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Clips from Louie (2010) - Dentist / Tarese (S01E01)

"That's true."
Louie (2010)
"I know how you feel. That's why I do this."
Louie (2010)
"Okay, all right. Just open your mouth."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, wow, wow, wow, wow."
Louie (2010)
"Well, the drugs and the gas. Okay, good."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, it tastes good, doesn't it? No."
Louie (2010)
"No. There you go."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah."
Louie (2010)
"I feel like I'm leaving my body. Sure you do."
Louie (2010)
"Here we go. I feel like I'm leaving my body."
Louie (2010)
"What?"
Louie (2010)
"Thank you. I just-- Wow!"
Louie (2010)
"I guess what I'm saying is, and maybe this is oversimplifying things..."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, good, you're awake. Okay."
Louie (2010)
"You're fine. Nothing wrong with your teeth. You're free to go."
Louie (2010)
"Thanks for coming by. Hey, hey, big fan, really big fan."
Louie (2010)
"I don't know, no one told me nothing."
Louie (2010)
"You-- Have you worked here? Were you working here--?"
Louie (2010)
"Is that how to say that, Tarese-- Next!"
Louie (2010)
"You've checked my items 50, 100 times."
Louie (2010)
"What? She don't want the flowers."
Louie (2010)
"You can't do that."
Louie (2010)
"What do you want?"
Louie (2010)
"Uh-- My name's Louie."
Louie (2010)
"Don't step in the diarrhea-vomit."
Louie (2010)
"What do you want?"
Louie (2010)
"Like, there's a lot of guys who say, "How do I talk to the hot girls?""
Louie (2010)
""I'm gonna suck it, all right? You ready?""
Louie (2010)
"I know that-- I know that the usual thing is like up the...."
Louie (2010)
"...everybody has their advantage."
Louie (2010)
"Those dudes have their things and...."
Louie (2010)
"Louie, Louie, Louie, Lou-ah"
Louie (2010)
"Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie"
Louie (2010)
"Louie, Louie, you're gonna cry"
Louie (2010)
"Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie"
Louie (2010)
"Louie, Louie, Louie, Lou-ah"
Louie (2010)
"Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie"
Louie (2010)
"Louie, Louie, you're gonna die"
Louie (2010)
"Okay, here's-- Here's the thing."
Louie (2010)
"I have two children..."
Louie (2010)
"...and the thing that scares me the most is that they disappear."
Louie (2010)
"Nothing scares me more than them disappearing."
Louie (2010)
"I think it's because somebody took them and had sex with them..."
Louie (2010)
"...and once you have sex with a kid, you gotta toss them..."
Louie (2010)
"...because people hate folks who have sex with kids..."
Louie (2010)
"...more than pretty much anything."
Louie (2010)
""Ah. You were upset. You hadn't--"
Louie (2010)
"You know, you didn't.... You were dehydrated, whatever.""
Louie (2010)
"So here's the thing."
Louie (2010)
"So if you have sex with a kid, you gotta chuck them out..."
Louie (2010)
"...because if the kid tells anybody, you're screwed."
Louie (2010)
"So here's-- I can't help thinking that if we could take down a few notches..."
Louie (2010)
"...the hatred for kid-having-sex people, at least you'd get the kid back."
Louie (2010)
"That's what I'm trying to say, is that the guy could just call you."
Louie (2010)
""Hey, I just f***** your kid."
Louie (2010)
"Do you want me to bring him to soccer or drop him at your house?"
Louie (2010)
"Does...."
Louie (2010)
"Does he have any nut allergies, because he just...."
Louie (2010)
"Uh-- He just ate some cashew butter ****.""
Louie (2010)
"I know, listen, listen. Listen, listen to me, listen to me."
Louie (2010)
"I know that's hard to hear."
Louie (2010)
"I know that's hard to hear. But it's true."
Louie (2010)
"It's true, that if we minded child molesting less, less kids would die."
Louie (2010)
"Now, I don't know what to do with that information."
Louie (2010)
"I don't have a way to apply that to anything that's helpful."
Louie (2010)
"Hello, hello."
Louie (2010)
"Hi."
Louie (2010)
"I'm Dr. Hepa, how are you today? I'm okay."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah. You look a little nervous. Yeah."
Louie (2010)
"A bit of a dentalphobe, are you? Mm-hm."
Louie (2010)
"Look, I understand."
Louie (2010)
"You've come to the right place. I make dentalphobes my specialty."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, my friend Nick told me that, that's why...."
Louie (2010)
"Good, I understand."
Louie (2010)
"Now, ahem, look."
Louie (2010)
"Louie, I know how you feel."
Louie (2010)
"Thank you. No, you don't get it."
Louie (2010)
"You mean that-- Yeah."
Louie (2010)
"I have been afraid of dentists my whole life. Terrified."
Louie (2010)
"I hate dentists. Yeah."
Louie (2010)
"But that is why I developed this practice, to help people like you and me."
Louie (2010)
"Right. I'm just waiting for my teeth to rot out."
Louie (2010)
"Wow. Yeah."
Louie (2010)
"So let's find out where you are here."
Louie (2010)
"Okay, now, listen to me..."
Louie (2010)
"...I'm gonna do a light exam of your teeth. Okay."
Louie (2010)
"I'm gonna use this. See, that's--"
Louie (2010)
"And I'm just, I'm just-- Okay."
Louie (2010)
"Just gonna tap your teeth with it, okay?"
Louie (2010)
"And I'm gonna-- Let's just see what we got here."
Louie (2010)
"Aah, aah, aah."
Louie (2010)
"You're really bad?"
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, it's the-- I think it's just the sound, it's the tapping."
Louie (2010)
"It's.... Okay, all right."
Louie (2010)
"Let's get right to it, then. What?"
Louie (2010)
"Here, take one of these. Okay."
Louie (2010)
"Chew it up. Oh, do I need water?"
Louie (2010)
"I'm gonna give you a little gas here. Okay."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, there you are."
Louie (2010)
"Look, doesn't that feel better?"
Louie (2010)
"Gonna make that very comfortable right there."
Louie (2010)
"Okay. I'm gonna get you some music. Okay."
Louie (2010)
"To alleviate your fear. Mm-hm. Okay."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah. It comes from Saudi Arabia."
Louie (2010)
"You know, where they make this music..."
Louie (2010)
"...they live in the most punishing desert in the world..."
Louie (2010)
"...so they've developed this music as a sort of a spiritual analgesic."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah. I'm gonna turn up the gas."
Louie (2010)
"I'm gonna be honest with you."
Louie (2010)
"I'm gonna give you more gas than I've ever given anyone."
Louie (2010)
"That pill should be kicking in..."
Louie (2010)
"...right about now. Yeah."
Louie (2010)
"You know what you can feel? You can feel like you're leaving your body."
Louie (2010)
"It feels like I'm leaving my body, I feel like I'm leaving my body."
Louie (2010)
"Put them right here so you can-- Oh.... I feel like I'm leaving my father's body."
Louie (2010)
"Here it comes."
Louie (2010)
"Here comes the music."
Louie (2010)
"I can hear it."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah."
Louie (2010)
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