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Clips from Futurama - Put Your Head on My Shoulders (S02E02)

"For your information, it's because he's hideous."
Futurama
"Really? Oh, dear."
Futurama
"You're both very lucky. I'd pay to end my miserable Ioneliness."
Futurama
"People will pay good money for romance?"
Futurama
"- $500 and time served. - Stupid anti-pimping laws."
Futurama
"Computer dating. Like pimping, but you rarely say upside your head."
Futurama
"- Why would anyone ask you for help? - Don't make me go upside your head!"
Futurama
"If you disrupt the mating dance..."
Futurama
"...the male will maul us with his fearsome gonad."
Futurama
"Check off what you look for in a mate."
Futurama
"Let's see. Oh, yes. Yes, definitely."
Futurama
"Wow, we're great kissers."
Futurama
"Hey, later you want to drive out to Europa?"
Futurama
"I used to spit at stuff in the 20th century."
Futurama
"Cool how we think alike, and junk."
Futurama
"It was great. But now she's talking about hanging out."
Futurama
"She's getting way too serious. I'm not a one-woman man, Leela."
Futurama
"- Hi. - You see? She's bothering me at work!"
Futurama
"I go to the candy machine, there's Amy."
Futurama
"I sleep with Amy, there's Amy."
Futurama
"- I think you're overreacting. - Am I? Am I?!"
Futurama
"- She has billions in a trust fund. - She wants a trophy husband."
Futurama
"Ready for a picnic, just you and me?"
Futurama
"Dr. Zoidberg."
Futurama
"Did someone say something about a free meal?"
Futurama
"I haven't eaten since Tuesday."
Futurama
"Dry woven reeds."
Futurama
"No. Fry, you busy tomorrow? I got tickets to the ape fight."
Futurama
"We'll spend Valentine's Day together, isn't it enough?"
Futurama
"Sure. What do you want to do for Valentine's Day?"
Futurama
"- Now we're doing Valentine's Day? - You said..."
Futurama
"We have to talk! Zoidberg, you drive!"
Futurama
"...when it always wants to hang out?"
Futurama
"- You don't like chocolate? - Can chocolate let me finish?"
Futurama
"What I'm trying to say is, I think we should stop..."
Futurama
"Here, you drive."
Futurama
"No, no, no. Of course not. Nobody but you."
Futurama
"Your body was badly damaged in the crash."
Futurama
"- Where is it? - There."
Futurama
"Upsy-daisy."
Futurama
"I'll try not to interfere in your life."
Futurama
"- Fry? - Sorry. I guess I control that arm."
Futurama
"What'd you want to talk about, anyway?"
Futurama
"I like you as a friend. But we're spending too much time together."
Futurama
"- You're breaking up with me? - We should see other people."
Futurama
"I was really having fun. If that's how you feel."
Futurama
"I'm sorry, but it is."
Futurama
"If we're not seeing each other, can I get another date for Valentine's Day?"
Futurama
"- Unless it would make you feel bad. - Hey, I can get a date too."
Futurama
"I can attract all sorts of women."
Futurama
"So, how's business?"
Futurama
"Yeah, it's pathetic, all right."
Futurama
"- Done. - Brannigan okay?"
Futurama
"- No! - Six hundred."
Futurama
"Amy made Valentine's plans with some goon..."
Futurama
"Will you be my date? Please?"
Futurama
"Not Zapp Brannigan."
Futurama
"- Bender's in his office. - Thanks."
Futurama
"I got your hookup. My fee's 500 bucks, but seeing how it's you..."
Futurama
"Okay, we're done with the bra."
Futurama
"- It's deodorant. - What does it do?"
Futurama
"I'll be waiting!"
Futurama
"20 minutes? You're ready now!"
Futurama
"- That dress looks great on you. - Thanks."
Futurama
"I must say, Amy, you're all made up. Just like Fry's date. Get it?"
Futurama
"I've got a date. She's coming."
Futurama
"Fry, look who I found! It's Petunia, your dream girl!"
Futurama
"How's them eats? Don't mind if I do."
Futurama
"- Kids will be hungry. - She seems old."
Futurama
"- Wheels fell off my house. - Rose? Five bucks."
Futurama
"Leela, meet your future husband, Sal."
Futurama
"I'll take my chances."
Futurama
"Tell me, you a good gambler?"
Futurama
"- Well, I... - What's your game? Bingo? Keno?"
Futurama
"- I control this arm. - Slots player?"
Futurama
"- Sorry, but I can do better. - Wait! Come back, darling!"
Futurama
"I gotta catch my bus back to Nutley."
Futurama
"I'd kiss you but I lost my teeth."
Futurama
"...but the 10: 15 to Nutley ain't going without me driving."
Futurama
"Excuse me, did you say 10: 15 to Nutley?"
Futurama
"Why, yes I did."
Futurama
"Did you round up our dates at the bus station?"
Futurama
"Wait, you didn't show me your surprise!"
Futurama
"- You know what I'd like to do... - Oh, jeez, get a room."
Futurama
"I have an idea! Let's go out for ice cream."
Futurama
"- I don't like coffee. - Neither do I."
Futurama
"No!"
Futurama
"That's it! I'm getting out of here!"
Futurama
"If it isn't my favorite head on Amy's body: Fry!"
Futurama
"- Oh, Leela. - We were just on our way out."
Futurama
"Nonsense. The evening's young. So, Gary, what do you do for a living?"
Futurama
"Banking industry regulator."
Futurama
"Really? I heard that banking industry regulations are very simple."
Futurama
"That's not true."
Futurama
"Modern banking regulations are a product of five regulatory traditions."
Futurama
"- Six, if you want to get technical. - Oh, I do."
Futurama
"Why wouldn't you let me graft a laser cannon on your chest?"
Futurama
"Thanks for the ride, Amy. No hard feelings about your date, or stuff."
Futurama
"I had fun. If I ever feel Ionely..."
Futurama
"Cool! Ow!"
Futurama
"Anytime. I enjoyed hanging out."
Futurama
"...just so we'd be together."
Futurama
"True. But in the end, isn't that what Valentine's Day is all about?"
Futurama
"- Yeah. - I guess so."
Futurama
"Watch the neck!"
Futurama
"My ass! My beautiful..."
Futurama
"Values like this new Plymouth V'ger."
Futurama
"I'm Malfunctioning Eddie..."
Futurama
"I'll get my coat. Let's go, Bender."
Futurama
"Now tell us she's witty and sophisticated."
Futurama
"Victor said so."
Futurama
"I have a scheme so deviously clever that I..."
Futurama
"- Say hello to Miss Right. - Hello."
Futurama
"Come to Europa with us. We can't be alone."
Futurama
"Bird eggs. Animal slices."
Futurama
"I'll just turn the wheel to maximum fastness."
Futurama
"- How badly? - That's it over there."
Futurama
"Too late, I'm sharing Valentine's with a special man."
Futurama
"...I'll need it in advance."
Futurama
"- None of your business. - And that's a lot of makeup."
Futurama
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