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Clips from The Office - Valentine's Day (S02E02)

"I mean, I'm probably gonna get fired."
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"No, you're not."
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"Yeah, I... Michael, the CFO thinks that we slept together."
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"Don't you understand? People get fired for much less."
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"And I just can't believe that you told everybody."
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"And we didn't even sleep together."
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"So... Oh, God."
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"I'll fix it. I will talk to him. I'll talk to David."
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"Surely, you cannot be serious."
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"I am serious."
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"And don't call me Shirley. Airplane!"
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"Women are like wolves."
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"If you want a wolf, you have to trap it."
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"Lovingly. The way an animal deserves to be loved."
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"And my animal deserves a lot of loving."
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"What? You're mad at me?"
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"Well, Valentine's Day isn't over."
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"Let's get you home and you are gonna get the best sex of your life."
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"All right, here's the deal. This is my fault, this is totally on me."
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"We were all chatting and I made a joke,"
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"a really dumb joke, and Craig, the idiot, took it seriously."
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"Although he is a tool."
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"Well, I don't need to explain to you that even a joke"
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"about sexual relations with your boss..."
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"I know. It was borderline at best."
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"That's fine. Let's just... Just forget it."
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"Okay. Good."
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"Heading out? Yeah."
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"Michael."
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"Thank you again for that, really."
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"It was very nice. Oh, no big deal."
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"So, I broke up with Katy and I haven't been dating anybody else."
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"What's this? What is this?"
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"And I'm going to go get me a New York slice."
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"Here it is. The heart of New York City, Times Square."
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"We have Bubba Gump shrimp, Red Lobster down there."
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"But I'm glad you enjoyed it. Oh, I did. I did."
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"Really? Well, I hope I do."
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"Okay, um..."
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"I think,"
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"or like Stormin' Norman Schwarzkopf."
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"No, that's all right. Spend money on her instead of giving it to us, that's fine."
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"You know Dan Gore, from Buffalo? Yeah, how you doing?"
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"Just..."
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"She's kind of... Tightly wound?"
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"What about you, Craig? Did you lose anyone?"
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"Oh, man."
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"We hooked up and... You hooked up with Jan?"
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"David. Nice to meet you."
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"We're in the people business."
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"who make the Scranton branch so special."
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"An African-American father of two,"
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"Was thinking about entering it in some festivals. Probably won't."
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"Maybe even one of Angela's famous brownies."
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"And you'll know that you're home."
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"Great Scott!"
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"Oh, man. You know what?"
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"Technically, we fell asleep in the same bed."
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"Do you understand?"
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"And then you have to tame it."
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"while Phyllis got, like, an entire garden delivered to her."
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"I'm really sorry, and that will never happen again."
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"Bye."
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"Great places to eat."
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"This is the heart of civilization, right here."
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"She looked like... She looked a lot like Tina Fey."
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"Oh, zip it. Wow."
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"Listen, may I speak with you,"
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"All right, Beesly. Hey, Happy Valentine's Day."
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"Oh, thank God, because I was nervous, Jim. No. All right..."
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"or try on Phyllis' pants."
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"You have to snare it."
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"I mean, I know that we said, No big gifts,"
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"And Craig, you saw him, he's not the sharpest tool in the shed."
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"This is the skating rink."
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"So, with the 12 new local accounts,"
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"of what life is like here at Dunder Mifflin, Scranton."
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"of the foundation of the business we're hoping to build our basis on."
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"You made a joke? I did. It was stupid."
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"Yes. Absolutely, David."
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"Go to Broadway shows, eat hot dogs."
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"Hey, come on, you know, that's not..."
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"and hit some of my favorite haunts."
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"and he wasn't making a move. So in my head I was like,"
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"This is the world-famous Rockefeller Center,"
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"Yeah."
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"Okay. So, we are in the process of doing a complete review"
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"But there's totally no pressure at all of any kind whatsoever. So..."
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"What is a business?"
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"Can you sign? Yeah."
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"You almost ready to go? I guess. Yeah."
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"No, no, no, no, no. Yes, I... Okay, well..."
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"Everybody gives out little presents and stuff."
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"Manhattan is the other name."
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"I don't know. It's on your desk."
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"Oh, I bet you will, before the day is over."
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"Should be back this way."
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"Bam. All right."
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"It's about doing something,"
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"and I was just like, What? You know."
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"It was, God, just stupid. Just... Just forget it."
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"And, well, it is Michael, so..."
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"It's frustrating, 'cause we'd be so perfect together."
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"that this was supposed to be a full-on, like, report or whatnot."
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"Before you guys came in, I was talking to the guys."
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"It's just that I had to sit here all day"
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"What's wrong? Nothing."
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