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Clips from Futurama - Put Your Head on My Shoulders (S02E02)

"Four score and 1145 years ago..."
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"This Presidents' Day, we honor the values my body fought and died for."
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"...and I'm malfunctioning so badly, I'm giving these cars away!"
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"I got all C's!"
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"This says it could catch fire in a collision."
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"I'm Victor, and I know many things about the art of unloading fine cars..."
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"Spotted her when you walked in, huh? She's a beauty."
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"Nothing makes you feel more like a man."
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"- What's wrong? - The luxury edition has more eagle."
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"- It's sad to think you're missing out. - Oh, don't be sad."
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"I installed bumpers to reduce the risk of butt failure."
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"I demand you restore my buttocks to their former glory!"
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"No dog food for Victor tonight!"
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"The sticker says $55,000. But we'll only go as high as, say..."
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"- You don't go above the sticker price. - I thought it was an auction."
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"I'm terrible at parallel parking."
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"Who were you yelling at?"
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"I asked me for Valentine's Day off. I was in no mood for my shenanigans."
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"- Since we have no dates, we should... - You assume I can't get a date?"
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"So, what? Shorts?"
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"Oh, I'm gonna get sweat on my sweat suit."
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"- What? - Oh, my God!"
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"They go together like a lime and a coconut."
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"- Do I hear wedding bells? - What? No!"
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"If I weren't so desperately poor."
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"Well, pay the man!"
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"- Honey, we love you! - Shut up, baby, I know it!"
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"Fry? Amy? Put your pants back on! I need a stapler!"
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"It's working. They think we're making out."
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"- Why aren't we making out? - I don't know."
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"- Okay, Mister...? - Smith. Zapp Smith. Brannigan."
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"I'll run it through our high-speed Romance-A-Logical Datafier."
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"Yeah. You know, Fry, I like hanging out with you."
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"- You'll be back to zero soon. - She's smothering me."
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"All gone. Can I drive?"
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"Pardon me. Excuse me."
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"You know how you like chocolate but get tired of it..."
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"And the winner of the big car race is Hot Rod Zoidberg!"
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"My head's killing me. What happened? Was anyone hurt?"
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"Looks like we'll be spending a lot more time together, Fry."
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"This always happens with office romances."
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"Maybe we'd better talk in private. I'll meet you in the closet."
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"Losers get really desperate around Valentine's Day."
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"Then I have to do something so pitiful that I'm ashamed to tell."
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"Why did you shave? Expecting something to happen with the date?"
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"Come in, Gary. I'll just be another 20 minutes!"
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"- It's good to make them wait a little. - Oh, God, it's true!"
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"- Me too. - Eight bucks."
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"- Nice eyeball, Eyeball. - Nice ass, Ass."
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"Sparks! Buy her a rose, I promise she'll put out."
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"- Cheers. - Cheers."
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"I'd love to take a whack at you..."
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"Maybe later."
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"It began in 1410, when a number of noblemen convened with the..."
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"There, good as new. Except your dorsal fin."
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"- I'll live without it? - You call that living?"
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"To crush those who disobey you."
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"...I'll look at this disfiguring scar and think of you."
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"Anyway, it's nice to have my own body back."
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"How's the corpse? Hooked up okay?"
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"Everything worked out great, thanks to Bender."
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"It's not like you set us up with bad dates..."
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"Didn't I, Leela? Didn't I?"
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"[ENGLISH]"
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"...our forefathers' foreheads conceived a new nation."
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"Let's go car shopping! My parents said if I got B's, they'd buy me a bar."
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"Mind if I tag along? My ass needs servicing."
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"No wonder you're at the end of conga lines."
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"...on beautiful women."
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"A gentleman always sells a lady a car first."
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"This is a Beta Romeo. Yes, the Beta Romeo."
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"Note the cross-your-heart seat belt. It protects, lifts and separates."
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"Yeah, beautiful coffee."
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"No, the Ford Thunder Cougar Falcon Bird!"
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"- How much do you want to spend? - I'm not buying."
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"I see you don't care if people question your sexual orientation."
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"I do, but I don't know how to make them stop!"
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"One Word. Thunder Cougar Falcon Bird."
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"The seats are stuffed with eagle down..."
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"...the dash inlaid with beaks of eagles."
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"There are eagles under the floorboards."
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"- That's an awful lot of eagle. - Yes. And yet..."
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"My parents are paying and they're incredibly rich."
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"You, sir, have defaced a national treasure!"
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"All right, but that ass is gonna blow, and when it does..."
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"This car has everything a beautiful woman like me needs."
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"Sixty thousand!"
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"- He is not too happy. - I'm sorry. Eighty thousand?"
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"You're asking for a day off? Get out of my sight!"
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"You're bogarting my patience."
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"Valentine's Day's coming? I forgot to get a girlfriend again."
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"How about 8:00?"
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"I'm taking my new car to Mercury. Wanna come?"
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"- Okay. How's the weather? - The usual. Boiling lead, lava."
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"Boy, this a/c is incredible. I better turn on the heater too."
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"This heater is incredible! I better turn up the a/c some more."
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"- How about some icy margaritas? - Yeah!"
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"- We're slowing down! - I'll hit the fuel guzzler!"
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"Who wants Pop-Tarts?"
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"It's okay. I have an emergency phone."
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"- What are you doing? - It's a videophone."
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"I'm in the Astro-Afro- Antarctico-Amerasian Auto Association."
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"Hello? Septuple A?"
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"It'll be a couple hours."
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"You're rich. How come you dress like you're doing your laundry?"
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"My parents tell me to be more ladylike. As though."
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"My folks were always on me to wear underpants. What am I, the pope?"
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"...and Put on your good vestments."
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"It's nice to find someone I can talk to about stuff, and junk."
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"It's like we feel the same way about junk and stuff, or whatever."
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"- While they tow us, you wanna do it? - Yeah!"
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"- Any old business? - No."
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"- Any new business? - No."
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"- Anyone sleep together? - No."
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"- One thing led to another. - It led there again when we got home."
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"You snagged the perfect girlfriend."
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"Amy's rich, she's probably got other characteristics..."
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"Bender, romance isn't about money."
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"It's coincidence that Zoidberg is desperately poor and miserably Ionely?"
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"Please!"
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