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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S03E03)

"What is it with serial killers and skin? I'm not a..."
Archer (2009)
"Wait, why'd you emphasize "serial"? I did what?"
Archer (2009)
"Wow, amazing, you can play "YYZ.""
Archer (2009)
"Well? And third of all, wrong thing."
Archer (2009)
"Is that--? But how did...'?"
Archer (2009)
"I mean, at our wedding..."
Archer (2009)
"Well, on, technically. Either way, you're welcome."
Archer (2009)
"L-- I love you."
Archer (2009)
"And almost 9:30, Pam, in case you were thinking about..."
Archer (2009)
"...I don't know, working?"
Archer (2009)
"Because I burn clean, Cyril. Because I don't glop up my engine with bear claws."
Archer (2009)
"And also, because-- Hello, friends of ISIS."
Archer (2009)
"And also because Katya needs a W-9."
Archer (2009)
"Holy shit zombies! I know, right?"
Archer (2009)
"Is she even here?"
Archer (2009)
"And if we don't file her W-9, that first check will take, like, eight weeks."
Archer (2009)
"Dead woman, my still-shapely ass."
Archer (2009)
"What, you finally nailed "YYZ"?"
Archer (2009)
"Just like the gypsy woman said. You need to quit going to her."
Archer (2009)
"And you need your head examined if you think that abomination is ever going to work for ISIS."
Archer (2009)
"What? Yes?"
Archer (2009)
"See? But--"
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, way to bury the lede."
Archer (2009)
"No. Although she does feel a bit clammy."
Archer (2009)
"Da, I have feelings just like all of you."
Archer (2009)
"Aah! That sounds like a private matter."
Archer (2009)
"...who also, spoiler alert, can do this?"
Archer (2009)
"Since the KGB has someone like Barry!"
Archer (2009)
"And I'll go try to convince Malory that you'll be an asset to ISIS."
Archer (2009)
"Neither! I don't want her to be an ISIS agent..."
Archer (2009)
"Well, I can understand the latter-- I mean, who wears bangs?"
Archer (2009)
"Katya can be an ISIS agent? Probationary."
Archer (2009)
"And I thought you were scared of robots. I-- No, not Katya, she's different."
Archer (2009)
"KATYA: To what? Nothing."
Archer (2009)
"Darling? Baby, I was emotionally shattered."
Archer (2009)
"Is all right, darling."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, is special occasion?"
Archer (2009)
"...was not only murdered and then brought back to life..."
Archer (2009)
"I am thinking. While she thinks, bring me soup dumplings."
Archer (2009)
"No, no, darling. I'm meaning a cyborg."
Archer (2009)
"She'd hate you no matter what you are. Because I did not ask to be this way."
Archer (2009)
"...all I care about is what I see when I look into those big green..."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, I guess they're red now, huh? Anyway, your eyes."
Archer (2009)
"Da? And what do you see in my eyes?"
Archer (2009)
"Mostly those insane boobs. Check!"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, boy. Darling? Are you all right?"
Archer (2009)
"Which, if I gave it any real thought, would probably explain a lot."
Archer (2009)
"You are, how do you say it? To push a rope?"
Archer (2009)
"Sorry, babe, I'll focus."
Archer (2009)
"But could you close your eyes?"
Archer (2009)
"I kind of feel like I'm banging tail-lights on a country road."
Archer (2009)
"Don't say that, Mr. Sleepy Head."
Archer (2009)
"Sleep? I've been doing yogic breathing work for two hours."
Archer (2009)
"My balls are like cran-baisins. What?"
Archer (2009)
"Whatever, yes, I call them cran-baisins."
Archer (2009)
"How are you this morning? I am amazing!"
Archer (2009)
"It feels like-- What is giant, unstoppable wave?"
Archer (2009)
"Da, then our love is like tsunami."
Archer (2009)
"Or the Mountain Everest."
Archer (2009)
"An apt metaphor."
Archer (2009)
"No!"
Archer (2009)
"Why! In the sink..."
