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Clips from Family Guy - Road to India (S14E14)

"You know, this is where the Beatles came"
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"to ruin their music."
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"Yeah, yeah, that's great."
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"Anyway, Padma works in Bangalore,"
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"so we got to hurry and catch the train."
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"Can't believe we're really in India."
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"Oh, look over there."
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"There's cute little kids are playing"
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"Cowboys and Indians and Indians."
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"I'm gonna shoot you with my six-gun."
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"I'm gonna shoot you with my bow and arrow."
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"I'm just going to stand here wearing a shirt"
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"that appears to be a jacket."
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"Do you think all those chickens had to buy tickets?"
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"I don't know, but I'm starving."
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"What I wouldn't give right now for a big juicy steak."
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"How dare you?"
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"To us, cows are sacred!"
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"That's right, you are disrespecting"
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"our entire culture."
Family Guy
"And why did Wes Anderson come here to make his worst movie?"
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"Stewie, what do we do? Quick, hit the red buttons!"
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"Wow, that came in handy. Yeah."
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"Now let's get out of here. Let's see what their wieners look like."
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"Yeah. Yeah, no, let's get out of here."
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"Okay, I'm off to bingo."
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"Peter, what are you wearing?"
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"Oh, you mean my bingo cape?"
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"That's our holiday tablecloth."
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"I'm sorry, Lois, but my people have come to expect"
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"a certain degree of pageantry."
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"Don't wait up."
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"We may go to Denny's."
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"Is Joe going with you?"
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"Oh, Crybaby Joe?"
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"Nah, he doesn't come anymore."
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"I think he resents my skill."
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"Peter, bingo was Joe's favorite thing."
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"Now, you go over there and take him with you,"
Family Guy
"or I don't want you going at all."
Family Guy
"Hey, hey, hey, don't try to take this away from me."
Family Guy
"This is the only thing I've ever been good at."
Family Guy
"Well, this and timing my farts to a thunderstorm."
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"Ah..."
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"The first thing you're gonna notice is a bar graph."
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"And what that is is to indicate our international sales,"
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"which peaked, of course, - Oh, yeah."
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"during the last quarter."
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"But now we're expecting that to drop off"
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"as we enter the colder weather."
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"We made it!"
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"This is where Padma works!"
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"I feel like I owe every bus in America an apology."
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"So, we haven't discussed what you're going"
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"She's already beautiful to me."
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"And you know, we'll see."
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"My God, how you gonna find her?"
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"Thank you for calling tech support."
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"How can I help you?"
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"Brian?"
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"Padma, just do it."
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"Are you Padma?"
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"There is a python in my cube."
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"Brian?"
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"I can't believe this!"
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"Why are you here?"
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"with my heart."
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"and that's what you came up with?"
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"I am touched you came all this way to see me."
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"I'm so glad I did."
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"You're even more beautiful than I imagined."
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"Well, I have to admit you two do make a cute couple."
Family Guy
"But then again, so did Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow."
Family Guy
"about trans fats for as long as you both shall live?"
Family Guy
"And do you take this man to be"
Family Guy
"a watered-down Bono until death do you part?"
Family Guy
"I do."
Family Guy
"I now pronounce you pretentious and terrible."
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"You may name your daughter after a fruit."
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"I have lived here my whole life."
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"Well, if you were born here, then it must be a magical place."
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"Yes, let's go get sandwiches"
Family Guy
"at that New Delhi I keep hearing about."
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"I am so happy that you are here."
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"In fact, my family is having a big party tonight."
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"You must both come as my guests."
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"Oh, an Indian party!"
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"I hope they play that one song with the shrieking, nasal,"
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"atonal woman over the bongos and tambourines."
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"You seem nervous."
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"Are you worried about meeting Padma's family?"
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"Yeah. Well, that, and this is always"
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"what it looks like on Homeland"
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"right before there's a drone strike."
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"Oh, my, you both look so elegant."
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"Thanks, I did a little shopping today."
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"Not me. Mine is actually"
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"I never travel without it."
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"and monkeys who have wandered in to steal fruit,"
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"it is my honor to welcome you to this engagement celebration."
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"Oh, engagement?"
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"So, who's getting married?"
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"I am."
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"What?!"
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"Padma, my beloved daughter."
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"Dhiraj, my future son-in-law."
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"Please, come and meet one another."
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"Welp, that's a Punjab to the figs."
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"Where's the bar?"
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"Everyone, you are all so kind to come tonight,"
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"and it is so nice to meet you, Dhiraj."
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"But something happened today, and I can no longer marry you."
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"Padma, what is it?"
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"My true love is here tonight."
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"He has come to me all the way from America."
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"His name is Brian Griffin."
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"And my heart belongs to him."
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"Quick, everyone's looking at the dog!"
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"Padma, you cannot call off the wedding!"
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"But it would be wrong to marry someone I do not love."
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