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Clips from Superstore - Lost and Found (S02E02)

There's a sign-up sheet.

"There's a sign-up sheet."

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Oh, it looks like you've signed yourself up

"Oh, it looks like you've signed yourself up"

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Well, there's no rule against it.

"Well, there's no rule against it."

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I'm not gonna apologize for taking advantage of a loophole.

"I'm not gonna apologize for taking advantage of a loophole."

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Makes me smart.

"Makes me smart."

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Tate, get your ass out of my chair.

"Tate, get your ass out of my chair."

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What? It's all of our chair.

"What? It's all of our chair."

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No, actually, I bought the chair

"No, actually, I bought the chair"

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with the money I found because I wanted everybody

"with the money I found because I wanted everybody"

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to be happy, including me. So get out of my chair

"to be happy, including me. So get out of my chair"

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before I pull you out by your greasy, little hair plugs.

"before I pull you out by your greasy, little hair plugs."

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All right, all right, I'm getting up, you psycho.

"All right, all right, I'm getting up, you psycho."

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Thank you.

"Thank you."

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And threatening a pharmacist, by the way?

"And threatening a pharmacist, by the way?"

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That's a felony. Probably.

"That's a felony. Probably."

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Oh, this is so nice.

"Oh, this is so nice."

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I see that.

"I see that."

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Guess what. I found the guy

"Guess what. I found the guy"

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who lost the $900.

"who lost the $900."

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Whoa, it looks great in here.

"Whoa, it looks great in here."

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So I read the date of the receipt

"So I read the date of the receipt"

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for the Arizona iced tea

"for the Arizona iced tea"

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and remembered that I had sold it seven months ago.

"and remembered that I had sold it seven months ago."

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Right, 'cause you have that awesome memory where you don't forget anything.

"Right, 'cause you have that awesome memory where you don't forget anything."

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I have highly superior autobiographical memory,

"I have highly superior autobiographical memory,"

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- like Marilu Henner. - Oh.

"- like Marilu Henner. - Oh."

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Anyway, I remembered selling the same man

"Anyway, I remembered selling the same man"

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a pack of tube socks back on March 29th,

"a pack of tube socks back on March 29th,"

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so I searched the loyalty card database and there he was.

"so I searched the loyalty card database and there he was."

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Stuart Mitchell.

"Stuart Mitchell."

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Thank you so much for calling me.

"Thank you so much for calling me."

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I work with my church counseling at-risk youth,

"I work with my church counseling at-risk youth,"

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and this was the money I'd gotten together

"and this was the money I'd gotten together"

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to organize a field trip to Peru.

"to organize a field trip to Peru."

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I'm sorry, I just think it's a little suspicious

"I'm sorry, I just think it's a little suspicious"

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that you have this perfect excuse planned out

"that you have this perfect excuse planned out"

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for why you needed the money, and it just so happens

"for why you needed the money, and it just so happens"

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to make you look like a nice guy.

"to make you look like a nice guy."

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Yeah, if the shorts are really yours, what else was in the pockets?

"Yeah, if the shorts are really yours, what else was in the pockets?"

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Oh, um, I think that day I'd taken away a bit of a joint from one kid,

"Oh, um, I think that day I'd taken away a bit of a joint from one kid,"

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and some dirty pictures from another one.

"and some dirty pictures from another one."

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Nice.

"Nice."

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Then why don't you explain the dip, huh? What about the dip?

"Then why don't you explain the dip, huh? What about the dip?"

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I use dip.

"I use dip."

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That checks out.

"That checks out."

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- It's a good try. - Thank you.

"- It's a good try. - Thank you."

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Can I just say?

"Can I just say?"

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You guys have a really nice break room.

"You guys have a really nice break room."

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- We did. - Sure did.

"- We did. - Sure did."

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I know this is a weird time, but my birthday's on Friday,

"I know this is a weird time, but my birthday's on Friday,"

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and it's gonna be at Dave and Buster's.

"and it's gonna be at Dave and Buster's."

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I'll just email you the details.

"I'll just email you the details."

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Hey.

"Hey."

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Hey.

"Hey."

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What's wrong?

"What's wrong?"

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Nothin', I'm cool. Just chillin'.

"Nothin', I'm cool. Just chillin'."

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So weird.

"So weird."

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You're the weird one!

"You're the weird one!"

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You're so weird that nobody even can tell

"You're so weird that nobody even can tell"

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how weird you really are 'cause you make weird normal!

"how weird you really are 'cause you make weird normal!"

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If there was a day that you acted normal,

"If there was a day that you acted normal,"

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now that would be weird, right?

"now that would be weird, right?"

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Right? Oh, oh, okay.

"Right? Oh, oh, okay."

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I'm the crazy one?

"I'm the crazy one?"

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Maybe so. I am yelling in public,

"Maybe so. I am yelling in public,"

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completely out of character, possibly a little crazy!

"completely out of character, possibly a little crazy!"

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listening to yacht rock and eating two Take 5s

"listening to yacht rock and eating two Take 5s"

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to calm myself down!

"to calm myself down!"

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Whoo!

"Whoo!"

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You know, some days you get the giraffe,

"You know, some days you get the giraffe,"

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some days you get the wig.

"some days you get the wig."

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I'm sorry?

"I'm sorry?"

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It's an expression.

"It's an expression."

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You haven't heard that?

"You haven't heard that?"

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Okay.

"Okay."

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I mean, I did everything I could.

"I mean, I did everything I could."

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Just some people just don't want to be cheered up.

"Just some people just don't want to be cheered up."

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Maybe it's just the time of year.

"Maybe it's just the time of year."

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Adam's sleeping in the basement.

"Adam's sleeping in the basement."

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I told him I wasn't happy.

"I told him I wasn't happy."

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I don't know what I expected him to say,

"I don't know what I expected him to say,"

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but he said, "I'm not happy either,"

"but he said, "I'm not happy either,""

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which is definitely not what I expected him to say.

"which is definitely not what I expected him to say."

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And, so, we talked about it, and then we yelled about it,

"And, so, we talked about it, and then we yelled about it,"

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and then we just stopped talking.

"and then we just stopped talking."

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And now it's all weird and tense

"And now it's all weird and tense"

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and Emma's all upset and it's just... it's miserable.

"and Emma's all upset and it's just... it's miserable."

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Amy, I am so sorry.

"Amy, I am so sorry."

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Do you want a balloon animal?

"Do you want a balloon animal?"

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No, thank you.

"No, thank you."

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It is kind of nice to talk about it though.

"It is kind of nice to talk about it though."

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Well, talk away.

"Well, talk away."

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- Yeah. - Yeah.

"- Yeah. - Yeah."

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I don't even know where to start.

"I don't even know where to start."

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Just a little down, you know, some days

"Just a little down, you know, some days"

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Enjoy.

"Enjoy."

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Hey! No monkey business at work.

"Hey! No monkey business at work."

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Ooh, a panini press! We could have hot sandwiches.

"Ooh, a panini press! We could have hot sandwiches."

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What? I love hot sandwiches.

"What? I love hot sandwiches."

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Ooh, oh, it's a VHS copy of "Murder, She Wrote,"

"Ooh, oh, it's a VHS copy of "Murder, She Wrote,""

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