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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S03E03)

"We are if you'd shut up!"
Archer (2009)
"I'm confused, what are we--? LANA: Here!"
Archer (2009)
"ARCHER: Hmm. Like vampires? No! Nothing like vampires, idiot!"
Archer (2009)
"If Barry gets weak enough, maybe you can overpower him."
Archer (2009)
"I was just gonna say that. Move!"
Archer (2009)
"Pam! It'll spoil."
Archer (2009)
"Goddamn it."
Archer (2009)
"Will you shut up!"
Archer (2009)
"No, pretty sure I'm all out of blood."
Archer (2009)
"Well, serves you right for--"
Archer (2009)
"And after I kill you and defile your cyborg-y corpse, I'm gonna--"
Archer (2009)
"And how can you explain that?"
Archer (2009)
"What, were they having sex? Think so, yeah."
Archer (2009)
"I'm sorry I hurt you, but I realized that, even though you tried to see past what I am..."
Archer (2009)
"...Barry and I are the same."
Archer (2009)
"Inside and out. Yeah, except her insides vibrate."
Archer (2009)
"Thank you, darling."
Archer (2009)
"While Other Barry and I are in her other special place."
Archer (2009)
"Which, again, vibrates. Later, tater."
Archer (2009)
"You don't need a smug "I told you so" from me."
Archer (2009)
"Just like that Electrolux all over again."
Archer (2009)
"ARCHER: Yeah. She did look pretty happy, huh?"
Archer (2009)
"As the crack dealers move to nicer ones? This better be good, Krieger."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, no, you can breathe easy. Actually, I can barely breathe at all."
Archer (2009)
"Why is it skin-colored? Well, it's not if you're black."
Archer (2009)
"Right. Well, except for the one."
Archer (2009)
"I know, there was a lot of confusion."
Archer (2009)
"Krieger, thank you, this is the--"
Archer (2009)
"I'm...happy-"
Archer (2009)
"Katya? On the flourish is when... Oh, sorry, doctor."
Archer (2009)
"Abomination? Baby, come on, you're not an abomination."
Archer (2009)
"...my lovely lady, needs to go with Pam now..."
Archer (2009)
"Hey! Wait, or do I mean "sploosh"?"
Archer (2009)
"Ha. It is Barry who should worry."
Archer (2009)
"...and I certainly don't want her and Sterling back together!"
Archer (2009)
"Yes, and then you ran away from home to, ugh, grief-bang the entire Pacific Rim."
Archer (2009)
"Does she hate what I am? What you are, meaning the one woman..."
Archer (2009)
"ARCHER: I swear to God, if I went blind right this very second, I'd be okay with that."
Archer (2009)
"He ran out of there like fast, like crazy. So..."
Archer (2009)
"...because I was saving it for a special occasion..."
Archer (2009)
"...befitting a gift from my grandfather. Who's dead."
Archer (2009)
"Just like my heart, Cyril. Well, not your liver."
Archer (2009)
"My heart! And threw it in the sink!"
Archer (2009)
"That was a gift to my grandfather..."
Archer (2009)
"Well, then I feel even worse, because I'm probably gonna puke it up in about five--"
Archer (2009)
"Actually, I have no idea. They just used to say that in the hospital."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, yes, yes, a thousand times yes!"
Archer (2009)
"Is...?"
Archer (2009)
"Okay, I'll bite."
Archer (2009)
"By tracking the satellite signal from Katya's internal hard drive..."
Archer (2009)
"Darling!"
Archer (2009)
"But first, let's me and you cut a rug."
Archer (2009)
"From Newton's Apple. Will you shut up?"
Archer (2009)
"As we fought, it became more like, like dancing."
Archer (2009)
"Katya, how could you do this?"
Archer (2009)
".-.you've gotta be happy that she's happy."
Archer (2009)
"My sweet, beautiful Katya, it's you!"
Archer (2009)
"I was referring to this."
Archer (2009)
"Ow, stop it! You stop it!"
Archer (2009)
"That she's so jealous of my love for Katya, she won't hire a world-class spy..."
