see."
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"I am proud to introduce one of the great names in popular music."
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"One of my all time favorites,"
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"Elton John."
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"And?"
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"All right."
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"All right!"
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"There's a wonderful lady that I have always wanted to work and sing with."
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"Oh, thank you! Kissy, kissy! Kisses to you all!"
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"Oh, Elton, have you been waiting long, poopsie?"
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"- Ready! - Um-hmm!"
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"[♪ Elton John: Don't Go Breaking My Heart ]"
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"Hey, we look like members of the rock age."
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"No, we look more like members of the Stone Age."
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"Well, that's about all the time we have."
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"Boy, are we gonna have some wardrobe bill."
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"But we're gonna save on the light bill."
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"and the man who caused all this, Mr. Elton John!"
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"Well, you guys are all dressed like stolen cars."
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"Hey, we'll see you next time on The Muppet Show!"
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"Well, what did you think?"
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"I hate running gags."
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"See, I've been meaning to talk to you about this piano."
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"I'm sorry, Elton, but the kid has taste."
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"- You really hated it, huh? - Well, uh... yeah."
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"Of course, he could be a guard dog."
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"Yeah. Together!"
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"[♪ Elton John: Goodbye Yellow Brick Road ]"
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"- He cries at the sad parts. - [Strangepork laughs]"
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"[oinking]"
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"Yes, even now hideous creatures of some sort are roaming the ship!"
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"Pigs in Space!"
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"Love those high heels and silk stockings."
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"♪ This is what we call The Muppet Show! ♪"
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"This is fun! Ah!"
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"The other speaks some sort of strange Scandinavian tongue."
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"[loud clucking]"
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