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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S04E04)

"Wait, What--? No, no, no!"
Archer (2009)
"We'll tell him his money's out in the desert covered with shit."
Archer (2009)
"Gorbagun Gorbanguly."
Archer (2009)
"Really? Yes, really."
Archer (2009)
"And you can have a hundred."
Archer (2009)
"Three hundred. Oh, for-- Eight hundred."
Archer (2009)
"Five. Seven."
Archer (2009)
"Okay, seven, and you dig out the jeep."
Archer (2009)
"No, we just went over-- To read. Now, come on, hurry up!"
Archer (2009)
"The lambs are screaming."
Archer (2009)
"Bet 300 bucks seems pretty cheap for a map right about n--"
Archer (2009)
"So, hey, so, yeah, did you say light brown with darker whateveral bands?"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, just curious."
Archer (2009)
""Curious" meaning what, exactly?"
Archer (2009)
"One of my-- Wait, whoa, clomp?"
Archer (2009)
"For your information, the Flatows are always incredibly polite to me."
Archer (2009)
"Okay' Whereas this one--"
Archer (2009)
"So is that a compliment, or...?"
Archer (2009)
"I don't see how it possibly could be. Okay."
Archer (2009)
"...that you are at all suited to a covert mission in Turkmenistan."
Archer (2009)
"Why, because I'm black, or because I'm a woman?"
Archer (2009)
"Pick one."
Archer (2009)
"But you're gonna power through it."
Archer (2009)
"Not about you, about Turkmenistan."
Archer (2009)
"Lana, this is a Central Asian..."
Archer (2009)
"...male-dominated, xenophobic puppet-state..."
Archer (2009)
"...whose dictator changed the words for bread and Friday to his dog's name."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, my God! How did I know that? Okay."
Archer (2009)
"What? Wait, so now we're paying people to blow up oil pipelines?"
Archer (2009)
"Ah, can I at least put something in the newsletter?"
Archer (2009)
"- No! - Please!"
Archer (2009)
"Who's your go-to movie star, you know, for“?"
Archer (2009)
"Lorne Greene. Wow."
Archer (2009)
"Duh. So I come to the Ponderosa looking for ranch Work, but my chaps get torn..."
Archer (2009)
"...and Hop Sing's just--"
Archer (2009)
"I am not, ever, sucking your taint."
Archer (2009)
"Okay, so, Cyril, better ChapStick it up, buddy."
Archer (2009)
"First of all, not only does sucking out the venom not help the victim..."
Archer (2009)
"...it can also envenom the-- Taint-sucker, that's you, let's go."
Archer (2009)
"Second of all, the venom's not there anymore..."
Archer (2009)
"But-- Wait, is my dick gonna be okay?"
Archer (2009)
"So my dick's gonna fall off?"
Archer (2009)
"...which can cause respiratory failure, cardiac arrest..."
Archer (2009)
"So the most important thing is for you to stay calm."
Archer (2009)
"If my body's throwing up the poison?"
Archer (2009)
"It might be. If you had drunk it."
Archer (2009)
"Ray, back pocket down there, flask."
Archer (2009)
"What? No, alcohol's a vasodilator."
Archer (2009)
"It's the absolute worst possible thing you can do for a snakebite."
Archer (2009)
"Cyril, it's already full of cobra venom."
Archer (2009)
"Okay, give it to him."
Archer (2009)
"Here, you baby."
Archer (2009)
"Dig."
Archer (2009)
"Hey, I'm not doing super great."
Archer (2009)
"I meant Ray, who's just standing there."
Archer (2009)
"I forgot. How do you forget you have bionic legs?"
Archer (2009)
"He said, suddenly all pro-bionic."
Archer (2009)
"Are you shitting me'?"
Archer (2009)
"Bionic legs, and you lifted with your back?"
Archer (2009)
"If there's any bullets left after I murder both of you."
Archer (2009)
"...like, you know, a frittata the size of a hockey rink."
Archer (2009)
"Then eating a piece..."
Archer (2009)
"...and then laughing because I murdered you."
Archer (2009)
"Krieger, I need you to-- Krieger?"
Archer (2009)
"Krieger! Yep, yep, yep."
Archer (2009)
"Well, you say that..."
Archer (2009)
"Yes, I do, and I just did, so come on, I need you in the control room."
Archer (2009)
"Because they should have checked in by now."
Archer (2009)
"Lana."
Archer (2009)
"No, we're fine. Aren't We, Krieger'?"
Archer (2009)
"Yes?"
Archer (2009)
"So the mission, going as planned?"
Archer (2009)
"Yes, as a matter of fact, they just this minute checked in."
Archer (2009)
"All good."
Archer (2009)
""Uh-huh." Ugh."
Archer (2009)
"Ha-ha-ha. Yeah."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, you're serious?"
Archer (2009)
"- Yes. - No."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, for-- Cyril, when I was 10 years old..."
Archer (2009)
"Really? With a bow."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, my God. That is horrible."
Archer (2009)
"But he just kept slapping me until I did it."
Archer (2009)
"Well, you seem to be feeling better."
Archer (2009)
"Gay-vy Crockett, boom, nailed it."
Archer (2009)
"I'm digging, I'm digging."
Archer (2009)
"You're hallucinating."
Archer (2009)
"No. No, it is not."
Archer (2009)
"Okay. Later, gator."
Archer (2009)
"No, no, no. What is the meaning of this?"
Archer (2009)
"But he just won't stop tooting that darn tooter."
Archer (2009)
"This instant."
Archer (2009)
"So if there is a heaven--"
Archer (2009)
"Well, no, obviously it's not heaven. No, it's a--"
Archer (2009)
"Because Janis Joplin's not giving me a rim job."
Archer (2009)
"Right? Sorry, a cobra bit my taint."
Archer (2009)
"- No? - Why not?"
Archer (2009)
"Hmm, because we don't give a shit?"
Archer (2009)
"...until her face, bloated and yellow from liver failure..."
Archer (2009)
"...she calls you to her deathbed..."
Archer (2009)
"...are the only one qualified to run ISIS and you weep shameful tears..."
Archer (2009)
"Who the hell is he talking to?"
Archer (2009)
"James Mason, why are we in Baltimore?"
Archer (2009)
"I thought you might like some insight into how you became the man you are."
Archer (2009)
"Visiting Baltimore for the weekend..."
Archer (2009)
"...to decide if he will accept a full athletic scholarship to Johns Hopkins."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, so we don't need to see how--"
Archer (2009)
"Whoo!"
Archer (2009)
"...qui était, vraiment, une femme fatale."
Archer (2009)
"And who followed you here..."
Archer (2009)
"...to this very hotel in Baltimore..."
Archer (2009)
"Wait, how did you know I was staying--?"
Archer (2009)
"Will you be the best there ever was in the game?"
Archer (2009)
"...but I'm pretty sure I said I didn't wanna see this."
Archer (2009)
"Well, obviously. I mean--"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, you mean my lacrosse career ending because a crazy stalker gut-shot me."
Archer (2009)
"Do I?"
Archer (2009)
"I don't know, James Mason. Do you?"
Archer (2009)
"Besides, What fricking movie is this?"
Archer (2009)
"What's next, Mr. Gower slaps me deaf?"
Archer (2009)
"Come on, you're all over the road here."
Archer (2009)
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