Archer (2009)
"You know, it's probably not the worst idea in the world to have..."
Archer (2009)
"It can't hurt to level the playing field, now that--"
Archer (2009)
"CHERYL: Just like the gypsy woman said! Oh, for--"
Archer (2009)
"Wait. You know craisins, but you don't know tsunami?"
Archer (2009)
"Holy shit, really? Glengoolie Blue?"
Archer (2009)
"But I meant about Katya."
Archer (2009)
"When's the wedding? When's the wedding?"
Archer (2009)
"BARRY: Oh, I think other Barry might."
Archer (2009)
"Although not nearly as badly as I am now."
Archer (2009)
"We are like two mermaids, we must swim together."
Archer (2009)
"First of all, it's Y-Y-Zed, and second of all, no, I can't yet, it's impossible."
Archer (2009)
"It's zed! And no, Neil Peart stands alone."
Archer (2009)
"KATYA: And when he woke up from faint, boom!"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, for--"
Archer (2009)
"Ow, ow! Damn it! You started it!"
Archer (2009)
"Plus, yes, it vibrates."
Archer (2009)
"But I don't see why that means you have to drink my Glengoolie Blue."
Archer (2009)
"You will always have a special place in my..."
Archer (2009)
"And the erection's really not appropriate. I'm still happy."
Archer (2009)
"Wait, does this mean you and me-- Pam!"
Archer (2009)
"No! Katya!"
Archer (2009)
"Babe, what're you hungry for?"
Archer (2009)
"Hey, spasibo for nothing."
Archer (2009)
"Thank you Lana, that's-- So not doing it for you."
Archer (2009)
"But nobody is gonna save you, Archer."
Archer (2009)
"KRIEGER: Oh, probably the bathroom."
Archer (2009)
"It's bear claw Monday!"
Archer (2009)
"I'm sorry, I'm a little confused."
Archer (2009)
"Plus, it'll drive Mother crazy."
Archer (2009)
"No, no, Archer, I've finally cracked it."
Archer (2009)
"Don't come crying to me when she breaks your heart again."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, he never calls, he never writes..."
Archer (2009)
"By the new head of the KGB, who is also a cyborg."
Archer (2009)
"Goddamn! ARCHER: Brett? I thought you were dead."
Archer (2009)
"And you? Do you think I am a monster?"
Archer (2009)
"Barry!"
Archer (2009)
"How--? Well, for one thing, no bear claws."
Archer (2009)
"I think if you're looking for insight into why Archer is Archer..."
Archer (2009)
"Jesus, it's a-- Shared bath."
Archer (2009)
"Krieger, how and why do you live here? Yeah, I use my salary for pet projects."
Archer (2009)
"My darling Sterling, you awake me like the prince of Snow White."
Archer (2009)
"Thanks for starting my sentence for me."
Archer (2009)
"Gross and, or, ick, and is she alive?"
Archer (2009)
"ARCHER: Katya! You're alive!"
Archer (2009)
"KRIEGER: How dare you! I'm sorry?"
Archer (2009)
"Lot of feelings coming together, just trying to process."
Archer (2009)
"What? That just sounds considerate."
Archer (2009)
"Bawk!"
Archer (2009)
"...to do her stupid W-9."
Archer (2009)
"Fine, wherever. But no surprises."
Archer (2009)
"Archer, don't! GILLETTE: Everybody down!"
Archer (2009)
"Oh. Their CPUs run on photovoltaic cells."
Archer (2009)
"Ha, ha. Oh, Barry, I am coming for you."
Archer (2009)
"CHERYL : Polo."
Archer (2009)
"Wait, do you want me to be a groomsman? No!"
Archer (2009)
"Turn on the goddamn lights!"
Archer (2009)
"What? Oh, for shit's sake! Really?"
Archer (2009)
"ALL: Huh? Barry! Yeah, and I brought bubbly."
Archer (2009)
"Relax, you're gonna love this. No, I'm not, and also I need to pee."
Archer (2009)
"..."serial" killer."
Archer (2009)
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