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Clips from What We Do in the Shadows - The Lamp (S04E04)

"Mm."
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"Hi. Nandor said"
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"-you have a gold coin for me. -(sighs) Yes,"
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"I do."
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"(bell tolls)"
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"You're walking down the corridor of your mind."
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"Can you picture it?"
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"-Yes. -Good."
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"You walk down that corridor"
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"and come across an important-looking room."
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"What does it say upon the door?"
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""Storage.""
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"You open that door."
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"What do you see inside?"
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"-Boxes. -Boxes."
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"-Mm. -All right."
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"You open one of the boxes."
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"What's inside?"
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"Some smaller boxes."
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"And each one has a label on it."
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"And what does the label say?"
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"-"Contents: Even Smaller Boxes." -"S-Smaller Boxes.""
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"Yes, I thought you might say that. Let's get the fuck out."
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"-MAN: Is this a bad time? -I really can't talk right now, okay?"
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"-All right. Yeah. -I'll call you back later."
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"Whenever you can. I really miss you."
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"Yeah..."
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"I know what everyone's thinking."
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"I'm gonna be super jealous of whoever Nandor's wife"
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"ends up being, but..."
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"I'm really not."
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"I just want him to be happy."
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"And..."
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"I'm in a very good place right now."
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"As far as that's concerned."
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"Because..."
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"that's all I will say about that."
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"-All right. Special delivery. -(chattering)"
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"Got some dresses"
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"-and shirts and all the... -I was going to make Nandor"
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"a shank of lamb-- do you know if he likes lamb?"
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"-Um, I don't think he's really into lamb, actually. -DARYA: Hey."
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"-Can you take this infant away from me? -No..."
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"-He is exhausting me. -Okay,"
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"maybe in a second, Darya."
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"Kind of have my hands full here, all right?"
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"Wow. It is so great to have a nice,"
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"nonthreatening male to talk to."
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"-Okay. -DARYA: Isn't it?"
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"What is your name, eunuch?"
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"Well, it's Guillermo,"
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"and I'm not a eunuch, so..."
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"-DARYA: Close enough. -Cover yourself up."
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"LASZLO: Continuing down the corridor of your mind,"
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"-what do you see? -Someone needs to clean it up."
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"All right, apart from that, do you see a door?"
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"-Many doors. -Can you tell me what they say?"
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"-"Conversation Starters." -All right."
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"Uh, "Favorite Looks Casual.""
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""Favorite Looks Formal.""
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""Shame-- Do Not Open.""
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"Uh, "Box Storage Number Two.""
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"That might be a good one to get into."
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"Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa. Back up a second."
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"Did you just say "Shame"?"
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"Let's go in there, have a bit of a poke around."
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"-The "Shame" door? -Please."
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"Says "Do Not Open.""
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"Well, fuck that. Just give it a..."
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"give it a hard push."
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"(grunts)"
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"Nope."
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"-It's not budging. -Right. Ah!"
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"What's that I hear?"
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"The footsteps"
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"of somebody strong and powerful"
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"coming down the corridor of your mind to help you."
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"Do you see that person?"
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"-Yes. -Who is he?"
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"It's Guillermo."
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"No, no, I said somebody strong and powerful."
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"Do you see that person?"
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"-Yes, that's Guillermo. (chuckles) -Really?"
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"Well, he's naked."
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"-Hello, Guillermo. -Uh, just get him to open the door."
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"-He's naked. -Can he open the door?"
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"He's trying,"
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"but his hands keep slipping off the doorknob"
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"due to the oil that he used to glisten up"
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"his naked body."
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"Right. You know what? I think I might take a break."
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"(inhales deeply)"
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"DJINN: Nandor's process"
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"is, uh..."
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"well..."
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"(growling)"
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"You have an impressive and powerful physique, Kublai."
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"-(grunts) -I cannot wait to explore it."
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"(chuckles) But I'm afraid..."
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"I am stronger."
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"-Even a very strong man like you... -(growls)"
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"...won't want to step on that nail."
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"-Nail? (groans loudly) -(grunts)"
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"(groans)"
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"Ah!"
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"You win, Kublai."
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"I may not remember my beloved's name."
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"As your prize, you get a very special gold coin."
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"But I do remember that they never beat me at anything."
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"Fucking Kublai."
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"Okay, first things first, I'd say"
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"the two Dalals are definitely out."
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"They were humble and an excellent listener."
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"My sister, when she was being courted by her husband..."
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"Well, he didn't end up actually becoming her husband."
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"-Mm-hmm. -We were all certain they were to be wed, you know?"
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"I'd forgotten how many wonderful stories you have to tell, Mina."
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"But he was also, like, a..."
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"NANDOR: The love of my life"
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"was not petty"
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