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Clips from Kevin Can Wait - Showroom Showdown (S01E01)

"No, just... 17."
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"What?"
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"Okay, well, I have to invite Enzo."
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"And he's already asking me, “Hey, kid. Where's my invite?"
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"Crossin' them off. Ooh, that feels good."
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"You're welcome."
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"And Chale is... cheering us on."
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"N-no. That's it. We're going with Yodels."
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"Every table gets a Yodel."
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"All right, that's Rootger. I gotta go."
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"Her name is, uh, Floor. That's right."
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"Mr. Gable, are there any job openings"
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"All right, you know what? I will see if they're hiring."
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"It's crazy hot back here, man."
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"It's a warehouse, guy."
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"Come on, you're looking for an excuse to go up front"
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"you're gonna love it,"
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"and then you're gonna have to come back here and melt."
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"we're out of the Bluetooth headphones."
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"People... they don't like their wires, you know?"
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"- I'm not really a sports guy. - No, you like movies?"
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"I will see anything she is in."
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"“I'm coming for ya.”"
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"to make pointless conversation"
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"Oh, Mark!"
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"I should be out here on the sales floor."
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"I don't tell a lot of people this,"
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"and... and, uh... those strips, you know,"
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"Those things are sick."
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"- Mr. Gable. - Chale, what are you doing here?"
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"And I know that it is hard work,"
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"You know what?"
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"Coming down here shows guts and initiative, and I like that."
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"I'm gonna go up front. I'm gonna talk to Mark."
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"Can't promise you anything, but we'll see."
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"You know what the problem is is that all the single people"
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"Yeah, too bad we can't make all the single people"
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"be each other's dates."
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"Well, who says that we can't do that?"
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"He's single and attractive."
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"How 'bout we pair him up with, uh, this girl Shana?"
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"Eh, it's a long story."
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"Mm. Mm-hmm."
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"You have my attention."
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"- This thing's startin' to leak. - Ew, ew, ew."
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"Okay, quick, let's find someone for him."
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"and she paid her way through law school"
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"by being a fitness model."
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"because as of now, we have 12 people"
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"Do I need the belt?"
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"Yeah. No problem. Come on, I'll introduce you to the guys."
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"Of course you know Rootger. Over here we got Gator,"
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"Bang. Dynamic."
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"Everybody seems to have a nickname."
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"I'm totally sorry, Mark."
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"so bigger profit margins."
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"This is embarrassing."
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"Grab the 7200s. I'm gonna upsell these nerds, hmm?"
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"They don't make 7300s. Here, get the 7200s. Go."
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"Where's the skinny kid?"
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"We're back on the clock. He's probably in the bathroom."
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"Never mind. He's back."
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"Great news. I've been moved to the sales floor."
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"Can you believe that?"
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"giddyup, that'd be great."
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"You're sensing that? That what you're sensing?"
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"I don't understand. I'm... I'm making more money."
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"That's not the point, Chale."
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"No, no. It... It's not that at all."
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"We have different abilities."
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"You have a very low center of gravity."
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"And I have a..."
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"degree in computer science and marketing."
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"Yeah, let's not forget your PhD"
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"I need to get back out front."
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"Yeah."
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"and stayed for open mic night. Yep, came in second. Whatevs."
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"Well, I came to check up on Kyle."
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"And I think I even saw a lip bite."
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"Ohh. She likes him. Wait, what's the catch?"
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"touch your uncle's arm."
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"I mean, if it wasn't like a repelling gesture."
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"Or, like, putting on a blood pressure cuff."
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"I'll go get to work onsome other couples, huh?"
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"- I'll text you names. Bye. - Okay, bye."
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"He sold us up the river for nothing."
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"The hazelnut blows my face off."
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"Yeah, they're awesome."
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"Now alone, we're just single fingers, but together,"
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"Mr. Gable, what are you doing here?"
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"Just waiting for the store to open."
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"only for salespeople."
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"So you're working up here now?"
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"Not at all, because when Jerry returns,"
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"Once Mark sees my insane people skills,"
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"they don't call me Scott, just “The Machine. ”"
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"so I'm doing everything it takes to stay out here."
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"Oh, man."
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"Oh. I gotta..."
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"Your warranty is in the bag."
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"You'll think you're sitting on Sajak's shoulders."
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"Let's get this bad boy tied to the roof of your car."
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"That sign's, like, two years old."
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"Personally, I find that a good sound system"
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"Now with these, you get the movie theater experience"
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"Uh, I will check that these are in stock"
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"Not bad for a guy who's just out on parole."
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"He's still wrestling with some demons."
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"'Ello."
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"Fancy a subwoofer, do you?"
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"By the bridge, the... London Bridge."
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"These are more expensive, but they're the best."
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"Huh."
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"Hey."
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"I need a favor. And why would I help you?"
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"You can eat it right here."
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"Well, hey, there he is, the ladykiller."
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"I brought you guys some new venison."
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"- Nobody ate it, right? - No."
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"So I think we know who your date for the wedding's gonna be."
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