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Clips from Louie (2010) - Dentist / Tarese (S01E01)

"Oh, man, he was right. This is intense."
Louie (2010)
"Wait a minute."
Louie (2010)
"You're Osama bin Laden."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, my God. Dude, can I just get.... I'm sorry, can I just get a quick...."
Louie (2010)
"This is intense. You're like the worst guy ever."
Louie (2010)
"Welcome to God's world. God's world?"
Louie (2010)
"If you were any closer to him, you would be burning alive right now."
Louie (2010)
"We live near him, so we are closer to him than all others."
Louie (2010)
"So being in the desert is what makes you guys crazy?"
Louie (2010)
"Living here, dying here, as we all will..."
Louie (2010)
"...it gives us a higher vantage point on existence."
Louie (2010)
"We view the human flesh as like the peel of a fruit to be shucked away."
Louie (2010)
"They are with us now."
Louie (2010)
"Uh.... No."
Louie (2010)
"No? I mean, I get the whole desert..."
Louie (2010)
"...higher plane, whatever thing, but you totally shouldn't have done 9/11."
Louie (2010)
"I mean, ahem, people aren't fruit, you know?"
Louie (2010)
"That wasn't nice."
Louie (2010)
"It wasn't nice?"
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, you shouldn't do anything to anybody..."
Louie (2010)
"...that you wouldn't want them to do to you. Right?"
Louie (2010)
"Would you want anybody to do a 9/11-y thing to you?"
Louie (2010)
"...but I think that 9/11 was a bullshit move."
Louie (2010)
"Basically, you're saying we're assholes. - Yeah."
Louie (2010)
"And I don't mean to offend you, but I think you're an asshole."
Louie (2010)
"Shit."
Louie (2010)
"Wait a minute, did I just talk you guys out of being terrorists?"
Louie (2010)
"Well...."
Louie (2010)
"I just never looked at it like that."
Louie (2010)
"Man, this is crazy."
Louie (2010)
"Hi. How do you feel?"
Louie (2010)
"What? Here. Have some of this banana."
Louie (2010)
"Well, I am hungry. Yeah."
Louie (2010)
"Now, open wide."
Louie (2010)
"Are you gonna peel it or anything? No. The skin tastes really good. Here."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, now, don't bite down, don't bite down."
Louie (2010)
"Just leave it in your mouth. Yeah."
Louie (2010)
"Now, just easy."
Louie (2010)
"Easy, yeah. Just--"
Louie (2010)
"What just happened? Huh? Nothing, nothing."
Louie (2010)
"But, wait, what about that I-- It hurts when I bite down."
Louie (2010)
"Don't bite down so hard. Ha-ha. Okay."
Louie (2010)
"There's a sense that when you're out there looking for somebody..."
Louie (2010)
"...you're trying to spread your seed."
Louie (2010)
"Really, guys would like all women to just lay on the ground with their legs open..."
Louie (2010)
"...and we could just spray, like a mist."
Louie (2010)
"Just...."
Louie (2010)
"Just mists of come that then trickle down."
Louie (2010)
"I'm not one of the guys who can walk up to women and talk to them."
Louie (2010)
"Like, there's guys, like, there's a lot of sinewy black guys..."
Louie (2010)
"...that wear puka beads."
Louie (2010)
"With, like, a suede vest with nothing else on."
Louie (2010)
"Suede vest, both nipples showing..."
Louie (2010)
"...good stomach, puka-bead necklace..."
Louie (2010)
"...you know, like those bracelets that are, like, just leather?"
Louie (2010)
"I'm getting a little hard picturing this guy."
Louie (2010)
"This guy is sexy. This guy gets laid."
Louie (2010)
"This guy gets laid."
Louie (2010)
"Press the green button."
Louie (2010)
"Again."
Louie (2010)
"Hey. Ahem."
Louie (2010)
"How you doing?"
Louie (2010)
"When are you going on your break?"
Louie (2010)
"Sorry."
Louie (2010)
"Your name's Tarese?"
Louie (2010)
"Next."
Louie (2010)
"Credit or debit? Credit."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, yeah, sure."
Louie (2010)
"Here."
Louie (2010)
"What? These are for you."
Louie (2010)
"They are, I bought them for you."
Louie (2010)
"I bought them from you, for you and now I'm giving them to you."
Louie (2010)
"Here, take them. I don't know you."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, you do. I come here like twice a week."
Louie (2010)
"Look, I just bought these for you. Just take them."
Louie (2010)
"Manager! - Yeah?"
Louie (2010)
"This customer is trying to give me some flowers, but I don't know him."
Louie (2010)
"You can't do that, sir."
Louie (2010)
"Go ahead and swipe your card, I'll give you a refund."
Louie (2010)
"To me, the whole thing of walking up to a woman..."
Louie (2010)
"...and talking to her is so fake that I can't, you know, I...."
Louie (2010)
""Hi! How would you like to have sex with me and then wish you hadn't later?"
Louie (2010)
"Would you be into that?""
Louie (2010)
"Hey. Hi, um, I-- I, uh...."
Louie (2010)
"From before, I just wanted to say I, um...."
Louie (2010)
"I wanna.... I wanna take you out."
Louie (2010)
"I was thinking maybe.... Are you--? You crazy."
Louie (2010)
"Why, why is that crazy?"
Louie (2010)
"What if...?"
Louie (2010)
"I just...."
Louie (2010)
"I think that's vomit of somebody who ate diarrhea."
Louie (2010)
"Listen, I just-- If you would, just, for one second...."
Louie (2010)
"So, uh-- Look, Lou, dude."
Louie (2010)
"I don't know what you thinking, but it ain't gonna happen."
Louie (2010)
"Listen, I understand. I don't-- I get it."
Louie (2010)
"We're not.... We don't know each other."
Louie (2010)
"We're from different worlds. It's not-- It's weird."
Louie (2010)
"It's probably kind of creepy how I'm following you."
Louie (2010)
"I just...."
Louie (2010)
"I guess I just wonder if maybe it's not--"
Louie (2010)
"What if it's okay to meet somebody outside of the people..."
Louie (2010)
"...that you thought that you would usually meet?"
Louie (2010)
"I mean, how do you know...? What if it turns out--? What if...?"
Louie (2010)
"All right, I think I'm gonna keep trying..."
Louie (2010)
"...because I guess I feel like you're probably putting up a defense..."
Louie (2010)
"...because you're from a, like, a tough neighborhood."
Louie (2010)
"Like a black-- I don't mean, like, black-- I don't mean, like black."
Louie (2010)
"Can you pretend I didn't say any of the things I've said so far?"
Louie (2010)
"Wow, that was a really long ride. You do that every day?"
Louie (2010)
"Uh-- So this is like Harlem."
Louie (2010)
"You don't wait for the light, huh? You just keep on going. Okay. Sorry!"
Louie (2010)
"Listen, I just--"
Louie (2010)
"What I'm wondering is if we could go to, like, a coffee place?"
Louie (2010)
"I don't know if they drink coffee up here."
Louie (2010)
"I've never been to this type of neighborhood and...."
Louie (2010)
"That's the thing, if you meet somebody new..."
Louie (2010)
"I want to get to know you."
Louie (2010)
"So, what, you never been with a black girl before?"
Louie (2010)
"You want to see what it's like to do it with a black girl?"
Louie (2010)
"You see me every day at the store and you got it in your head:"
Louie (2010)
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