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Clips from Family Guy - Road to India (S14E14)

"God, even Microsoft Word hates your writing."
Family Guy
"and you've got full Bollywood."
Family Guy
"right in the middle of a story I'm writing."
Family Guy
"Ah, thy japes and jabs cut me to the quick, squire."
Family Guy
"Down here, Lois."
Family Guy
"You know what, Joe?"
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"to sit on the potty for one hour straight."
Family Guy
"All right, I got to get through this."
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"Oh, and you're wearing the necklace I gave you."
Family Guy
"Peter reached this round by accurately spelling"
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"Oh, you're in here?"
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"Better hustle."
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"Oh, with that Indian chick?"
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"I can already smell the enlightenment and tranquility."
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"This is wonderful, isn't it, Brian?"
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"It's so tranquil, I'm tearing up."
Family Guy
"I'll yell, bing-Joe."
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"Me and the gang are trying to hear our numbers."
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"so I'm gonna have the Somali pirate from Captain Phillips"
Family Guy
"The storm's moving away."
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"to do if she's a pig."
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"Don't worry, I thought of that."
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"I'll tell you how."
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"Stand on your desk."
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"Padma!"
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"Because I was having a technical issue"
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"Ugh, 16 hours on a plane,"
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"Do you take this woman to lecture you"
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"I do."
Family Guy
"So, this is my town."
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"an Aladdin costume from last Halloween."
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"Family, guests,"
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"He's holding onto an Applebee's gift card with $1.62 on it."
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"Oh, you're a lady."
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"And you sound American."
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"I'll never be able to pay for Padma's dowry."
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"Wait a minute!"
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"Who wants to be"
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"What brings you to India, Brian?"
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"the more it does sound Indian."
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"D) Jiminy Cricket, final answer."
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"But I'm working on it."
Family Guy
"always interrupting?"
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"I mean, I mean, there's got to be"
Family Guy
"No! I came halfway around the world for you!"
Family Guy
"Oh, in India it's traditional to do a final"
Family Guy
"♪ Ho-ho ♪"
Family Guy
"Come on, Brian, just surrender to it."
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"♪ For a very special girl... ♪"
Family Guy
"What are you doing over there?"
Family Guy
"I'm on hold with tech support."
Family Guy
"My computer locked up right in the middle"
Family Guy
"of this story I'm working on."
Family Guy
"Thank you for holding. How can I help you?"
Family Guy
"Amazing. One second of a stranger's voice on a phone"
Family Guy
"I... I assume she's in India."
Family Guy
"Your friend is correct."
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"I am in India."
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"But you sound like a perfect gentleman to me."
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"My name is Padma."
Family Guy
"Padma. That was my mother's name."
Family Guy
"I'm gonna get an English muffin."
Family Guy
"So what seems to be the problem?"
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"Well, one problem I have"
Family Guy
"is that I have too much money."
Family Guy
"Then why don't you just buy a new computer?"
Family Guy
"What? I-I..."
Family Guy
"Oh, I'm just bursting your balls."
Family Guy
"Oh!"
Family Guy
"Well, you're a feisty one."
Family Guy
"Uh, actually, my computer froze"
Family Guy
"Oh, you are a writer?"
Family Guy
"Are you famous?"
Family Guy
"By choice, no. No."
Family Guy
"I mean, look at William Shakespeare."
Family Guy
"William Shakespeare. Aye."
Family Guy
"Nice collar, you fruit."
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"Thank ye."
Family Guy
"Hey, Shakespeare."
Family Guy
"What's the title of your next play?"
Family Guy
"You should call it Homosexual Collar Guy."
Family Guy
"What does that even mean?"
Family Guy
"I know."
Family Guy
"It means, I use this collar as a bib"
Family Guy
"for when I service guys."
Family Guy
"So, how'd you like the collar?"
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"'Tis not for me."
Family Guy
"Huh, there's no one there."
Family Guy
"Must have been some kids knocking."
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"Oh, for God's sake, Joe."
Family Guy
"Can't you put a tall flag on the back of your chair or something?"
Family Guy
"I apologize for the difficulty my paralysis causes you."
Family Guy
"Hey, Peter. Good news."
Family Guy
"Bonnie's out of town, so I have an extra ticket"
Family Guy
"for Tuesday night bingo down at the Allendale Mill."
Family Guy
"Why the hell would I want to go to bingo?"
Family Guy
"Oh, it's a blast."
Family Guy
"There's the thrill of the game, people bring snacks,"
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"plus you'll hear some pretty unfiltered opinions"
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"about those jokers in Washington."
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"Yeah, that sounds perfectly terrible."
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"Peter would love to go with you."
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"What?! Terrific."
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"I'll pick you up at 6:00."
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"What'd you do that for?!"
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"Peter, he's your friend."
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"All right, I'll go."
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"But I'm not happy."
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"You know how much I hate being told what to do."
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"You know, Padma, I love Indian food."
Family Guy
"But I'd have to say my least favorite curry is Ann."
Family Guy
"She's... she's a newscaster here."
Family Guy
"I... I wish I could have slipped that in earlier."
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"Oh, no, I know her."
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"She's internationally despised."
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"Look, uh, I have to come clean."
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"Um, my computer wasn't actually broken this time."
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"Uh, I just wanted to talk to you again."
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"I like talking to you, too, Brian."
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"Oh, hey, is that Padma from tech support again?"
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