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Clips from What We Do in the Shadows - The Lamp (S04E04)

"-There were three Dalals. -Three."
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"(sighs) You know what? Just bring them"
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"all back and we'll figure it out."
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"I don't think that's the most efficient way to deal with..."
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"Uh, is this your wish?"
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"Yes. This is my wish."
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"I wish you to bring back all 37 of my dead wives."
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"Very well."
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"(indistinct chatter nearby)"
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"Oh, boy."
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"(exclaims)"
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"Greetings, my wives."
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"(rising chatter)"
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"Hi."
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"Nandor... (speaking Farsi)"
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"Yes, hello to you, too, I want to say Mina?"
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"-(all gasping) -Miriam?"
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"-Zahra. -That's it."
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"I also wish for them all to speak English."
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"...Fatemeh said you were going to return"
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"-when the moon was next full. -Did she?"
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"But we waited three full moon cycles,"
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"-and guess what. Nothing. -Oh, three? Sorry about that."
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"Which is very disrespectful not just to me"
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"-but to my father... -Let me go check"
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"and I'll get right back to you..."
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"(overlapping chatter)"
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"(all shouting)"
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"Give me one moment! Uh, everything will be normal soon."
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"-How long must I stare at the...? -I don't know."
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"-(pounding on door) -How long, Nandor?"
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"Okay, so it's definitely not her."
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"Guillermo, I'm going to need you to install"
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"37 bunk beds in the attic."
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"-(pounding on door) -MAN: Open!"
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"-LASZLO: Keep going. -I've been watching over"
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"this building for hundreds of years."
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"I'm so intertwined with it, I feel any changes physically,"
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"in my own body."
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"What, you mean, like something sexual?"
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"More like, if there is a brick that gets chipped,"
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"I get a headache."
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"If the steam pipes are backed up, then I am also backed up."
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"-Nothing sexy. -I'm just gonna ignore"
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"most of that and put that down to your female hysteria."
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"-Hmm. -Moving on, the thought of changing this building,"
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"-how does that make you feel? -Bad."
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"If anything gets changed here, something very bad will happen."
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"-Could you give me an example? -I just have an overpowering"
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""bad things will happen" energy, and it's flowing through me."
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"Do you mean a sexual sensation?"
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"No, it's more like, when you enter a room..."
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"-Keep going. -But you have to take an even amount of steps"
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"because the floor will be bad and then you tap the doorknob"
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"three times and you do it all over again."
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"You know, regular stuff."
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"-(grunts) -(indistinct chatter)"
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"Guillermo, now is not time for shopping."
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"My wives are hungry."
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"I know. This is the Uber Eats order for your 37 wives."
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"We've narrowed it down to 32 now."
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"Well, what did you do with the rejects?"
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"Guillermo."
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"Those beautiful, sensitive,"
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"poetic creatures are not rejects."
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"They're just simply not what I'm looking for"
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"-at this particular juncture, so we got rid of them. -What?"
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"-I-I don't kill them. I just make them dead again. -Yes."
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"-Isn't that killing them again? -NANDOR: No."
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"He re-deads them. But in a nice way."
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"And they go to paradise, don't they?"
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"Sure."
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"We even came up with a nice way of doing it."
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"My sweet Nandor said I'm supposed to ask you"
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"for a special gold coin?"
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"-(laughs) -Ah, yes."
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"Come, come."
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"NANDOR: So they never see it coming."
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"And there is no sadness or tears."
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"That sounds like murder."
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"I'll pretend I didn't hear that."
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"But, you know, this isn't just a job to me."
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"You know, I'm not clocking in and clocking out."
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"-This is who I am. -Right."
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"And if you don't mind me asking,"
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"who were you before... this?"
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"Well, I was, um..."
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"a..."
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"Well, I..."
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"I can't remember."
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"You've no idea, have you?"
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"I have no idea."
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"Well, that is fascinating."
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"And if you will allow me,"
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"I have a technique"
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"that could retrieve that lost memory."
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"Will it hurt?"
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"Maybe."
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"My dear Roshni, I thought we'd do a little quiz."
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""34 Questions That Lead to Love.""
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"-(chuckles) -Question one,"
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""if you could choose anyone in the world,"
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"which three people would you invite to dinner?""
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"Well, for one,"
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"I would love to hear the Sufic poetry"
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"of the great poet Jalal al-Din Muhammad Rumi"
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"directly from his own lips."
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"Excellent choice."
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"And next?"
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"I suppose my dear grandfather."
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"A simple farmer but a very wise man."
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"Very nice, Roshni."
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"And finally?"
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"-And then perhaps... -Mm-hmm."
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"Yes?"
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"...Behrouz the Mighty."
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"A most fearsome warrior."
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"A hero."
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"-Behrouz? -Yes."
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"-The Mighty? -Yes."
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