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Clips from Gravity Falls - A Tale of Two Stans (S02E02)

"I can keep up."
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"I've got the other thing."
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"What is it called? Oh, right, punching."
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"you're actually here."
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"Brother!"
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"Ow! What the heck was that for?"
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"restarting the portal."
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"from what appears to be, I don't know,"
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"some kinda sci-fi sideburn dimension."
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"Thank you? You really think I'm gonna thank you"
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"Don't expect me to go easy on you"
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"Quick question."
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"What the heck is going on here?"
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"Stan, you didn't tell me there were children down here."
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"They're your family, Poindexter."
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"I have a niece, and nephew?"
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"Greetings. Do kids still say greetings?"
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"It's a full finger friendlier than normal."
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"Ha ha, I like this kid. She's weird."
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"You've read my journals?"
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"I've been waiting for so long to meet you."
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"No, no, false alarm."
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"Listen, there'll be time for introductions later."
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"But your name is Stanford."
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"What have you been doing all these years, you knucklehead?"
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"You owe us some answers."
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"Why did you keep this a secret?"
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"If not, I will be very disappointed."
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"I lived with my ma and pa in the Lead Paint district"
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"above the family pawn shop."
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"Dad was a strict man."
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"Tough as a cinder block, and not easily impressed."
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"I'm not impressed."
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"No, you're overpriced."
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"Yeah, I predicted you were gonna hang up."
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"As if his abnormally high IQ wasn't enough,"
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"he also had a rare birth defect--"
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"As for me, I had what Mom liked to call personality."
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"But as different as we were,"
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"we were the perfect team,"
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"and every day, we'd wander the beach,"
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"And I once saw a dead rat floating in a bucket."
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"Ew. What's wrong with you?"
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"kings of New Jersey!"
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"Ow! What the heck?"
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"Nice boat. You get it at the dump?"
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"But I am a freak."
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"I just wonder if there's anywhere in the world"
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"sail away from this dumb town."
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"We'll hunt for treasure, get all the girls,"
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"You really mean it?"
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"Those were the good times."
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"Ford's brain seemed to get more impressive every year."
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"Sure, I got in more than my fair share of trouble,"
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"but when your brother's the smartest kid in school,"
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"you've always got a leg up on the competition."
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"The future was looking bright for both of us,"
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"till one day."
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"Ah, great. What is it this time?"
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"Very frankly is the only way I speak."
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"The other one is standing outside this room, and his name's Stanley."
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"over his science fair experiment."
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"You ever heard of West Coast Tech?"
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"Best college in the country."
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"Their graduates turn science fiction"
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"into science fact."
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"to check out Stanford's experiment."
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"That clown? At this rate,"
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"he'll be lucky to graduate high school."
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"Stanford's going places, but hey, look on the bright side."
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"you wanna go to some stuffy college"
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"it's gonna be beaches, babes,"
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"Ah, well,"
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"then okay, I'll do the treasure hunting thing."
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"I was gonna lose my brother forever."
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"Oh, no. No, no, no. What did I do?"
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"was beneath this sheet?"
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"But it was stable yesterday."
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"Can you explain what this was doing"
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"next to my broken project?"
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"This was no accident, Stan. You did this."
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"You did this because you couldn't handle me"
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"Look, it was a mistake."
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"Although, if you think about it,"
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"Why would I wanna do anything with the person"
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"You ignoramus."
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"Your brother was gonna be our ticket outta this dump."
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"High six?"
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"I don't need you, I don't need anyone."
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"you turned your back on me."
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"Thanks to one dumb mistake, I had no brother,"
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"Hug train's comin' to the station."
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"Hugapalooza 2000!"
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"Kid, will you knock that off?"
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"Unfortunately, the treasure hunting business"
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"In sales."
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"to clean up cranberry stains on the moon."
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"It's a total sham."
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"I had made my mark, all right."
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"Unfortunately, so did the chamois."
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"Apparently, the cheap dye I used to color them"
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"only made stains worse."
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"Customers weren't crazy about that."
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"with Stanco-brand pitchforks."
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"I was officially banned from New Jersey."
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"Are you sick of bandages that are hard to remove?"
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"The Rip Off won't give you rashes."
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"I repeat, it won't give you rashes."
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"always one step ahead of the law,"
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"Did you end up going to your dream school?"
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"All right, I know Backupsmore"
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"wasn't anyone's first choice,"
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"but what we lack in prestige"
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"In a place like that, I had to work twice as hard."
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"I went from undergrad to PhD"
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"for my own scientific research."
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"But what to study?"
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"Things that were odd, unusual,"
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"And according to my investigations,"
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"there was one place with a higher concentration"
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