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Clips from Taxi - Come as You Aren't (S01E01)

Eh, aren't there a lot of phonies here?

"Eh, aren't there a lot of phonies here?"

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Let's go to my place.

"Let's go to my place."

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For you.

"For you."

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Come on. Come on.

"Come on. Come on."

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It must be the way he says it.

"It must be the way he says it."

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Boy, this champagne is terrific, huh?

"Boy, this champagne is terrific, huh?"

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I wonder what kind it is.

"I wonder what kind it is."

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Del Monte.

"Del Monte."

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My name is Paul.

"My name is Paul."

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I write for Art News.

"I write for Art News."

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Oh, I'm Alex.

"Oh, I'm Alex."

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What do you do, Alex?

"What do you do, Alex?"

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Oh, this and that.

"Oh, this and that."

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Sounds interesting.

"Sounds interesting."

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This and that what?

"This and that what?"

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I, uh...

"I, uh..."

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sort of free-lance.

"sort of free-lance."

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Oh, you're a free-lance painter.

"Oh, you're a free-lance painter."

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No.

"No."

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Alex.

"Alex."

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Okay, Elaine, you win.

"Okay, Elaine, you win."

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I put out oil fires.

"I put out oil fires."

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I beg your pardon?

"I beg your pardon?"

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When an oil well catches on fire

"When an oil well catches on fire"

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they call me in to put it out.

"they call me in to put it out."

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Sounds dangerous.

"Sounds dangerous."

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Yeah, well, I only get the easy ones.

"Yeah, well, I only get the easy ones."

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You see, the main thing that got me into this line of work...

"You see, the main thing that got me into this line of work..."

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Oh, I'm sorry. Just reflex.

"Oh, I'm sorry. Just reflex."

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You see, uh...

"You see, uh..."

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Actually, the thing that pulled me

"Actually, the thing that pulled me"

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into being an oil-fire putter-outer

"into being an oil-fire putter-outer"

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is that it never gets boring.

"is that it never gets boring."

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Nope. All holocausts may look alike

"Nope. All holocausts may look alike"

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but each one has a personality all its own.

"but each one has a personality all its own."

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If you'll excuse me, I'd like to freshen my drink for a moment,

"If you'll excuse me, I'd like to freshen my drink for a moment,"

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Thanks, Alex.

"Thanks, Alex."

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I know that wasn't easy for you.

"I know that wasn't easy for you."

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Easier than I thought.

"Easier than I thought."

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It's just your luck for this party I watched

"It's just your luck for this party I watched"

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Search for Adventure.

"Search for Adventure."

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I've never been the life of a party before like this.

"I've never been the life of a party before like this."

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I sort of like fudging.

"I sort of like fudging."

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Do you really fight fires?

"Do you really fight fires?"

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Oh, yes, yes.

"Oh, yes, yes."

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Yes, yes.

"Yes, yes."

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Well, actually, I had 12 wells go up at one time.

"Well, actually, I had 12 wells go up at one time."

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I'm Rita.

"I'm Rita."

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I'm Alex.

"I'm Alex."

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Aren't there a lot of phonies here?

"Aren't there a lot of phonies here?"

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I know.

"I know."

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Do you mind if I say something candid?

"Do you mind if I say something candid?"

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If it's about the champagne, I had nothing to do with it.

"If it's about the champagne, I had nothing to do with it."

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I find you very attractive.

"I find you very attractive."

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I appreciate your candor.

"I appreciate your candor."

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I don't usually say things like that to guys.

"I don't usually say things like that to guys."

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I hope you don't mind.

"I hope you don't mind."

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Well, I'll forgive you if you'll forgive

"Well, I'll forgive you if you'll forgive"

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Have dinner with me after the party.

"Have dinner with me after the party."

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At least.

"At least."

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A brief dinner.

"A brief dinner."

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( doorbell ringing )

"( doorbell ringing )"

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Alex... that guy is the same guy

"Alex... that guy is the same guy"

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I had the fight with in front of the gallery the other night.

"I had the fight with in front of the gallery the other night."

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Really? That's nice.

"Really? That's nice."

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In my cab.

"In my cab."

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Elaine, please.

"Elaine, please."

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He must be a friend of Mrs. Hazeltine's.

"He must be a friend of Mrs. Hazeltine's."

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Oh, no. No.

"Oh, no. No."

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Elaine, I'd like you

"Elaine, I'd like you"

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to meet my very dear friend, James Broderick.

"to meet my very dear friend, James Broderick."

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How do you do?

"How do you do?"

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We've met.

"We've met."

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Haven't we?

"Haven't we?"

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I'm sorry, I don't place you.

"I'm sorry, I don't place you."

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Oh.

"Oh."

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My mistake.

"My mistake."

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Well, I'm so glad that you've come.

"Well, I'm so glad that you've come."

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Would you help yourself to some refreshments?

"Would you help yourself to some refreshments?"

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He didn't recognize me.

"He didn't recognize me."

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That's terrific.

"That's terrific."

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He looked right into my face

"He looked right into my face"

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and there was no sign of recognition.

"and there was no sign of recognition."

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He didn't know me. He didn't know me?

"He didn't know me. He didn't know me?"

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Elaine, what are you doing?

"Elaine, what are you doing?"

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I'll never forget him. Never.

"I'll never forget him. Never."

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I can't believe he looked through me like that.

"I can't believe he looked through me like that."

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I was nothing to him, just a faceless cab driver.

"I was nothing to him, just a faceless cab driver."

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Elaine, please.

"Elaine, please."

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He needs a reminder.

"He needs a reminder."

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Elaine, now, a lot of people aren't happy

"Elaine, now, a lot of people aren't happy"

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unless they screw things up that are really going well.

"unless they screw things up that are really going well."

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Now, this is a very nice party.

"Now, this is a very nice party."

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I mean, these people are very important to you.

"I mean, these people are very important to you."

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Elaine, why don't you just forget it, hmm?

"Elaine, why don't you just forget it, hmm?"

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Elaine. Take a deep breath.

"Elaine. Take a deep breath."

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Take a deeper one.

"Take a deeper one."

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That's my girl.

"That's my girl."

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So you don't remember me, huh?!

"So you don't remember me, huh?!"

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Sure, I do.

"Sure, I do."

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I just met you 30 seconds ago.

"I just met you 30 seconds ago."

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I picked you up in my taxi

"I picked you up in my taxi"

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four nights ago on Madison Avenue.

"four nights ago on Madison Avenue."

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She's a taxi driver.

"She's a taxi driver."

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And you accused me of trying

"And you accused me of trying"

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to cheat you on a fare.

"to cheat you on a fare."

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That was you?

"That was you?"

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That was me.

"That was me."

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How can you yell into a face for 15 minutes

"How can you yell into a face for 15 minutes"

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and then forget the face you yelled into?

"and then forget the face you yelled into?"

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Do you really mean it?

"Do you really mean it?"

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You're a cab driver?

"You're a cab driver?"

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Yes, I am.

"Yes, I am."

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I was right.

"I was right."

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I find that rather hard to believe.

"I find that rather hard to believe."

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Well, I am.

"Well, I am."

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Alex and I are both cab drivers.

"Alex and I are both cab drivers."

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What do you do for a living?

"What do you do for a living?"

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Excuse me.

"Excuse me."

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Alex?

"Alex?"

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