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Clips from Community (2009) - Abed's Uncontrollable Christmas (S02E02)

"to lend this season the significance of your choosing"
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"What do you care, Abed? You're Muslim."
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"And this is the most important Christmas in history."
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"I'm assuming that's why we're all stop-motion animated."
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"We're stop-motion animated. I don't understand."
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"That worries me a little. I think it worries all of us."
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"You could move around more."
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"# Twenty thousand years from now #"
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"Three, and I told you, we're not clay."
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"And you say you have no memory of this morning."
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"It's not a delusion. Very, very publishable."
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"And I think I see a solution to this"
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"that might also help you with your situation."
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"# Sad quick Christmas snowman #"
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"You lied to lure me into group therapy?"
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"I'm not just a psych professor. I'm also a Christmas wizard."
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"Nothing to be afraid of."
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"To Winter Wonderland? Sure."
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"Its atmosphere is 7 percent cinnamon. Oh."
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"Teddy Pierce."
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"We can take Gumdrop Road and stop at the cave."
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"# Come with me and walk with me #"
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"# Accompany me on a journey with me #"
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"Shut up, Winger. Mm-hm."
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"A journey through Winter Wonderland"
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"So when I say test, I mean Wonka-style. I'm talking dark."
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"A great place... It's actually the cave of frozen peas."
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"It's a common mistake. Don't worry, I got this."
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"Maybe if you cry enough, he'll change you."
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"So I would appreciate a level of respect"
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"# High upon her throne #"
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"# The queen of Christmas babies #"
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"Humbugs. Humbugs?"
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"Nope, not for that."
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"The wizard didn't bring us here to find the meaning of Christmas."
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"I'm not ejecting you for not liking Christmas music."
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"# Wires with fraying ends #"
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"I like the rituals. My parents are divorced too."
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"Every year, we sit and watch Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer."
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"Because she comes every year."
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"I went to your dorm room."
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"I know. You're a Christmas warlock."
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"I mean, human being."
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"- Oh. Now we're losing him. - I'm on the roof of the train."
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"There's no more journey. It's just you against reality."
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"You're actually grabbing me in real life, delinquent."
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"We'll keep him away, Abed. Go."
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"I didn't wanna go home."
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"It's depressing there this time of year."
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"Thinking there was something you could do to save Christmas,"
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"Left where you dropped it on the floor of your dorm."
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"Let's sing it. Yeah, let's sing."
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"- You start, Britta. - Mm."
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"# It's about the birth of Jesus Christ #"
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"# Music and cookies And liquor and trees #"
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"# That's what Christmas is for #"
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"I get it."
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"the idea that Christmas has meaning. And it can mean whatever we want."
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"Ah. That's better. So weird."
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"Ahem. It's that very special time of year, Greendale."
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"A time for me to remind you"
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"that your school acknowledges no specialness to this time of year."
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"You do, of course, have a constitutional right"
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"in any of our designated holiday zones."
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"Merry Christmas."
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"Don't you mean season's greetings? Shirley, you know it's Christmas."
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"As a Christian, I've learned to be sensitive to other cultures' jealousies."
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"What are we doing this year?"
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"I'm taking a relaxation course next semester."
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"I was gonna use the break to do the reading in advance."
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"I'm shutting myself in with my video games."
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"Fake-murdering people is gonna be my new holiday tradition."
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"Hm. This is disappointing."
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"Don't your people spend this season writing angry letters to TV Guide?"
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"True. Religiously, I'm Muslim. But I've always been a fan of Christmas."
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"I vote we let it go. What did you say we were, Abed?"
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"I never understand what any of you are saying."
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"You guys don't see it? I noticed it this morning."
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"That's how I knew it was special. We've clearly entered a new medium."
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"It's probably Arabic for "not clearly. " Ha, ha, ha. Huh?"
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"You really expect me to tarnish the high-five for that?"
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"You guys really don't see what I'm seeing?"
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"Is there something that we can do to help you with your situation, Abed?"
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"Not much point in being animated if you don't."
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"And I think we should commit to the format. Starting with a song."
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"You start. I'm sure we'll join in."
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"# Give me the snow Light up the trees #"
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"# Deck every hall And wall you can see #"
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"# Roast every nut Mistle the toe #"
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"# This needs to be the best Christmas Since the original #"
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"# They'll say The most successful Christmas #"
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"# Was today ##"
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"Okay, we got him. He's down."
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"Now, how many fingers am I holding up?"
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"And, more importantly, are they still made of clay?"
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"We're silicone dolls with foam bodies over ball-and-socket armatures."
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"Fascinating. And publishable."
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"You don't recall the crisis that caused you to take shelter in this delusion."
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"Abed, I've been a professor of psychology"
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"here at Greendale for many years."
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"I'd like to do extensive sessions with you, including hypnosis."
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"I don't need therapy. Nobody said you did."
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"I just think it would benefit you and, incidentally, me"
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"to get to the real meaning of all this."
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"You're right. I need to find the meaning of Christmas."
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"Ah. Well... If I can,"
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"everything will go back to normal."
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"Asterisk. Abed."
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"The dean says if you don't get help, they might kick you out of school."
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"Why would I wanna be in a school that hates Christmas?"
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"He's got a point. Kidding."
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"# Sad quick Christmas song #"
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"# Tragic day gone wrong #"
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"# Sad quick Christmas song ##"
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"I don't suppose you know the meaning of Christmas."
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"Apparently, it means getting fondled by singing mental cases."
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"My snowman is alive. I'm not a snowman."
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"I'm Chang."
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"What the hell's wrong with you? I thought I made you."
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"Yeah, you made me need to cry in the shower tonight."
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