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Clips from Three's Company - Cyrano de Tripper (S02E02)

"Look. Don't you think she did a lovely job?"
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"Yeah, lovely. Lovely. Why'd you have to invite"
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"her to dinner just 'cause she fixed the plant?"
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"- What's so great about a plant? - For one thing, it's alive."
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"Which is more than I can say for some things around this house."
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"Hi! Whatcha cookin' for dinner? Hi."
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"My own goose."
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"Well, you know what, Jack? I think what you're doing is absolutely marvelous."
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"No wonder Chrissy thinks you're so fantastic."
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"She does? Sure!"
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"I mean, why shouldn't she? You're gonna help her impress somebody..."
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"who really means a lot to her. Ooh..."
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"[ Gasps ] Jack!"
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"[ Chuckles ] Jack, are you jealous?"
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"[ Guffaws ] Jealous? Me? Yeah."
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"That's crazy."
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"Look, I admit. I like Chrissy."
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"She's a nice person. A-And you're a nice person too."
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"I like you, and if... And if I were doing this for you instead of Chrissy,"
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"I'd feel exactly the same way. What way?"
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"I don't know!"
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"All I know is that you two need looking after,"
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"and here's Chrissy dating this-this total stranger."
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"Well, if you feel that way about it,"
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"why don't you spoil the dinner? And ruin my reputation as a chef?"
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"Exc-u-use me!"
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"How's it going? I'm almost finished."
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"Now Chrissy, all you have to do is keep the soup on simmer."
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"Check the temperature of the roast, toss the salad,"
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"make sure... Oh, I can't do all that! You've got to stay and do it."
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"But Chrissy, that'll ruin everything for you."
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"If I stay, he'll see me. Not if you stay in the kitchen."
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"You want me to hide in here all night? No!"
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"Only until he leaves."
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"I'm not gonna do it. Oh, please!"
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"No! For me?"
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"[ Moaning ]"
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"Okay, but from now on, just call me Cyrano de Tripper. Huh?"
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"Yeah, I'm cooking to light another guy's fire! [ Screams ]"
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"Well, Michael? Ahh!"
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"[ Smacks Lips ] I seem to taste a dash of cinnamon in the claret consommé."
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"- Oh, I hope it's not too much. - Oh! Any less would be timid."
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"Any more would be precocious! What you have achieved is divinely tantalizing."
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"- Does that mean you like it? - Like it? It comes straight from heaven."
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"[ Gasps ] Oh! That'll be that green stuff right here."
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"Oh! [ Chuckles ]"
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Ahh!"
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"Ahh!"
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"Perfect. Tell me, how did you introduce the dressing?"
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"I just said, "Salad, meet the dressing."
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"[ Chuckles Uneasily ]"
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"I have to get something on the stove. Could you excuse me?"
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"Sure."
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"Oh, Jack. Oh, he's asking questions!"
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"And you're giving him some answers. "Dressing, meet the salad.""
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"Like this. "Hi there, Salad. You look a little limp.""
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""Oh, Dressing, am I glad to see you. Cover me quick. I'm naked.""
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"[ Whimpering ] Okay, Chrissy. Okay."
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"Jack, please! Okay. Okay, okay."
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""Fresh parsley. Shallots, finely chopped. Salt. [ Repeating ]"
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"Ground pepper, wine vinegar, olive oil. Stand"
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"one hour, then pour gently into bowl and toss.""
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"You got all that? Fresh parsley. Yeah!"
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"Salt. Pepper."
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"Oh! Allow me."
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"You smell wonderful! What's that perfume you're wearing?"
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"Wine vinegar, olive oil,"
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"The salad dressing! Oh! Never mind that."
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"Oh, well. I've got to know something else."
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"[ Breathily ] You do? That appetizer. The rice mold you made..."
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"for the stuffed artichokes, was that cooked in a sauce pan or a double boiler?"
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"Again? Well, I want to get my roast out of the oven."
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"Ah! Let me do that. No, no. No!"
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"The door's stuck. Yeah! [ Laughs ]"
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"Well, it's an old building, and it always does that..."
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"when there's, uh, too much weight near the door."
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"[ Chuckles ] You're kidding!"
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"No. Sit down, I'll show you."
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"Okay."
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"See? Floor's all balanced now."
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"Jack, that rice mold. Did I cook it in a saucepan or a double boiler?"
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"- Both. - Both."
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"Both? I hope you don't mind me saying this."
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"- That's a trifle wasteful. - [ Chrissy's Voice ] What?"
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"Well, you see, the pan is totally unnecessary."
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"And it tends to absorb the healthful nutrients."
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"But it's a common mistake, and a lot of beginners tend to fall into that group."
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"Beginner? Who are you calling a beginner?"
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"Who are you? Jack!"
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"Oh, you don't like my cooking, huh? Your cooking?"
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"Chrissy, what's... Well, maybe you'd like to try my special egg recipe."
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"Look, I don't know... Oh, no. I insist."
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"The yolk's on him! [ Laughing ]"
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"Oh, Jack!"
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"Jack, how could you? Well, he... he..."
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"Would you excuse me? I'd like to freshen up my hand."
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"Good... The bathroom's in here."
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"Of all the rotten, mean, egotistical creeps..."
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"Yeah, I don't like him either."
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"I am talking about you!"
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"Me? You deliberately blew the whole thing,"
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"to make me look like a fool... how could you do that?"
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"Now, Chrissy, don't get upset. I can straighten this out."
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"It is impossible to straighten this out!"
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"Don't be so negative! Look, he doesn't know who I am."
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"All he know is... that you're hiding in my kitchen, cooking my dinner!"
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"It is impossible to straighten this out."
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"I'd like to apologi... You! Do you mind staying away from me?"
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"Michael, this is Jack Tripper. He's... Hi."
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"I thought you must be."
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"Look, Ja..."
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"Jack is studying to be a chef, and..."
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"Well, I wanted to impress you, so I asked him to cook the meal for us."
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"- I'm sorry. - Well, I'm afraid I can't accept your apology."
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"What? What kind of a fink is he?"
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"There's no need to apologize! The point is, you did all this for me."
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"- I'm very flattered. - He's quite a nice fink."
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"So. Now that the cat's out of the bag, so to speak,"
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"thank you and good-bye."
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