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Clips from The Office - Valentine's Day (S02E02)

"I mean, I just said it to him. Can you believe that?"
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"Wow. Oh, my God, Jim, is that embarrassing?"
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"You will not believe I was so nervous. I bet."
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"But now... Now I have a boyfriend. All right."
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"I hooked up with her on February 13th."
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"Named for the good times you have when you're in it."
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"they go straight to the Empire State Building."
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"That's pretty touristy. I come here."
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"You know..."
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"Guess what. Really?"
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"It's fast. It's efficient. Gets you there on time."
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"founded, of course, by Theodore Rockefeller."
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"And I think the Rangers practice there sometimes."
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"That's Tina Fey."
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"That's Tina Fey from Saturday Night Live."
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"Hello. Hello. Hi."
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"Oh, I'm... I'm sorry."
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"Hello, hello."
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"I thought that was Tina Fey, but it wasn't. So..."
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"Come on! Are you serious?"
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"Hello, Angela, did you hear?"
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"Somebody totally rocked the house and got me the best present I've ever gotten."
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"Really? I wouldn't know anything about that."
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"I didn't get anything for Valentine's Day."
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"I would love to live in New York someday. It's a big dream of mine."
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"Scranton is great, but..."
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"No, on speed. No, on steroids."
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"that's either the Hudson or the East, so we're back..."
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"There's a lot of pressure on me right now."
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"And as soon as it's over,"
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"Let's do it."
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"Okay, have a good night. Bye."
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"It's from Bob."
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"There they are. What's up?"
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"Michael Scott. Josh Porter. High five."
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"Nobody needs to introduce this guy. Craiggers."
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"What's up, buddy? You have been kicked out"
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"Well... So, what's going on? What'd I miss?"
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"Not much. They're, I guess, running late upstairs."
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"Cool, good, good. Good. Give us some time to catch up and..."
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"You can't fire me, Dwight, just 'cause Michael's not here."
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"You need to get something"
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"for your girlfriend? Girlfriend, yes."
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"And the reason I didn't get anything for this particular person,"
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"who shall remain nameless,"
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"is that she's not really the kind of person you'd think would be into Valentine's Day."
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"Exactly. Okay. Well,"
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"No, not like a ham."
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"so that the person knows that you really care about her,"
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"that you remember her. Okay, I get it. That's great."
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"Okay, shut up. I know exactly what to do."
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"Jan called me in September, and she's like, You gotta fire four people,"
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"Did you? No. I just ignored her. She is the worst."
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"Well, she is our boss, so..."
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"What? Cool it."
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"Was. Or not my girlfriend. She..."
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"It's just, you know, it was months ago. Just... It was just once."
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"Yeah, let's change the subject. Yeah, yeah."
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"I don't know what he's thinking,"
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"but I would just be so psyched if we just dated forever."
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"Well, I'd take it slow."
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"'Cause it seems like a lot of the time, things like that need to..."
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"Soda. Cool."
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"Hey, so, do you want to do something tonight, or..."
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"Oh, no, not while I'm here."
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"I can't tonight. I have plans with my friends."
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"Okay, that's cool. Okay."
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"I completely understand. Cool."
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"Okay."
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"Josh Porter, Stamford."
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"of the company's financial strength."
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"All I'd like to do today is to hear you..."
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"Nervous? No, I'm not nervous."
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"Well, I mean, I guess I'd be lying if I didn't say I was a little nervous."
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"The new CFO is judging me on this, too."
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"Yeah. I am very nervous."
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"we had a total of four percent organic growth,"
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"which was just above our pre-year targets. Thanks very much."
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"Is it a collection of numbers and sales reports?"
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"Sure. But, as you know, David, and Jan,"
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"it is much more."
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"Life moves a little slower in Scranton, Pennsylvania."
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"And that's the way we like it."
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"we're not just in the paper business."
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"Let's meet some of the folks"
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"This is Stanley Hudson, one of our talented salesmen."
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"Stanley's dedication is no doubt one of the hallmarks"
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"And finally, Pam Beesly."
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"Look at her. Look how cute."
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"Not bad at all."
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"As the receptionist,"
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"Pam is truly the gateway to our world."
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"What it's like to walk a mile in Oscar's shoes,"
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"Next time you're in town, give us a call. Stop on by."
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"Wow."
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"Yes, thank you."
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"But for right now, what I'd really like to know about is the branch's performance."
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"So, do you have that information as well?"
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"Let me get that for you. I..."
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"Who's it from? My mom."
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"You know what? Here's the deal, Kelly."
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"But he isn't. So... Yeah, but it would be so great if he was."
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"You just gotta move on, try to have some fun."
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"Okay, cool."
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"Is it okay if I invite Ryan?"
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"And that about does it, thank you."
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"Okay."
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"Craig."
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"Yeah, here's the deal. I did not understand"
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"I'm sorry, what did you think financial presentation meant?"
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"I was under the impression this was more of, like, a meet-and-greet type deal."
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"So, does that mean that you don't have the numbers on your branch?"
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"That is correct. Yes."
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"Craig, you realize that we're trying to decide"
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"whether drastic steps need to be taken."
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"Well, the point is, that this doesn't exactly bode well for your branch."
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"Michael made that stupid movie, he doesn't get in any trouble."
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"Maybe I should have slept with you, too."
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"Okay, okay. All right, this... No, no, no. I'm not... I'm not... I just..."
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"I just don't know what to do anymore, Michael."
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