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Clips from Family Guy - Road to India (S14E14)

"The one I love is Brian."
Family Guy
"Sir, what if I were to repay you for all you've spent?"
Family Guy
"Would Padma then be free to marry whoever she wanted?"
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"You would do that?"
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"Yes. I love you, Padma,"
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"and-and I'd do anything to be with you."
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"I suppose that might be possible."
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"Great, just give me a chance to raise the money,"
Family Guy
"so I can marry your daughter and make her happy."
Family Guy
"Oh, so you don't have the money?"
Family Guy
"I do not know Applebee's."
Family Guy
"Is it like our Colonel Chutney's?"
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"Does Colonel Chutney's make you sick?"
Family Guy
"Not every time."
Family Guy
"Then, no, it's very different."
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"I mean, my wife and I have never said the words"
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"open marriage, but..."
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"Oh, hey, Lois!"
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"and give Joe back his stupid little activity."
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"I appreciate that, Lois."
Family Guy
"First of all, this is my favorite thing"
Family Guy
"in the world now, so no."
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"And second of all, we're about to play a new round,"
Family Guy
"so start taking your pants off,"
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"'cause when I win, I want you ready."
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"Peter, if it wasn't for Joe,"
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"you wouldn't know about bingo anyway."
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"This meant everything to him, and you've taken it away."
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"As a friend, do the right thing"
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"and give Joe back the happiness he found here."
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"Joe, gag on my fat dauber."
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"Damn it, I didn't want to have to do this,"
Family Guy
"but you've left me no choice!"
Family Guy
"Kids, get in here!"
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"That's a bingo for me!"
Family Guy
"All right, how do you play?"
Family Guy
"Free space?!"
Family Guy
"Wow! What's that about?!"
Family Guy
"I call I sit next to Dad!"
Family Guy
"All right, forget this."
Family Guy
"Let's all go home and each do"
Family Guy
"our own individual media things."
Family Guy
"Stewie, I don't think this is gonna work."
Family Guy
"We're never gonna raise enough money"
Family Guy
"to pay back Padma's father."
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"Trust me, Brian, there are a billion people here,"
Family Guy
"and almost every one of them has a tapeworm."
Family Guy
"All right, very good. Lie down on your stomach."
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"This won't hurt a bit."
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"Hey, how are you guys?"
Family Guy
"How long have you been in there?"
Family Guy
"I originally just came for my junior year,"
Family Guy
"but I fell in love with the place."
Family Guy
"Stewie, there's no way I'm sitting here all day"
Family Guy
"watching tapeworms come out of butts."
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"I'm doomed."
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"I don't understand."
Family Guy
"In movies, everything in India always turns out great."
Family Guy
"Julia Roberts ate or loved or prayed or something."
Family Guy
"I don't, I don't know. I didn't see it."
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"Movies about India."
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"I know how I can make the money!"
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"a millionaire?"
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"Our next contestant comes all the way from America!"
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"Brian Griffin!"
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"I'll tell you what brought me."
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"True love."
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"He's breaking up a marriage!"
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"First question-- Which retired Indian cricketer"
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"in ODI competition?"
Family Guy
"O-ODI? What?"
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"Is it A) Anil Kumble,"
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"B) Mahendra Singh Dhoni,"
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"C) Sachin Tendulkar,"
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"or D) Jiminy Cricket?"
Family Guy
"Well, I know, I know it's not Jiminy Cricket."
Family Guy
"Unless Jiminy's based on a real person."
Family Guy
"I need an answer."
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"You know, the more I say it,"
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"Jiminy Cricket."
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"I'm sorry, that is incorrect."
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"Thank you for playing!"
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"We'll be right back"
Family Guy
"after this message from the Indian Census Bureau."
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"Too many people!"
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"Stop with the people!"
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"Padma, I'm sorry."
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"I still haven't raised the money."
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"There is no longer a need."
Family Guy
"My father has solved the problem"
Family Guy
"by promising Dhiraj the hand of my younger sister."
Family Guy
"Oh, Padma, I meant to ask you, are there, like,"
Family Guy
"Bengal tigers just running loose in the cities?"
Family Guy
"I don't know."
Family Guy
"In America, are there annoying talking babies"
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"Okay, it's been a long trip."
Family Guy
"Let's not say anything we're gonna regret."
Family Guy
"Wait a minute, so if, if Dhiraj is marrying"
Family Guy
"your sister, that means we can be together!"
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"Actually, about that."
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"I think watching you try to answer that question out there,"
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"I realized something."
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"You know nothing of my country or my culture."
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"Well, tha-that was a really tough question."
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"No, it wasn't."
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"Everyone in India knows who Sachin Tendulkar is."
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"Brian, I am deeply touched that you came all this way"
Family Guy
"to find me, but the truth is, you and I"
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"have very little in common."
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"Brian, Brian, punt, punt."
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"I know you would try, Brian."
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"But when I look inside myself,"
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"Mostly, I just did not want to marry Dhiraj."
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"I am so sorry."
Family Guy
"Have I answered all of your questions to your satisfaction?"
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"You said I was your true love!"
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"Well, by coming here,"
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"you saved me from a lifetime of unhappiness."
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"And I will always love you for that."
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"Good-bye, Brian."
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