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Clips from Superstore - Lost and Found (S02E02)

"No, no, no, no, no, I-I'll keep going."
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"Here we go, okay. Ahh, having a good time."
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"Stop smiling at me."
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"Come on, I'm going faster, see?"
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"Hey, come here and check it out."
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"Salt scrub, essential oils, deep tissue rub-down."
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"For 900 bucks, they basically treat you like a brisket."
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"For 900 bucks minus the 80 or so I may have given"
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"to Cheyenne for diapers."
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"And every single penny of that money is going to this girl."
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"Amy found $900.00! What should we all do with it?"
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"In retrospect, perhaps I shouldn't have told her how much we found."
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"You should've just fixed your mom's crisper."
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"I don't remember."
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"Yeah, you have to tell me if you're smiling."
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"I'm not."
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"Well, I bet I can cheer you up,"
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"or I'm a monkey's uncle."
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"Oh, well, I guess the thing that's really concerning me is my boss."
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"He's got a lot of problems."
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"What? That's bananas."
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"Yeah, uh, actually, none of his employees respect him,"
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"retail's dying, yet he works at a crap store,"
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"he tried to be a deacon at his church like five times,"
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"but they just don't want him."
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"Oh, and for the record, that whole banana thing?"
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"That's actually a myth."
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"Yeah, most monkeys live and die without ever having seen a banana."
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"Their lives are short, violent, and horrifying."
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"Dina?"
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"Well, I would return the money if I knew whose it was,"
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"but there was no ID."
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"Although we did find weed, dip, porn, and a receipt"
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"Was the iced tea raspberry or regular?"
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"Does it matter, Sandra?"
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"No. Sorry."
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"So do we all just split the money?"
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"Well..."
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"Yo, I say we take this money to the track, double it, then double it again,"
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"double it again, then lose it."
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"Guys, guys, hold on just a second."
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"So Amy found the money, and Amy's always wanted"
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"to get a massage at this day spa."
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"So we're all just gonna go get massages?"
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"- That's... - He's got a point though."
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"We should treat ourselves to something nice."
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"Well, since Amy grifted me, can we at least"
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"use some of the money to buy coat hooks?"
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"Oh, and some lamps because these fluorescent lights"
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"got people looking like Tilda Swinton."
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"Ooh, and Amy, you can finally get your bucket."
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"But, guys, these are... there are all great ideas,"
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"but, um, Amy found the money, so maybe Amy should be able"
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"to do with it as she pleases."
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"Right, and, um, what I wanna do with it is..."
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"- What? - I get a new bucket."
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"Hey, look, I just wanted to clarify about"
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"earlier when I was smiling, I wasn't."
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"because Glenn is, like, trying to make people happy,"
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"and, like, was doing, so I was..."
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"Look, point is, I wasn't being weird."
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"Right, okay, so you accidentally smiled at me,"
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"then let your neuroses build up to the point that you"
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"had to track me down in the dressing rooms"
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"to explain it away... like a normal person."
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"Oh, no, I just... what... what I was doing..."
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"Is this your first time? Is that what this is about?"
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"No..."
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"Listen, it's nothing to be ashamed of, okay?"
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"You're actually the third v-card I've taken."
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"And don't you go falling in love with me."
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"What?"
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"Uh, okay, yeah. Put it in the cart."
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"- Ask anybody. - I just thought"
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"that the rest of the money was gonna go to this gal."
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"It is because what makes me happy"
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"is seeing other people be happy."
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"Oh, really? Great, because I would be"
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"so happy if I had a psychedelic lava lamp."
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"Then you should have it."
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"Great, that's... okay, thank you."
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"You know what? This is gonna look really nice with my brand-new"
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"framed photo of Ronald Regan."
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"That too."
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"Fantastic, do we sell above-ground pools?"
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"Uh, hey, don't get up."
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"Uh, are you the one I'm supposed to talk to about"
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"changing the water cooler in the pharmacy?"
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"Nah, man."
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"Oh, I'd do it myself, but not waterproof."
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"Don't be shy. My other one's better, of course."
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"Wouldn't wear it here. Way too expensive."
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"What it do, Pikachu?"
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"Ugh."
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"Well, that was weird."
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"No, it wasn't weird."
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"It was completely normal."
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"Okay."
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"and smashing them on the floor."
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"Can you, uh, stop him?"
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"I don't want him to think of me as a bad guy."
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"Um, let me find someone to help you with that."
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"Where is everybody?"
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"This is the best day of my life."
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"You just had a baby."
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"What ya doing there, buddy?"
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"Hi."
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"Oh, you're... oh, okay, uh, here, hand me one."
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"I got ya, I got ya. Thanks... ooh!"
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"This is real heavy."
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"You going somewhere?"
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"Oh, you're taking the stairs. Uh, I'm gonna take the elevator."
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"Mommy, look!"
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"I know, he's taking the elevator."
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"No, he's just bending his knees."
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"- Come on. - Hey."
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"Anyone could tell that's what he was doing."
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"Cranky mime."
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"Ooh, that's nice."
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"Oh, hey, Tate, can I get a turn on that?"
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