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Clips from Kevin Can Wait - Showroom Showdown (S01E01)

"Hey."
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"I don't think that other stuff was venison."
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"- Mm-hmm. - Yeah, that'd be a hard pass."
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"Didn't love the shade of her choppers."
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"What? Her teeth are white."
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"Mm. More of an eggshell."
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"I need like a new golf ball white."
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"Okay, so, let me get this straight."
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"We set you up with this incredible girl who's into you,"
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"are not golf ball white?"
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"Plus, the girl's got emotional issues."
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"and you live alone"
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"What are you waiting for?"
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"I'm waiting for the full package."
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"Can you believe that?"
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"Okay, but actually, if Kate's not coming to the wedding,"
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"that means no Kate and no plus one"
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"You know what? You're right."
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"You held a mirror to my face, and I didn't like what I saw."
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"This is what I do. I sabotage myself."
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"That's why I'm alone."
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"You know what? I'm... I'm gonna call her."
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"Yeah, see? I knew it. You know what? Forget her."
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"Uh, I thought we had them in stock,"
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"Oh, okay. Well, thanks, anyway."
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"Hey, anybody looking for a XP 700?"
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"and they just give up."
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"Others, we go the extra mile. Hi. Kevin Gable."
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"What's going on here? This is the third time"
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"the guys in the back told me something is out of stock"
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"when clearly it is not."
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"I don't know, but as far as sales go, I am slaying it."
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"Mr. Gable, are we not on the same side?"
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"Are we not just trying to raise money for the wedding?"
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"Excuse me, can one of you grab me an AX 200?"
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"I'm kind of in a rush."
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"AX 200. I close this puppy,"
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"I'm top salesman for the day."
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"- Not if I get to it first. - Hey, you..."
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"Rootger, Rootger, I-I need your help quick."
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"I need an AX 200 right away."
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"I'm on break. Union rules."
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"We should."
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"- Oh, no problem. - All right. Come on."
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"- Just kick it into second gear! - Kick what into second?"
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"No!"
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"out of 162 games, if the Mets' pitching can just stay healthy"
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"Get back in the hole."
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"back there, we are a band of brothers."
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"All right."
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"Yeah."
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"he blossomed."
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"Go."
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"- but I have a couple more names. - How many more?"
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"and we are way over budgets."
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"I don't need it. Uh, this area, it can take a punch,"
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"one slice of cake."
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"I'm just... You realize it's a warehouse?"
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"What?"
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"Yeah, it's a popular item back there."
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"Kevin, you think you're the first warehouse guy"
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"just like everyone else."
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"I'll tell you what."
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"How are we still over on our guest list?"
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"Well, let's not do it randomly. Let's put some thought into it."
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"But are they first cousins?"
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"we might have the perfect girl for you."
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"What about... what about Kate?"
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"but you're wearing it like a halter top."
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"Hey, welcome to Best Box."
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"Hold on to me."
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"Chale is actually my given name."
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"Uh, how 'bout Scott?"
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"you might want to go with the 7200 RPMs."
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"I'm sensing some hostility here."
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"You've been working here half a day,"
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"I'm sorry?"
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"He's doing great. Look."
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"The man you've come to know as Scott is gone."
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"What's up?"
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"Thank you for shopping at Best Box."
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"But just make sure you get your credit card back."
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"They rebuilt it."
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"- Oh. - How about those Mets, huh?"
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"What? Why?"
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"and you don't like her because her teeth"
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"“I hate you. I'm not going to the wedding.”"
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"But were they?"
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"- Mnh. - You know?"
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"Oh, you're killin' me."
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"Low battery."
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"Just give me the box. Throw it!"
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"Ah, sir, I got your AX 200 right here. Just take it!"
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"Can I interest you in our extended warranty?"
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"So you can just stay up here by yourself and rot."
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"It's like we're inside a bag of popcorn."
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"Uh, I'm not sure that's actually..."
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"Her teeth were fine. What... but..."
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"That's an interesting accent."
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"- Dingy, right? - I don't know..."
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"Isn't she fantastic?"
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"Oh."
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"with new gen games."
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"He left us behind like a candy wrapper at a Mets game."
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"You know what?"
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"for, like, half of them, we would be in good shape."
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"and I make sure Sara doesn't go either."
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"and you're kind of shaped like a peanut M&M, right?"
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"Right next to the waterfall."
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"I, uh, put out a grease fire once at a comedy club"
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"Getting ready to chow down on a nice Danish"
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"Rootger?"
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"Oh, hey. Uh, coffee and an egg sandwich for you."
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"but my passion, from when I was born,"
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"Please don't make me go back there. It's very hot."
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"They probably won't want to come anyway, so no."
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"I feel like I'm being underutilized in the back."
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"Well, I had to grab some cortisone cream."
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"They don't make 7300s."
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""His system can't handle the roach coach food. “Ooh”""
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