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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S05E05)

"(LAUGHING) Are you okay?"
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"Go for Barney."
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"OLDER TED: Barney had been sure that phone was something he loved."
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"But now he realized it wasn't that at all."
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"It was something else entirely."
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"(SCREAMS)"
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"Ah, now this feels right."
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"There is no place I would rather be, and no one I would rather be..."
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"(CELL PHONE RINGING IN THE DISTANCE)"
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"What's wrong?"
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"Did you hear that?"
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"- Hear what? - (SHUSHING)"
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"(CELL PHONE CONTINUES RINGING)"
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"(EX CLAIMS)"
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"- MacLaren's Pub! - MacLaren's Pub!"
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"Go for Barney."
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"D-cups? Really?"
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"OLDER TED: Finally, Valentine's Day arrived,"
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"the deadline for Marshall and Lily to find me a wife,"
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"an important job they had, well, forgotten to do."
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"Ted, no. He's not seeing anyone. Remember, he asked us to find..."
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"Oh, no."
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"Hey, hey. Wanna get married?"
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"I don't know what kind of architect. Houses, buildings, that kind of crap."
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"Want to marry my friend, Ted?"
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"Wanna marry my friend, Ted? Wanna marry my friend, Ted?"
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"What, you can be choosey? You're in a bar on Valentine's Day, huh?"
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"MARSHALL: You wanna marry my friend, Ted?"
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"- Man, Ted's right. It's tough out there. - This is stupid."
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"You know what? We forgot about this. I'm sure Ted did also."
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"(SINGING) Here comes the groom"
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"In his favorite blazer"
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"Gonna meet my wife and I'm..."
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"Laser, Taser, gazer... Blazer..."
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"- ROBIN: Hey, Ted. - Yeah."
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"ROBIN: Before you go meet your future wife,"
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"why don't you swing by Don's party with me?"
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"That's what you're wearing?"
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"- Yeah. Why? - He's a duck."
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"That dude be straight duckin'."
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"Nailed it!"
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"OLDER TED: So, we went to Don's party."
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"Look, Robin, I don't wanna crowd you on your little date here,"
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"so if things start to get hot and heavy with Don..."
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"- They're not gonna get hot... - I'm just saying, if they do, I'll just say,"
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""Well, I got a dinner rez," and then..."
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"Wait, this is the best part. I've been working on this for a while."
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"(SARCASTICALLY) Ha, ha, ha."
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"Okay, it's not gonna happen."
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"- But, yeah, do that. - Mmm."
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"Hello, Robin."
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"(SCREAMS)"
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"Well, I got a dinner rez."
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"I don't know. It's something called "The Naked Man.""
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"I read about it on some guy's blog."
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"Why did I ever think it would work on someone like you?"
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"Yeah. 'Cause I would never... Could, like... Standards, so..."
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"You know. I thought this was a party."
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"I only said that to get you to come over here."
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"I didn't think you'd bring a date."
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"Ted's not my date. He's a friend."
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"Oh, God. You probably think I'm some kind of playboy now, right?"
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"You could say that."
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"So, he's a rabbit. At least you know for sure."
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"Ted, this may hurt a little."
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"I'm recycling your old Architecture Weekly magazines."
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"- What are you doing? - Cleaning."
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"You go on your date. Happy Valentine's Day."
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"- Oh! Thank God you're here. - Yeah. I've been thinking."
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"- Maybe we should call this whole thing off. - No. Ted. We got her."
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"- What? - We got her. It's the craziest thing."
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"We were searching all week, and then, a couple of hours ago..."
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"- Trudy? - Married."
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"- Blah, blah? - Committed."
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"- Relationship? - Bellevue."
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"Natalie?"
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"Ted's her least favorite person in the world."
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"Well, she's not getting any younger."
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"(CELL PHONE RINGING)"
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"- Get rid of it! - What?"
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"This phone is cursed. Cursed, I tell you!"
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"I try to ignore it, but it just never stops ringing!"
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"It's ruining my life!"
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"I should get that."
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"It could be an emergency. She could be trapped in a giant bra!"
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"Barney, Barney, let it go to voicemail."
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"Okay."
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"We have to find Ted a wife. We're being too choosey."
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"It almost doesn't matter who it is at this point."
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"Okay."
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"- It's a phone girl? - I know, I know."
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"No. But, no, then we met her. And, Ted, she's a world-class violinist."
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"She's a gourmet cook."
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"And she can quote every line from Caddyshack!"
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"Wow."
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"Hello, Ted."
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""And what brings you to this nape of the woods?"
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""Neck of the wape? Why are you here?""
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"OLDER TED: So, we all had dinner."
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"And, kids, Lily and Marshall's hard work had paid off,"
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"because that girl was terrific. In fact..."
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"Oh, but, Natalia, tell Ted the problem."
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"Yeah. Yeah. Tell him. Tell him."
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"because my visa is about to expire."
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"She needs to get married."
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"Federal law expressly dictates that a foreign national"
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"OLDER TED: But when it came down to it..."
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"And you, sir, the rabbit or the duck?"
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"- What? - It's a prix fixe menu for Valentine's Day,"
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"and we're already out of the steak, fish and chicken."
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"So, rabbit or duck?"
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"Rabbit. Sorry, guys. I gotta go."
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"Why would Ted order rabbit if he was just gonna run out?"
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"I need it back! Where's the phone?"
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"Well, hello. Oh, I met you already."
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"Where's the phone?"
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"- It's hidden. - Where?"
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"OLDER TED: Where had Aunt Lily hidden the phone?"
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"Well, to answer that question, we have to back up a little bit."
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"You go on your date. Happy Valentine's Day."
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