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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S05E05)

"It is very rare that two people just meet and fall madly in love."
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"Like Robin and Don."
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"But we're not even, like, going out for dinner."
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"We're just hanging out at his place."
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"LILY AND TED: Ooh!"
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"No, it's not like that! It's just us and a bunch of other people."
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"Wait. Robin, what exactly did Don say when he asked you out?"
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"I'm having some friends over to my place for a little party."
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"You should come by if you want."
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"I... Okay."
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"Robin, Don didn't ask you out."
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"Of course he asked me out."
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"- No, he didn't. - Yes, he did."
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"- He did. He did! He did! - Okay."
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"Well, dog my cats. I think I know what's going on here."
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"Robin, did you want Don to ask you out?"
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"What? No! I hate Don!"
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"I can't stop thinking about how much I hate him!"
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"It's like... It's like, all the time. I just wanna attack him,"
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"and rip his stupid clothes off,"
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"and just spank him with his little paddle until his bum's all red."
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"Shut up!"
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"See? That right there is what free will gets you."
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"I've spent my entire adult life looking for the perfect woman,"
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"and I'm spending Valentine's Day scrubbing the toilet."
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"I need someone else to find me that woman."
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"Marshall, Lily, "arranged marriage" me."
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"- (CELL PHONE RINGING) - Or this one. Or this one. Or this one."
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"- You want us to arrange your marriage? - Absolutely."
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"Look, there's two sides to dating, right? Picking and getting picked."
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"Getting picked, I'm good at. Ladies love Teddy West Side."
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"You're waiting for me to comment on your self-assigned nickname."
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"- I love it! - Really?"
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"Teddy West Side, continue."
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"It's the picking I suck at. I pick the wrong girls."
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"But, you guys, you're the best pickers I know."
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"Well, with a slight assist from the Wesleyan housing department."
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"And a healthy splash of Drakkar Noir."
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"Get out there. Find me a girl. We'll double date on Valentine's Day."
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"If I like her, I will marry her. If she's cool with it."
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"And she will be 'cause I'll wear my nice blazer."
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"I love that blazer almost as much as Robin loves Don."
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"- I do not love Don. - Robin, neurologically speaking,"
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"the part of the human brain that makes you hate people"
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"is located right next to the part of the brain"
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"that makes you wanna jump people's bones."
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"The two responses are so similar it's hard to tell them apart."
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"You know what it's like?"
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"Okay, this is fun. Look at this picture. It's a rabbit."
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"You can look at it for hours and be absolutely sure it's a rabbit."
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"But then one day, you look at it,"
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"and you realize, "Wait a second, it's a duck.""
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"It's a rabbit. It's a duck. Rabbit. Duck. Rabbit. Duck."
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"Isn't this fun?"
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"OLDER TED: It sure was."
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"Relationships are like that."
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"I mean, look, when you first met Don, you hated him."
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"You thought, "This guy's a duck.""
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"But one of these days, you're gonna realize,"
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""This is actually something that I love. He's a rabbit.""
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"I think you got it backwards there, buddy."
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"The duck is the thing you love."
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"Yeah, I gotta agree. Ducks up, rabbits down."
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"Definitely, ducks are better than rabbits."
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"Are you guys... Ducks are... Ducks are..."
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"Rabbits are adorable. Ducks are, well..."
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"Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? I mean, ducks are jerks."
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"Duck is delicious. Rabbit is all gamey!"
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"- We're not talking about flavor, Ted! - Flavor counts!"
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"You wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair."
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"I'll wrap myself in one stuffed with duck feathers."
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"Who's cozier?"
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"- Okay. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no."
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"But who's cozier?"
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"(SPEAKING PERSIAN)"
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"stick 'em in a cardboard box, and let them fight it out?"
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"Fine!"
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"Say it."
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"You have to say it."
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"Rabbits are bad."
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"- Yeah! So good! - Yes!"
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"Thank you. And Don is, and always will be, a rabbit."
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"I wouldn't be so sure about that, Robin."
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"Think about it. Don, Donald, Donald Duck."
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"(MARSHALL GASPS)"
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"And what, I wonder, does Donald Duck never wear?"
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"- Pants. - Pants."
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"Don's a duck."
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"(BOTH EXHALING)"
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"- Permission to say "lawyered"? - I'll allow it."
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"Lawyered."
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"OLDER TED: Yes, kids. Sometimes there's a fine line between love and hate."
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"Case in point..."
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"There is no place I would rather be, and no one I'd rather be with."
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"(CELL PHONE RINGING)"
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"I should get that."
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"Go for Barney."
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"Look, I'm sorta in the middle of someone, something, right now, and..."
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"You're a hot lady bullfighter?"
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"You gotta go."
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"Well, hello."
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"There's no place I would rather be, and no one I would rather be..."
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"(CELL PHONE RINGING)"
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"Would you excuse me for one moment?"
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"Go for Barney. Look, I..."
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"You're a gold-medalist Japanese figure skater?"
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"(BIDDING FAREWELL IN SPANISH)"
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"No place I'd rather be, no one I'd rather..."
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"(CELL PHONE RINGING)"
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"Oh! For Pete's sake!"
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"You're a hot chick?"
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"(BIDDING FAREWELL IN JAPANESE)"
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"Well, hello."
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"I realize that you're very busy, so I'll just get straight to the point."
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"Okay."
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"(EX CLAIMING)"
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"(GASPING)"
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"(EX CLAIMING)"
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"Very bad."
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"(CELL PHONE RINGING)"
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