Archer (2009)
"...is your vagina?"
Archer (2009)
"Why? Ha, ha. Darling, it was dirty."
Archer (2009)
"The remedy for which, miss, if you'll forgive my boldness..."
Archer (2009)
"What do you suggest? White vinegar, mineral oil, and elbow grease."
Archer (2009)
"Same thing we used in the RFC to clean the engines of our Sopwith Camels."
Archer (2009)
"And so, with your permission, while you breakfast on the terrace..."
Archer (2009)
"...I'll get that little pleasure boat looking Bristol!"
Archer (2009)
"Is not much of a liberty, considering that you are going to polish my vagina."
Archer (2009)
"...you dated him. What do you think?"
Archer (2009)
"In the sink, Cyril. In the sink!"
Archer (2009)
"It's like a transistor radio and a veal cutlet had a baby."
Archer (2009)
"Well, gross, and or, ick. Right?"
Archer (2009)
"Because the liquor stores aren't open yet, and she made me pour out all the booze!"
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, and it's 300 a bottle. I-- Which I haven't even tasted yet..."
Archer (2009)
"Of course he is, he'd be, like, a hundred."
Archer (2009)
"It's almost empty!"
Archer (2009)
"Because she ripped it out! Wait, your liver?"
Archer (2009)
"Wait, her vagina? Ow, ow."
Archer (2009)
"Wait, really? Yes, really!"
Archer (2009)
"Yes! You are an asshole about all things."
Archer (2009)
"But, specifically, now, about Katya."
Archer (2009)
"Or, could I have done something wrong?"
Archer (2009)
"Besides leaving your cooch in the sink? BOTH: Pam!"
Archer (2009)
"...people like me. Who, whores?"
Archer (2009)
"And that's twice! Sorry, ignore me, my whole thing is I just crave attention."
Archer (2009)
"And, more importantly, tried to murder me."
Archer (2009)
"Because Barry is a psychopath."
Archer (2009)
"That doesn't mean all cyborgs are like that."
Archer (2009)
"No, it was-- Oh, shut up. Do you wanna learn something?"
Archer (2009)
"Probably not."
Archer (2009)
"Because did you know that in Chinese, the words for crisis and opportunity are the same?"
Archer (2009)
"While they made us fold those pointy goddamn paper birds."
Archer (2009)
"Or an opportunity! Like, to get closer!"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, hooray."
Archer (2009)
"She's still kind, and smart, and insanely hot."
Archer (2009)
"Hmm. Yeah, and even though it's detachable, that vagina is, like, mind-shattering."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, yeah? What, does it vibrate, or--"
Archer (2009)
"Hmm? Oh, sorry. Little thing called timing, Krieger."
Archer (2009)
"Ha, ha. Brett! BRETT: Aah!"
Archer (2009)
"Sure, I'll limp on down there. Don't limp, Brett..."
Archer (2009)
"Ha, ha. And it's a win-win."
Archer (2009)
"Okay, bride and groom, check. Bridesmaids, check."
Archer (2009)
"Best man. Well, best available."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, for-- Name one, name one friend of yours."
Archer (2009)
"Shut up. Ray..."
Archer (2009)
"...don't you have, like, a priest outfit or...?"
Archer (2009)
"No, I wore it to Fetish Night at The Snug, and it's covered in--"
Archer (2009)
"And who gives this woman to be wed in holy matrimony?"
Archer (2009)
"I do! And no mother of the groom, so--"
Archer (2009)
"You came. Phrasing, boom! Heh."
Archer (2009)
"So unless anyone besides Mommy Dearest objects to this union--"
Archer (2009)
"What? Krieger! Yeah, but, the savings."
Archer (2009)
"Like, 80 bucks you saved."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, walk that off while I kill your girlfriend again."
Archer (2009)
"Actually, I don't think I'm in any shape to dance now, Barry."
Archer (2009)
"The dance of death, idiot."
Archer (2009)
"How you say, come at me, bro."
Archer (2009)
"Obviously not."
Archer (2009)
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