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Clips from Taxi - Come as You Aren't (S01E01)

"There you go."
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"You know, I never even thought about mixing."
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"Oh... I just hope I got enough champagne."
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"How much did you get?"
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"12 Cans."
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"Canned champagne?"
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"I guess for those macho gourmets"
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"who like to crush something after a sip."
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"Oh, Alex, this is it!"
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"Now, now, just relax. Relax."
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"They're just people."
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"There's always the exception to the rule."
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"Party time for Latka?"
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"Not until you take off those overalls."
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"Oh, this is good party."
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"No! No! Latka!"
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"You've got to change into nicer clothes."
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"Oh..."
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"( speaking native tongue )"
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"...in truck..."
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"( speaking native tongue )"
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"You think it's all right"
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"to have him here?"
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"Are you kidding? He's my pick for the life of the party."
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"Oh, Alex, are you sure everything looks okay?"
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"Elaine, believe me. The apartment looks wonderful."
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"Now will you just relax."
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"Okay. Okay."
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"Hey, you know, you may not believe this, but I've really"
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"calmed down a lot since you got here."
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"Yeah, I can see that."
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"Oh, um, but could I just ask you one more little favor?"
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"If you tell these people that you're a cab driver"
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"they'll ask how you know me, and you'll give everything away."
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"Elaine, is that the real reason you got me over here early? Huh?"
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"Oh, come on. How could you do that?"
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"How could you do a thing like that?"
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"Come on, Alex. This is a cocktail party."
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"Oh, for crying out loud."
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"Why do you have to come on"
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"so super-ethical anyway?"
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"I am not ethical, Elaine."
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"I am... chicken."
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"I don't lie for the simple reason"
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"I am afraid of getting caught."
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"There's nothing more embarrassing"
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"than getting caught in a lie."
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"Besides, if you don't lie"
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"you don't have to try to remember what you said."
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"Okay. Okay."
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"If it happens, it happens."
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"All right. All right."
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"I'm not going to lie"
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"but I won't say anything if I'm not asked. Okay?"
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"Okay. Thanks."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"( doorbell ringing )"
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"Party overalls."
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"Now you're talking."
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"Neat."
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"Latka learn"
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"party talk."
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"Yeah."
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""What are you drinking?"
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""Aren't there a lot of phonies here?"
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""Let's go to my place."
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"Was it good for you?""
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"You've been teaching him."
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"Not me. I was going to ask for a copy myself."
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"Looks like your party's a hit, Elaine."
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"Yeah, so far, so good."
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"I'm a little worried about the guys."
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"They don't seem to be mingling."
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"Yeah, only with each other."
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"Hey, it's your turn, Tony. How did your parents meet?"
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"It was in Italy..."
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"Come on, you guys."
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"That's okay, we already have."
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"Yeah, I think we're just going to shove off."
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"Ah, why?"
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"Because, we don't fit in."
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"We're the kind of guys who like to have fun."
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"Thanks a lot, Elaine."
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"Bye-bye."
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"Take it easy, Alex."
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"Great punch."
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"Bye."
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"Mrs. Hazeltine?"
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"Oh. Thank you, Elaine."
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"These are delicious."
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"Thank you."
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"I love your paintings."
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"Really?"
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"But I don't recognize the artist."
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"As a matter of fact, I live with the artist."
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"You what?"
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"It's my daughter."
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"Oh."
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"Except the one"
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"of the bunny rabbit."
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"That was done by my ex-husband."
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"We've been talking about the new exhibit"
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"at the Museum of Modern Art."
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"Have you seen it?"
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"Oh, yes, I have. Twice."
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"Did you like the Magritte drawings?"
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"Oh. Um..."
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"would you excuse me for a moment?"
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"There's something I've got to take care of."
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"All right."
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"Alex... one of the biggest art dealers in New York"
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"just asked my opinion of an exhibit."
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"Oh, terrific."
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"Give it."
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"Oh."
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"Thank you very much."
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"Going to go now."
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"Well, I'm glad you could come, Latka."
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"Bye-bye."
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"Bye."
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