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Clips from Dr. Ken - Pilot (S01E01)

"Hey, relax with the upsell, buddy."
Dr. Ken
"That was a good one. Hold on a second."
Dr. Ken
"Um, what do you think might alleviate your stress?"
Dr. Ken
"Wow."
Dr. Ken
"But she's not you."
Dr. Ken
"She's growing up. We got to give her some freedom."
Dr. Ken
"You sound like your father."
Dr. Ken
"My father sounds like this."
Dr. Ken
"I'm rehearsing."
Dr. Ken
"Lay it on me."
Dr. Ken
"Dave, I don't think it's lame."
Dr. Ken
"And this is what he wants to do."
Dr. Ken
"Ungh!"
Dr. Ken
"Suck it, los Angeles!"
Dr. Ken
"Anyway, I was thinking tomorrow night"
Dr. Ken
"Sure. I think there's..."
Dr. Ken
"Ugh!"
Dr. Ken
"You're right... I love these kids."
Dr. Ken
"Not now, son. A little busy."
Dr. Ken
"Why would I increase my chances of an accident by 46%?"
Dr. Ken
"she could easily be Tammy like nine times over."
Dr. Ken
"and if she says she's studying, that's where she is."
Dr. Ken
"Or that "nightline""
Dr. Ken
"Yes!"
Dr. Ken
"Oh, thank god! Someone with a conscience!"
Dr. Ken
"I need your pass code."
Dr. Ken
"Does it say anything yet?"
Dr. Ken
"Ken."
Dr. Ken
"you're an administrator, not a doctor."
Dr. Ken
"And if I don't?"
Dr. Ken
"I'm not apologizing to anyone."
Dr. Ken
"Ah! App's downloaded."
Dr. Ken
"Molly's over at Avery's."
Dr. Ken
"I mean, give a girl some freedom, yo."
Dr. Ken
"My super-hot therapist."
Dr. Ken
"I'm having several extramarital affairs."
Dr. Ken
"No! Don't!"
Dr. Ken
"I'm-a get in the mini-van,"
Dr. Ken
"Perfect."
Dr. Ken
"It's a massive release of serotonin"
Dr. Ken
"You want Molly or not?"
Dr. Ken
"Here. This is all the money I have."
Dr. Ken
"But I couldn't do it."
Dr. Ken
"Avery went."
Dr. Ken
"I know that was out loud, so I'm sorry for that."
Dr. Ken
"Um..."
Dr. Ken
"I ended up getting that colonoscopy you recommended."
Dr. Ken
"♪ Dancing through the fire ♪"
Dr. Ken
"♪ oh-oh-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh ♪"
Dr. Ken
"♪ you're gonna... ♪"
Dr. Ken
"My daughter has the same name"
Dr. Ken
"as a Class-A controlled substance."
Dr. Ken
"Ah! Cocaine!"
Dr. Ken
"It's a beautiful name. Very unique."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, Molly, are you okay?"
Dr. Ken
"Better than you."
Dr. Ken
"Boy, did I let this one slip away from me, huh?"
Dr. Ken
"I mean, today started out so normal!"
Dr. Ken
"Oh, man."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, even when I'm right, I'm wrong."
Dr. Ken
"You weren't right."
Dr. Ken
"She never went to the rave."
Dr. Ken
"What? I was gonna go."
Dr. Ken
"Aha!"
Dr. Ken
"Aha!"
Dr. Ken
"I lent her my jacket and left my phone in the pocket."
Dr. Ken
"Classic Avery."
Dr. Ken
"I just worry, and I never want anything"
Dr. Ken
"Your father loves you very much, cocaine."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, why don't you two wait over by the sleeping drunk?"
Dr. Ken
"Can we touch him?"
Dr. Ken
"No."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, full disclosure, I'm not nailing all your friends."
Dr. Ken
"Although I do think about Mary a lot."
Dr. Ken
"Um..."
Dr. Ken
"But you were right."
Dr. Ken
"From now on, we're a team."
Dr. Ken
"I know we have very, very different approaches,"
Dr. Ken
"but it can't be us against each other."
Dr. Ken
"Absolutely."
Dr. Ken
"It's got to be us against them."
Dr. Ken
"I mean, the little one is fine,"
Dr. Ken
"but the one with the license scares the crap out of me."
Dr. Ken
"- I love you. - I love you, too."
Dr. Ken
"Oh!"
Dr. Ken
"Mm!"
Dr. Ken
"This just feels right."
Dr. Ken
"Okay. All right. All right. Very funny."
Dr. Ken
"Okay. Back to work."
Dr. Ken
"You all had your fun."
Dr. Ken
"Indeed we have."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, and speaking of fun,"
Dr. Ken
"look who's here, undoubtedly for his apology."
Dr. Ken
"Um, circumstances in my personal life..."
Dr. Ken
"He did time."
Dr. Ken
"Have led me to realize that on rare occasions,"
Dr. Ken
"I can be wrong."
Dr. Ken
"Actually, you were right."
Dr. Ken
"Of course I was. I'm never wrong."
Dr. Ken
"Turns out I had a pre-malignant polyp,"
Dr. Ken
"which they removed, but the specialist said"
Dr. Ken
"that if I had waited,"
Dr. Ken
"it would have turned into colon cancer."
Dr. Ken
"You are a mean jerk person."
Dr. Ken
"But if you hadn't been so tough on me,"
Dr. Ken
"I might have been a goner, so... thanks."
Dr. Ken
"Hey, man, stay healthy."
Dr. Ken
"Looks like you can't fire me now."
Dr. Ken
"God, I miss circuit city."
Dr. Ken
"I was the mayor, you know."
Dr. Ken
"♪ I got the eye of the tiger, a fighter ♪"
Dr. Ken
"But you're right. We have to give him freedom to..."
Dr. Ken
"- Go. - On it."
Dr. Ken
"♪ Louder than a lion, 'cause I am... ♪ okay, deejay."
Dr. Ken
"Back it up one time."
Dr. Ken
"'Cause y'all about to be blessed."
Dr. Ken
"Let's do this."
Dr. Ken
"♪ I got the eye of the tiger, a fighter ♪"
Dr. Ken
"♪ dancing through the fire ♪"
Dr. Ken
"♪ 'cause I am a champion ♪"
Dr. Ken
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