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Clips from Louie (2010) - Dentist / Tarese (S01E01)

""What would it be like to go to her neighborhood and have sex with her?""
Louie (2010)
"Is that it?"
Louie (2010)
"Well, guess what?"
Louie (2010)
"You don't get what you want. Not all the time."
Louie (2010)
"Hello."
Louie (2010)
"Hi."
Louie (2010)
"Go, baby! Yeah, yeah!"
Louie (2010)
"Yeah!"
Louie (2010)
"You know when somebody sees a hot woman..."
Louie (2010)
"Why do you wanna talk to a hot girl?"
Louie (2010)
"Why would you want to talk to somebody with a drink, going: "Ehhh.""
Louie (2010)
"Why would you wanna have that conversation?"
Louie (2010)
"You own a landscaping business. You're incredible."
Louie (2010)
"You started a landscaping business from nothing."
Louie (2010)
"F*** her, man."
Louie (2010)
"Go get a-- Find a woman, an old, kind of your age..."
Louie (2010)
"...Iate 30s, Jewish girl, smokes and gives tough hand jobs."
Louie (2010)
"You know, I love Jewish girls..."
Louie (2010)
"...because they just go, "Come on!" And they're awesome!"
Louie (2010)
"Totally, suck it, you dirty Jew."
Louie (2010)
"I love you."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, I love Jews."
Louie (2010)
"Do you ever get...? You ever been curious about, um...?"
Louie (2010)
"You ever...? Uh--"
Louie (2010)
"Black dudes like the white girls, you know?"
Louie (2010)
"But I don't know if--"
Louie (2010)
"It's not the usual thing you hear about the other...."
Louie (2010)
"I mean, if I look at it from your point of view, like..."
Louie (2010)
"...if you see a black guy compared to, like, any white guy..."
Louie (2010)
"...we probably seem, like, gay."
Louie (2010)
"Okay, okay."
Louie (2010)
"But the thing is, I have--"
Louie (2010)
"I mean, I'm not trying to, like, say I have-- I mean, I have--"
Louie (2010)
"I do have things that a lot of black guys don't have."
Louie (2010)
"Okay, what I'm trying to say is that..."
Louie (2010)
"I feel like this is sounding really totally wrong."
Louie (2010)
"I feel like this is sounding like I'm trying to say that black guys have big dicks..."
Louie (2010)
"...and I have money, and that's not what I'm trying to say."
Louie (2010)
"Now, why do kids disappear sometimes?"
Louie (2010)
"Really? Yeah, still am."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, unfortunately, I can't visit myself, so--"
Louie (2010)
"No need to mess around. Right, right."
Louie (2010)
"The people in those towers, those steel cages, we freed them."
Louie (2010)
"Not hard brothers from the hood."
Louie (2010)
"Those ain't for me."
Louie (2010)
"What if it turns out I'm like a--? Suck a dick, son."
Louie (2010)
"...there's that thing we just call "a hot woman.""
Louie (2010)
"You're an amazing human being."
Louie (2010)
"And I'm not.... That's not fair."
Louie (2010)
"Isn't it? I can feel it."
Louie (2010)
"...it kind of broadens your horizons and you--"
Louie (2010)
"Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie"
Louie (2010)
"Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie"
Louie (2010)
"Credit or debit? Oh. Cash."
Louie (2010)
"That's every parent's worst fear."
Louie (2010)
"If you murder somebody, folks will find you a reason."
Louie (2010)
"If it pleases you to say so, yes."
Louie (2010)
"Making me touch your money."
Louie (2010)