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Clips from Jon Benjamin Has a Van - Stardoor (S01E01)

"Kept the sign and the velvet ropes."
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"- Uh-Huh."
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"- But now it's just a irish pub."
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"- Times have changed, huh?"
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"- Tell me about it. - Yeah."
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"- Know what the problem with kids is?"
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"- Thanks."
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"- You got nothing in common with them."
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"I have to pretend to be interested"
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"In all this nonsense they jabber to me about."
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"- Right, right."
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"- Plus you lose your freedom,"
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"Your sex life, your individuality,"
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"- That's him! The one on the van."
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"- What? What's going on? - Please come with us."
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"- Why? What'd i do? - Right now, sir."
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"- He brought me here. I didn't..."
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"You too, colonel."
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"- Dave? What's up?"
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"- Mr. Benjamin,"
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"12 years ago, military archeologists"
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"Uncovered a relic which bore hieroglyphics"
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"Telling the story of where it came from."
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"It also had other markings on it,"
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"Which trish has determined to be a galactic map."
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"- Is that trish? - Mm-Hmm."
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"Is a star door, a portal to another galaxy."
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"- All right, wait."
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"Is there really such a thing as star doors?"
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"- Is there really such a thing as star doors?"
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"A van-Shaped star door."
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"- We have spent the last 12 years trying to activate it,"
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"And the writing on it tells us your van may be the key."
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"- It seems impossible."
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"- Jackson! Team "a"!"
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"- Has this happened before?"
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"- No, i don't know what's happening."
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"- The van is aligning itself with the star door."
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"- It's identifying the coordinates"
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"On the other side of the star door."
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"Somewhere in the keenan system."
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"- It is, colonel."
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"- Send in the van!"
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"- We're going through!"
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"- Something's happening, right?"
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"- Something's definitely-"
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"- Turn that fan off!"
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"Get in the van."
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"- What?"
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"Dave, tell 'em."
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"- No, no, you should definitely go."
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"- Wha-I don't-No."
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"I'll-I'll probably just come back-"
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"I don't want to go through a star door."
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"There's no way to determine what to expect"
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"When you get to the other side of the star door,"
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"But i can tell you this."
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"The journey you're about to embark on"
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"Will be remembered as the single most important event"
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"- Thanks."
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"The door might not remain open very much longer."
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"- Drive, man. What are you waiting for?"
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"- Will you move? - It's jamming."
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"- I don't want to run him over."
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"- Now what are you waiting for?"
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"- Seatbelt? - Just go!"
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"- Right."
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"What the?"
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"- Ah, god."
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"What happened?"
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"Colonel?"
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"You guys all right?"
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"- I can't understand."
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"Yeah, i know. That looks bad."
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"I came through the star door. I didn't see."
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"I had no idea. Guys, right?"
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"I- I'm sorry. I-"
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"Well, i didn't know it was gonna be a road."
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"Oh, great."
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"Let me explain."
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"I came through the star door from earth,"
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"So it's, like, a million light-Years from here, right?"
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"- Why would you build a road in front of a star door, right?"
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"Can't believe this."
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"- This is boring."
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"- I'm sorry."
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"- I can't unders-"
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"No. No."
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"- See, you can understand me now, right?"
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"You take one of these pills, and i can understand you."
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"Now take a pill."
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"- Got a little mint to 'em, too."
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"Okay. All right. You can hear?"
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"You guys okay? You good?"
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"Okay. I'm mosham."
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"I'm here to help you guys."
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"So i need to know who was driving the car."
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"Okay. Well then, you two guys can get out of here."
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"Really cool to meet you."
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"Okay."
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"Yeah, they're dead as a doornail."
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"All right, well, listen, this is how this works."
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"Had you been drinking?"
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"Okay, i need you to be honest with me."
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"Well, hopefully we can get"
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"This cube clarity analysis disallowed."
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"I can't guarantee that, though."
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"Well, you're not not in trouble."
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"If you're convicted it's, you know, immediate execution,"
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"So not the best."
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"Listen, you don't worry about nothing, okay?"
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"Just relax, let me handle this thing, okay?"
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"Hold on a sec."
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"yeah, mosham."
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"Hey, i'm, uh, i'm in chamber with that human"
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"That killed those, uh, kids."
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"I know, that's what i'm trying to tell the guy."
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"All right. Yeah, well, hold on a second."
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"Listen, i got to take this call."
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"Okay? You get some rest."
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