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Clips from Gravity Falls - A Tale of Two Stans (S02E02)

Meanwhile, your old Uncle Stan was doing great.

"Meanwhile, your old Uncle Stan was doing great."

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a sophisticated new business strategy.

"a sophisticated new business strategy."

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Gah!

"Gah!"

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Hello. This is Stanford Pines.

"Hello. This is Stanford Pines."

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The journals!

"The journals!"

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There were anomalies everywhere.

"There were anomalies everywhere."

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but something nagged at me.

"but something nagged at me."

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I realized the only way to understand Gravity Falls

"I realized the only way to understand Gravity Falls"

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to the source of its weirdness.

"to the source of its weirdness."

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I decided to call up my old college buddy,

"I decided to call up my old college buddy,"

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Many long nights were spent perfecting the machine.

"Many long nights were spent perfecting the machine."

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It would be the crowning achievement

"It would be the crowning achievement"

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Get out, get out, get out!

"Get out, get out, get out!"

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The time had come to test it.

"The time had come to test it."

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What?

"What?"

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Fiddleford?

"Fiddleford?"

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Destroy it before it destroys us all!

"Destroy it before it destroys us all!"

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Fine. I'll do it without you.

"Fine. I'll do it without you."

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I was in over my head,

"I was in over my head,"

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I'll pay your goons back, I swear.

"I'll pay your goons back, I swear."

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You haven't seen your brother in over ten years.

"You haven't seen your brother in over ten years."

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It's okay. He's family. He won't bite.

"It's okay. He's family. He won't bite."

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Hello to you, too, pal.

"Hello to you, too, pal."

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Hey, easy there. Let's talk this through, okay?

"Hey, easy there. Let's talk this through, okay?"

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Something you won't believe.

"Something you won't believe."

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There is nothing about this I understand.

"There is nothing about this I understand."

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There's only one journal left.

"There's only one journal left."

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on a boat?

"on a boat?"

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and sail as far away as you can.

"and sail as far away as you can."

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You finally wanna see me after ten years,

"You finally wanna see me after ten years,"

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What I've been through.

"What I've been through."

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I've been to prison in three different countries.

"I've been to prison in three different countries."

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You think you've got problems?

"You think you've got problems?"

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Meanwhile, where have you been?

"Meanwhile, where have you been?"

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Living it up in your fancy house in the woods,

"Living it up in your fancy house in the woods,"

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because you only care about yourself.

"because you only care about yourself."

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I'm selfish? I'm selfish?

"I'm selfish? I'm selfish?"

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I'm giving you a chance to do the first worthwhile thing in your life,

"I'm giving you a chance to do the first worthwhile thing in your life,"

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and you won't even listen.

"and you won't even listen."

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You want me to get rid of this book?

"You want me to get rid of this book?"

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Stanley, give it back.

"Stanley, give it back."

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You left me behind, you jerk.

"You left me behind, you jerk."

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Stanley. Oh, my gosh, I'm so sorry.

"Stanley. Oh, my gosh, I'm so sorry."

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Some brother you turned out to be.

"Some brother you turned out to be."

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Well then you can have 'em.

"Well then you can have 'em."

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Stanford!

"Stanford!"

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I didn't know if he was dead or alive

"I didn't know if he was dead or alive"

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I didn't get much sleep that night.

"I didn't get much sleep that night."

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But without the other two journals,

"But without the other two journals,"

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I had no choice but to go into town.

"I had no choice but to go into town."

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Hey, that's no stranger.

"Hey, that's no stranger."

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that lives in the woods.

"that lives in the woods."

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Gosh, I'd pay anything

"Gosh, I'd pay anything"

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No, really, I...

"No, really, I..."

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Stanford Pines.

"Stanford Pines."

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Step right up, folks,

"Step right up, folks,"

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Behold the nerdy science box.

"Behold the nerdy science box."

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Uh, I can assure you, that is in no way permanent.

"Uh, I can assure you, that is in no way permanent."

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Uh, you're lucky you weren't part of the last tour group.

"Uh, you're lucky you weren't part of the last tour group."

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They never made it out alive.

"They never made it out alive."

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Right?

"Right?"

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So I came up with a plan.

"So I came up with a plan."

