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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S05E05)

"I've enlisted Ranjit's services as my personal driver"
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"I'm meeting the first one here any minute. Keep your eyes peeled for a red sweater."
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"Semi-colon, end parentheses."
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"Robin, do you have any Valentine's Day plans?"
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"- He asked you out? - He asked me out."
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"Yowza! Now look at this one."
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"I can't do that, Ted. I just can't hook up with a girl"
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"Isn't there always a hotter girl?"
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"Constant, ego-shattering uncertainty."
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"I'm done with that. I want what Ranjit has."
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"Well, here's my comment."
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"You picked each other."
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"- The rabbit is the thing you hate. - What?"
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"OLDER TED: This led to one of the most intense arguments our group has ever had."
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"Anyone?"
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"Hold on! I have to get another book!"
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"Then why don't we take a rabbit, a duck,"
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"I concede! You win."
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"Ducks are good."
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"- MacLaren's Pub. - MacLaren's Pub."
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"Well, hello."
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"- MacLaren's Pub! - MacLaren's Pub!"
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"And that's my bad leg."
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"Yeah, of course. Why... Why wouldn't I be?"
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"(GROANING)"
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"I'm free!"
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"(SOBBING)"
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"Hey, just real quick."
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"(SINGING) And I think that I'll amaze her"
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"I'll duck out."
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"Oh, God, Don. What the hell are you doing?"
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"My God, I'm so stupid."
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"No. Please! Please! Please, Marshall. Let me answer it."
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"I should let go."
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"Well, unfortunately, I'm going to have to leave the country soon"
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"can't maintain residency for longer than six months without a work visa. Sorry."
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"- I gotta go. - Thank God you're here."
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"Oops."
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"Not because I was naked. I'm actually pretty okay with my body."
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"I just got divorced three months ago. I have no idea how to be single."
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"I mean, just look at your mug."
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"I'll go get you some coffee."
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"OLDER TED: Kids, I remember one time we all gathered at my apartment"
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"to watch the Super Bowl."
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"Well, not all of us."
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"TV ANNOUNCER: Welcome back to Super Bowl XLIVin Miami."
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"Get a load of that guy."
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"You think that's his real number?"
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"- Well, that explains where Barney is. - Dibs on his wings."
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"- Hey, guys. - Hi."
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"Does anyone know who won the Super Bowl?"
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"You were there. It was the..."
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"- I won. - (CELL PHONE RINGING)"
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"Because I am now in possession of a magic phone that always rings."
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"And do you know who's always, usually, on the other end? A chick."
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"So how many chicks do I have calling me now?"
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"Infinity!"
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"You guys remember Ranjit."
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"- Hello. - Hey, Ranjit. Good to see you."
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"because for the next week, I'll be sleeping with hundreds of women,"
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"and I don't wanna take the subway, 'cause, you know, germs."
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"What, you're actually gonna hook up with these girls that call you?"
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"Oh, indubitably."
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"Based on her texts, she's dirty, dyslexic, and wants to 96 me."
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"This ought to be good. I can only imagine the quality of girl that..."
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"Oh, my God, you are the guy from the Super Bowl!"
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"Magic phone, guys. Magic phone."
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"ROBIN: Hey, guys. Hey, Ranjit."
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"- Hello. - Hey."
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"- How's it goin'? - Hey."
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"- That beer looks a little flat. - It's scotch."
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"Whoa! Something troubling you, kiddo?"
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"(SIGHS) Don."
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"OLDER TED: Don was Aunt Robin's co-host on her morning show."
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"Now, even though her show was on so early"
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"that no one watched, Aunt Robin was a consummate professional."
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"But Don was not."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"But that morning, Don had gone too far."
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"Now that's what I call having a"woof" over your head."
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"Don?"
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"Don?"
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"Why is Ulee's Gold in every crossword?"
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"Oh, it's me? Sorry, sorry, sorry."
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"Next Sunday is Valentine's Day."
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"And one lucky patient will be receiving a very special chocolate heart,"
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"a human heart."
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"Hey, that reminds me, I have been meaning to ask you."
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"That's crazy."
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"And they use "Ulee" because of the vowels."
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"Ah. What did you say?"
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"Well, we were on the air. I was on the spot, so I said okay."
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"(BOTH LAUGHING)"
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"Robin, you are gonna marry this guy so freaking hard, right in the butt."
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"What? No! I hate Don!"
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"And now I can't cancel because I said I would go out with him on the air."
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"What would your viewer think?"
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"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!"
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"You said you'd go out with him on Valentine's? I thought we had plans."
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"What? Getting drunk and cleaning the apartment was a plan?"
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"I did not say it was a good plan."
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"Guys, guys, guys, we're on me now."
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"- (CELL PHONE RINGING) - And it is getting interesting."
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"Look at these texts. Read this one."
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"Does she text her mother with those fingers?"
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"Now look at this one."
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"Or this one. Or this one. Or this one."
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"Okay, okay, okay, buddy."
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"How about you do this? Go nail that girl, then read your texts."
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"if there is a hotter girl out there with whom up can be hooked."
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"I know. Isn't it wonderful?"
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"Go for Barney. Cut to the chase, what's your cup size?"
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"Oh, hi, Mom."
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"There's always a hotter girl. Isn't that the problem, in a nutshell?"
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"There's too many options. You got Internet dating. You got bars."
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"Holding up your phone number on national TV."
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"I never had that problem."
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"When I was 18, I had an arranged marriage."
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"And I love my wife more and more every day."
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"It is true."
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