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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S04E04)

"God, that was killing me."
Archer (2009)
"How did you never see that show? I was probably here..."
Archer (2009)
"You were driving!"
Archer (2009)
"Damn. Okay, I guess this'll have to do."
Archer (2009)
"An idiot. Exactly."
Archer (2009)
"No, an idiot would wipe his ass with our only compass."
Archer (2009)
"Who am I, Lewis and/or Clark? Archer."
Archer (2009)
"Goddamn it!"
Archer (2009)
"Well, you're not using the map!"
Archer (2009)
"Okay! Jesus!"
Archer (2009)
"What? Cyril, since what, Monday, I've had nothing but ouzo and lamb."
Archer (2009)
"Come on, I need at least a thousand."
Archer (2009)
"Okay, deal. But I take the map."
Archer (2009)
"Hey, be careful, there might be snakes!"
Archer (2009)
"Not even gonna swing at that one."
Archer (2009)
"What do you know about cobras?"
Archer (2009)
"I know the Caspian cobra, which is indigenous to Turkmenistan..."
Archer (2009)
"Goddamn it, Archer!"
Archer (2009)
"First of all, Turkmenistan isn't-- Or how about just sexist and stupid?"
Archer (2009)
"Let me get settled before you clomp in here in one of your jealous snits."
Archer (2009)
"It's like if you've ever seen Jackie Gleason dance."
Archer (2009)
"Nor do I see how you could possibly think..."
Archer (2009)
"Gurpgork. Yes, Gurpgor-- How did you know that?"
Archer (2009)
"...making this pipeline crucial to the Russians..."
Archer (2009)
"What, the environment?"
Archer (2009)
"Because T-72 tanks aren't exactly known for their low emissions."
Archer (2009)
"I want it officially on record that I am strongly opposed to this mission."
Archer (2009)
"What record?"
Archer (2009)
"Yeah."
Archer (2009)
"Ray? Time's kind of a factor here, so..."
Archer (2009)
"Well, put a tourniquet on me."
Archer (2009)
"You can't tourniquet the taint."
Archer (2009)
"The bigger danger is neuro- and cardiotoxins..."
Archer (2009)
"Jesus H. Thirst, speaking of."
Archer (2009)
"Well, maybe for regular people."
Archer (2009)
"It's half empty."
Archer (2009)
"I would, but I can't feel my hands."
Archer (2009)
"Ray. Damn it, on bionic legs."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, right. Goddamn it, Ray."
Archer (2009)
"L-- You know, are you constantly aware you have regular leg bones? No, you--"
Archer (2009)
"To use as a signal? Yeah, maybe."
Archer (2009)
"Why me? It's number two on my bucket list."
Archer (2009)
"Going to one of those things where they make some record-breakingly huge food..."
Archer (2009)
"Keep trying to reach them on the sat-phone. If that doesn't work..."
Archer (2009)
"...try to get satellite photos on the next pass."
Archer (2009)
"Funny, I was just gonna ask you that."
Archer (2009)
"Cyril, I can't move. Archer's..."
Archer (2009)
"Oh. Well, very nearly dead, $0..."
Archer (2009)
"Mascu-- Look who's talking."
Archer (2009)
"No shit, I was bawling my eyes out."
Archer (2009)
"Seriously. No wonder you're gay."
Archer (2009)
"And, Cyril, if you call ISIS, I will literally, literally murder you."
Archer (2009)
"All right? I'd rather die than sit through"
Archer (2009)
"At least you get to bang her."
Archer (2009)
"No, I'm pretty sure I'm dying."
Archer (2009)
"Well, the good news is we don't have to worry about these alligators."
Archer (2009)
"That's not actually good news, is it?"
Archer (2009)
"Mr. Archer, I'm afraid I must ask you to cease your insufferable tooting."
Archer (2009)
"Hey. Cut-rate James Mason."
Archer (2009)
"Aren't you? Are I?"
Archer (2009)
"Why won't you guys stand up to Malory with me about blowing up the pipeline?"
Archer (2009)
"About the earth'?"
Archer (2009)
"Please, if you really cared, you'd resign."
Archer (2009)
"But there's no way you ever will because you're counting the days..."
Archer (2009)
"James. James Mason. Oh."
Archer (2009)
"Sterling Archer, age 18."
Archer (2009)
"Drew the attention of a beautiful Woman named Ruth Anne Litzenberger..."
Archer (2009)
"Uh-huh."
Archer (2009)
"Wha-J? NO!"
Archer (2009)
"Uh, duh."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, so..."
Archer (2009)
"But, Sterling, do you not see..."
Archer (2009)
"...how the actions of a deeply disturbed woman..."
Archer (2009)
"...have profoundly influenced your life'?"
Archer (2009)
"Well... Well, what?"
Archer (2009)
"...just kill yoursel-- Heh-heh-heh."
Archer (2009)
"Are you bouncing on purpose?"
Archer (2009)
"What the shit was that? A camel."
Archer (2009)
"L, uh, don't think that's an option."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, I mean nope. Nope, nope, nope. Argh."
Archer (2009)
"Wait, no! I had the right of way!"
Archer (2009)
"Hello. Yeah. Way to not call it in."
Archer (2009)
"Phrasing, boom. Boom."
Archer (2009)
"Goodbye, James Mason."
Archer (2009)
"No, you-- Mr. Archer, wait."
Archer (2009)
"Here's $4300."
Archer (2009)
"Surely that's enough for what I now suspect was a blind camel."
Archer (2009)
"Okay, "snake" is..."
Archer (2009)
"No, no."
Archer (2009)
"Goddamn it."
Archer (2009)
"Or What is it?"
Archer (2009)
"Ah, Gurpgork."
Archer (2009)
"Because you have an entire satellite array at your disposal, you idiot!"
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, I don't actually know how any of this works."
Archer (2009)
"Elliptical head, oblique dorsal scales..."
Archer (2009)
"...symmetric sub-caudal scalation, darker ventral bands, obviously."
Archer (2009)
"I don't need to see this, I remember all of it."
Archer (2009)
"Do you?"
Archer (2009)
"And your mother isn't home, is she? No, she had to--"
Archer (2009)
"And with Woodhouse, shall we say, indisposed..."
Archer (2009)
"L-- Wait, no, yeah, I got..."
Archer (2009)
"No, I don't think he can keep bread down."
Archer (2009)
"No, no, no, I think it's--"
Archer (2009)
"I think it's antivenom. Give me."
Archer (2009)
"So? We've got 95 grand."
Archer (2009)
"But that's for the mission, to-- Blow up a fricking oil pipeline?"
Archer (2009)
"Wait, really?"
Archer (2009)
"Oh. Heh."
Archer (2009)
"I did. Thank you, mister."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, my God, Cyril. Ray."
Archer (2009)
"Rat Patrol."
Archer (2009)
"Whatever, the Rat Patrol drove through deeper sand..."
Archer (2009)
"...than this. You know--"
Archer (2009)
"Although, I think one guy's back-story was that he'd been, like, a bootlegger?"
Archer (2009)
"Can you at least get out of the jeep? Yes."
Archer (2009)
"Well? Uh, hang on."
Archer (2009)
"I mean, shut up. ls--?"
Archer (2009)
"Nope! You are not using the map for that."
Archer (2009)
"I mean, I also didn't think to bring toilet paper, but I'm not, you know..."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, I doubt it's still there."
Archer (2009)
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