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Clips from Scrubs - My Kingdom (S02E02)

"One thing that never changes here is the stupid idea"
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"that surgeons are cool and medical residents are geeks."
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"Oh, Rudy."
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"Is that tomorrow? Whatever. I don't really give a crap."
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"- Somebody's been working out. - What?"
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"I've been trying harder lately."
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"How about you back off the little lady and we'll all agree you're scary."
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"at the base of Barbie's bed three nights a week, and congrats on that,"
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"then, gosh, you two aren't gonna have any time"
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"- Hit the bricks, toe-heads. - Come on, let's go."
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"- Morning, sport. - Morning, captain."
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"No, man. They did this to Frank Fracherman."
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"- No problem. - All right, people."
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"Then how come I'm growing my bangs out and wearing a thong?"
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"You look better without the bangs."
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"Just so you know, I'm not folding my clothes before we do it tonight."
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"Thanks."
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"I just had her varnished, so don't touch."
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"Idiot."
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"- Principal Bob, you called? - Can you explain this?"
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"Here it's my first day in surgery and I'm holding a human heart."
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"Four horsepower, 3,500 rpms, titanium finger guard."
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"Why would you need a saw?"
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"This is my band."
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"Oh, my God, Ted, everybody knows. TV themes."
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"Especially on Palm Pilot Synchronization Day."
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"Your girlfriend? Or your boyfriend?"
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"Turk did ballet."
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"I'll get you."
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"Who wants some more? You got... OK. Here's some."
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"I have no words."
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"How about handsome? Or glorious?"
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"And this abomination is the reason we can't afford a new computer?"
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"I'll be right back. Mr Dunaway somehow managed"
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"Things are going well. Maybe it was fate."
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"I could have looked at my Bell Biv DeVoe CD and said, "I love Bell Biv DeVoe.""
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"I think that if you guys are meant to get to this point,"
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"Remind me to burn that CD for you. All right, player."
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"Weight room later? I might be able to get you two tickets."
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"What's that all about?"
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"I'm afraid Dr Kelso has passed away."
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"Me neither."
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"Well, J-Dog, I don't know who you're slicing and dicing."
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"You deserve Ted's band today"
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"I can't worry about that now. I'm here to learn."
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"I'm sorry. Is it time to excise the tumour?"
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"You're gonna get in so much trouble for this."
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"Turk, Turk. Wait, wait, wait."
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"All right. Just tell me why you're hitting yourself."
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"Why are you doing that?"
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"how unbelievably lucky I am to have you in my life."
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"My nose!"
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"The quicker these memories are removed,"
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"Just a man with a saw."
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"Ten. Careful with that."
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"You got string hanging from your sleeve there."
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"Todd, we high-five on everything."
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"That's such a lame excuse. I'm totally pissed at you."
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"Fig Sack here went to Dartmouth."
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"In the meantime, this blank cheque ought to cover the damage."
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"Or that one of the surgeons paid his dwarf cousin, Lance,"
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"But methinks there's a sad little cartoon boy"
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"living inside the hairy beast."
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"He's sad because, at the end of the day, he realises the only thing people think"
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"you don't have any regrets."
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"You're right. Go ahead."
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"If you could just start me off, that'd be super."
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"We did."
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"Say that you wished you were mature enough"
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"You know what's funny? When I said I love you,"
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"it was an accident and I never really loved you at all."
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"if that had never happened."
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"No, I'm good. Thank you."
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"You see that, that right there? That has never happened to me."
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"A hot girl has never asked to buy me a drink."
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"- No problem, lady. - Man..."
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"Tannest intern, baby. And it comes in a bottle."
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"The thing I always liked about you was that you were yourself,"
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"I think everyone would like to believe"
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"I told you he'd buckle. How's that new computer? Good?"
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"As for me, I'm happy just knowing who I am."
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"Hey, JD, do you have any nasal spray?"
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"For I am John Dorian."
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"Hey, JD, you OK?"
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"- Lose the grapefruit goggles. - It squirts in my eyes."
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"That's a risk you take with that particular piece of fruit."
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"You guys, come on, what do you say we dial down"
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"Carla, do you think you could cut these for me?"
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"I've been working out so much, these things are choking off my pythons."
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"At the end of the week, you gotta return these bad boys to Janine."
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"Dude."
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"You OK? You're acting weirder than the time we saw Pat Benatar at Starbucks."
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"How amazing was that morning?"
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"Listen, do me a favour."
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"Don't try to overdo it with these guys, all right?"
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"I know, I'm usually medical."
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"They know you mean peeps. Just change the subject."
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"- Dr Cox. - Work. I hate you. You suck."
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"Barbie, talking to the computer, but nice self-esteem."
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"Hey, cowboy."
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"but if you're going to have a showdown with everyone who hassles her,"
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"for that sweet Aryan sex that you love so much."
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"Why have we never fixed or replaced this monstrosity?"
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"You know the deal."
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"If it barely works, it won't get replaced."
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"I guess that explains why your ass is still on the payroll, huh?"
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"- Who's Frank Fracherman? - You're the first one."
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"- Help me. - Yeah."
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"Sorry, girls, dropped my computer."
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"- I'll watch out for that. - Dude, your face, your face."
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"How long till we get this thing started?"
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"Should I file my Bell Biv DeVoe CD"
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"under B for Bell Biv or under D for DeVoe?"
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"I don't know why you let Dr Cox push you around like that."
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"Do you notice that you're always telling me what to do?"
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"And the thong, well, that's not up to me, that's the law, Missy."
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"Yes, you are."
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"Hey, Elliot, I just want to tell you"
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"What did you just say?"
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"I said, I love U2."
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