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Clips from Seinfeld - The Andrea Doria (S08E08)

"Edmund Fitzgerald."
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"I love Edmund Fitzgerald's voice."
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"No, Gordon Lightfoot was the singer. Edmund Fitzgerald was the ship."
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"You could fit 1 5 people in that bathroom."
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"I think Gordon Lightfoot was the boat."
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"Yeah, and it was rammed by the Cat Stevens."
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"The Andrea Doria collided with the Stockholm in dense fog..."
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"...1 2 miles off the coast of Nantucket."
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"-How do you know? -It's in my book:"
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"Astonishing Tales of the Sea."
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"Fifty-one people died."
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"That's it?"
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"There were 1 660 survivors."
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"That's no tragedy."
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"How many people you lose on a normal cruise, 30, 40?"
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"Can I take a look at that book?"
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"Oh, yeah. I also got Astounding Bear Attacks."
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"Oh, yeah. No, he's not gonna do it."
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"-Newman? -I guess."
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"Listen, I want you to get the mail out of my storage unit."
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"Sometimes we don't get what we want."
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"-What are you talking about? -I didn't get my transfer."
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"-Transfer? -To Hawaii."
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"The most sought after postal route of them all."
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"The air is so dewy sweet, you don't even have to lick the stamps."
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"But it's not to be. So I'm hanging it up."
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"-You quit the post office? -Kind of."
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"I'm still collecting checks, I'm just not delivering mail."
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"Well, get it out of my storage. It's illegal."
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"And yet it's perfectly legal to take a man's soul..."
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"Hold on there, it's...."
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"-It's a nasty cough you got there. -What cough?"
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"I love shrimp. I'm a shrimp eater."
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"You put shrimp in front of me, and I'll eat it till my stomach pops."
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"No, it's okay. I'm still just a little bit jumpy."
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"Between you and me..."
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"...what happened there, with the stabbing?"
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"Just one of those things, you know."
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"What, was she just so crazy in love with you..."
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"...she just couldn't take it anymore, or...?"
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"I don't know. Could be."
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"-Alan? -Carol?"
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"Was that the one? Was that the one who stabbed you?"
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"No, that was a different girl."
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"There was another crazed ex-girlfriend?"
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"I found out he's a bad breaker-upper."
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"-Bad how? -You know when you break up..."
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"...how you say things you don't mean?"
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"He says mean things you don't mean..."
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"-...but he means them. -I follow."
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"-What are you gonna do? -Dump him."
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"I can't be with someone who doesn't break up nicely."
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"What's more important?"
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"Hey."
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"-What's with the dog? -Yeah, this is Smuckers."
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"I borrowed him."
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"So I'm gonna have a vet check us out."
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"They gotta cure a lizard, a chicken, a pig, a frog, all on the same day."
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"So if I may jump ahead..."
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"...you're gonna take dog medicine?"
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"You bet we are. How smart is that?"
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"See you."
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"I tell you, I hear people really stuff themselves on those cruise ships."
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"The buffet, that's the real ordeal, huh, Clarence?"
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"We had to abandon ship."
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"Well, all vacations have to end eventually."
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"The boat sank."
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"According to this, it took 1 0 hours."
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"It eased into the water like an old man into a nice warm bath. No offense."
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"So, Clarence, how about..."
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"...abandoning this apartment and letting me shove off in it?"
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"Is that what this is all about?"
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"I don't think I like you."
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"The Stockholm may not have sunk you, but I will."
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"What are the symptoms?"
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"Well, it hurts when he swallows..."
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"...especially when he drinks orange juice."
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"I mean, dog-food juice."
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"And what's worse, he has a nagging cough."
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"That's it. That's it."
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"Yeah, well, we've been seeing a lot of this lately."
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"Been drinking from the toilet?"
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"What? No."
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"That's disgusting."
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"So that's it? We're breaking up?"
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"What? Breakup?"
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"-We went out on one date. -Okay, yeah, sure, whatever you say."
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"All right. Good, good."
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"Okay, then, well.... So I'll see you around..."
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"...big head."
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"-Pardon? -You got a big head."
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"It's too big for your body."
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"That's it?"
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"That's the best you got?"
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"So he's keeping the apartment. He doesn't deserve it, though."
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"I've been suffering for the past 30 years up to and including yesterday."
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"If this board is impressed with suffering..."
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"-I should. -Your work in this field is unparalleled."
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"I could go bummer-to-bummer with anyone on the planet."
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"You're the man."
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"So you want a protein shake or something?"
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"I guess I should get moving on this, huh?"
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"Hello, Newman."
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"-That mail, where is it? -What's the difference?"
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"The guy with the Hawaii transfer got busted..."
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"I gotta deliver that mail."
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"Well, go ahead. There's eight bags of it."
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"Blast."
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"There's no way I can handle eight in addition to my usual load of one."
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"I'll never get to Hawaii."
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"I'll be stuck in this apartment building forever."
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"-You're giving up that easy? -I usually do."
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"-See you. -Wait a minute, Newman."
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"You can't let this dream die."
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"You moving away is my dream too."
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"-What are you proposing? -Whatever it takes..."
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"...for as long as it takes, wherever it takes me..."
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"...so long as it takes you away from me."
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"-An alliance? -An alliance."
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"Now get the hell out of here."
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