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Clips from Kevin Can Wait - Showroom Showdown (S01E01)

"Oh, jeez. Oh."
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"- Blood on the floor. Sorry. - Okay, outside, outside. Please."
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"No, Mom, all of my friends are way too young."
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"- For Uncle Kyle? - Mm-hmm."
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"Are you crazy? No. She's a partner at a law firm"
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"Yeah, well, you know what else she is, is single."
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"- Mm-hmm. - Mom, no, I don't know. That's..."
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"No, no. Kendra, you need to get on board with these cuts"
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"eating Yodels in their cars."
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"It's for back support,"
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"- You gotta get it down low. - Ohh."
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"Uh, thanks for getting me in here, Mr. Gable."
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"that's the Goat, and right here is Dynamic Bob."
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"Will I be getting one?"
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"Probably gonna stick with Chale. No doubt."
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"I thought Chale was your nickname."
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"Oh, then you need a nickname."
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"Too late, Scott. The die is cast."
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"All right, guys. We've got gamers out there."
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"I'm gonna need hard drives. 5400 RPMs."
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"Oh. Uh, actually, sir, for gaming,"
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa."
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"It's a rookie mistake right there. He..."
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"No, it's... it's just that the 5400s can't keep up"
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"Plus the 7200s are more expensive,"
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"- Say goodbye to Scott, everybody. - Yeah, sorry."
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"You know what? Kid makes a good point."
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"Hey, if you really want to stick it to 'em,"
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"you know what you do?"
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"I know. It's been a whirlwind."
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"Oh, and I just made my first sale."
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"The customer's kind of in a rush, so if you could..."
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"Is there a problem, Mr. Gable?"
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"I get you this job and you leapfrog me? Not cool."
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"Now I get to contribute to the wedding."
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"and the fancy shirts and... Ooh!"
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"in kissing the boss's ass."
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"- Ageism? - Mm-hmm."
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"Jerry is our top salesman, and he's 74."
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"Oh, please. He's the token gray."
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"People are only buying things from him 'cause"
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"they think he's gonna die."
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"If you could just send this back on the belt,"
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"It's boiling in here, and I am beginning to shvitz."
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"So I said, “Hey,"
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"“I'm not gonna bill you for getting the kitty"
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"out of the tree, but someone's gonna pay for these pants. ”"
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"Wow. Brave and funny."
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"Yeah, and sometimes, both at the same time."
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"Kyle, you are too much."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"- How's it going? - No, Mom, what are you doing here?"
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"Did she just touch his arm?"
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"Does she have low self-esteem?"
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"No, no. She's crazy successful. I don't get it either."
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"It's just that I've never seen a woman, like,"
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"But, anyway, I have seen enough here."
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"Okay."
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"from the Empire State building."
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"Me and King Kong."
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"Ugh."
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"Yesterday, one of our back room brothers betrayed us."
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"Sorry, I'm ashamed of myself."
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"Not you, Bob."
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"We may not have air conditioning"
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"or those fancy coffee machines with the little flavored pods."
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"Oh, I love those."
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"But you know what we do have back here?"
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"We got unity, all right?"
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"we ball up into a fist, a fist of power."
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"Hey, Gable. Jerry called in sick."
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"You want a shot at sales up front?"
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"compliments of the beautiful break room they got there"
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"Well, Jerry's sick, and Mark called me up to the bigs."
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"you'll be heading back to the hot box."
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"Mm, not a chance."
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"the only person going back to the hot box is you."
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"Dream on."
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"I'm already the top salesman."
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"Oh, and, uh... out here,"
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"Well, Machine, I've already felt the cool air,"
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"the nice poly blend against my skin,"
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"That's what's happening."
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"Hey, you looking at the 65-inch 4K, huh?"
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"It's a game changer."
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""You'll be sitting at home watching “Wheel of Fortune”""
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"Kevin Gable, sales associate."
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"Is this one of those smart TVs?"
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"Oh, yeah. Smart as they come. Watch this."
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"Sit. Stay."
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"We'll get you home."
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"I think I'll look around a little bit more."
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"Okay, but the sale's not gonna last much longer."
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"It says it's on sale for the whole season."
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"is as important as the picture itself."
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"without ever leaving the house."
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"Trust me, he knows a lot about not leaving the house."
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"and I'll be sure to get you a great deal."
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"Thank you. By the way, where are you from?"
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"We love your accent."
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"Birmingham, England."
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"I knew it. Told you."
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"Your co-worker's wonderful."
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"With that accent, he could sell me anything."
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"Hey, I know why you're outselling me."
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"Because I took the time to read the manuals on our products?"
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"No, it's the stupid fake accent."
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"Just looking around, but I need one that's HDMI-compatible."
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"Oh, you're in luck, mate. They all are."
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"- Where you from? - Right around London."
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"Where exactly?"
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"After it fell down."
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"Really?"
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"'Cause I used to live in London, and nobody talked like you."
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"Noggin was kicked by a horse when I was young."
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"These are all excellent headphones."
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"Traitor."
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"'Cause I'll buy you lunch, and... and..."
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"I so badly want to say no right now,"
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"but you have found my Achilles' heel."
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