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until I figured out how to save him.

"until I figured out how to save him."

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Later renamed the Mystery Shack.

"Later renamed the Mystery Shack."

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Finally, I'd found something I was good at.

"Finally, I'd found something I was good at."

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For once, being a liar and a cheat paid off.

"For once, being a liar and a cheat paid off."

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The old me was dead.

"The old me was dead."

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Even you kids.

"Even you kids."

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Of course.

"Of course."

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but this is perfect.

"but this is perfect."

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There. Now everyone, plug your ears!

"There. Now everyone, plug your ears!"

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behind the vending machines.

"behind the vending machines."

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Hey, do you hear that?

"Hey, do you hear that?"

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Why am I standing in some sort of goofy, fun knick-knack house?

"Why am I standing in some sort of goofy, fun knick-knack house?"

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I've been sent with the latest intel from Washington.

"I've been sent with the latest intel from Washington."

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the power surges in Gravity Falls

"the power surges in Gravity Falls"

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Luckily, I'm here to take this mess off your hands.

"Luckily, I'm here to take this mess off your hands."

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But I'll need all of your floppy disks,

"But I'll need all of your floppy disks,"

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Great-uncle Stanford, that was amazing.

"Great-uncle Stanford, that was amazing."

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Let's not go crazy. It was serviceable.

"Let's not go crazy. It was serviceable."

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a couple billion questions about Gravity Falls?

"a couple billion questions about Gravity Falls?"

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I've been waiting so long to ask questions about--

"I've been waiting so long to ask questions about--"

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I said, hit the hay!

"I said, hit the hay!"

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I'll just let myself out.

"I'll just let myself out."

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Wendy, I've got something amazing to tell you.

"Wendy, I've got something amazing to tell you."

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Look at us.

"Look at us."

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You look like Dad.

"You look like Dad."

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and this Mystery Shack junk is over forever.

"and this Mystery Shack junk is over forever."

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You really aren't gonna thank me, are you?

"You really aren't gonna thank me, are you?"

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You stay away from the kids.

"You stay away from the kids."

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I don't want them in danger.

"I don't want them in danger."

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they're the only family I have left.

"they're the only family I have left."

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Did you hear what they said?

"Did you hear what they said?"

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Might be wishful thinking, though.

"Might be wishful thinking, though."

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I don't know if this is good or bad.

"I don't know if this is good or bad."

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and the occasional goblin monster.

"and the occasional goblin monster."

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Dipper, you don't think we'll turn out

"Dipper, you don't think we'll turn out"

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I mean, they used to be best friends,

"I mean, they used to be best friends,"

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Good night, stupid.

"Good night, stupid."

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the Stan that we know,

"the Stan that we know,"

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was actually Stanley,

"was actually Stanley,"

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but the first Stan was Stanford,

"but the first Stan was Stanford,"

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but then Stanley pretending to be Stanford,

"but then Stanley pretending to be Stanford,"

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- Wait up. - Yeah, you should keep up.

"- Wait up. - Yeah, you should keep up."

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Whoa!

"Whoa!"

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Neato!

"Neato!"

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A mysterious, boarded-up cave.

"A mysterious, boarded-up cave."

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It might be filled with lost prehistoric life forms.

"It might be filled with lost prehistoric life forms."

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Or Mesoamerican gold.

"Or Mesoamerican gold."

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Uh, ladies first.

"Uh, ladies first."

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Ha ha! Good thing you've got your smarts, Poindexter.

"Ha ha! Good thing you've got your smarts, Poindexter."

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Cool. Splinters.

"Cool. Splinters."

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Whoa! It's so creepy in here.

"Whoa! It's so creepy in here."

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Hey, don't worry, bro.

"Hey, don't worry, bro."

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Wherever we go, we go together.

"Wherever we go, we go together."

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Don't forget to leave our names so they know who owns the place.

"Don't forget to leave our names so they know who owns the place."

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Pines, Pines, Pines, Pines.

"Pines, Pines, Pines, Pines."

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Finally, after all these long years of waiting,

"Finally, after all these long years of waiting,"

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This was an insanely risky move,

"This was an insanely risky move,"

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Didn't you read my warnings?

"Didn't you read my warnings?"

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