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Clips from King of the Hill - Husky Bobby (S02E02)

"A fella could get a lot of work done in shoes like that."
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"Excuse me. Can you show us how to operate these pants?"
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"This is a very sensitive situation for a little boy."
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"We have to break it to him gently."
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"Where are we going?"
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"We are going to a place called H. Dumpty's, Bobby."
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"Every snowflake is different in its own beautiful God-given way."
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"But that does not make them any less beautiful."
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"You'd never guess they could stretch as they do and still keep their shape."
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"Sure they do."
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"Bobby, we love you so much."
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"What do you think?"
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"Look at me. I'm a minister!"
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"I didn't have time to tell you about it, that's how little time we have."
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"but that's why my clothes never fit right."
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"They even wanted to take my picture and be in an ad..."
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"- I was a model for the H. Dumpty's ad. - What?"
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"Sure."
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"He says he can get Bobby lots of work."
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"Peggy."
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"Why are you encouraging Bobby? I'm trying to contain an outbreak here..."
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"Times have changed, thank goodness!"
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"I got my birth certificate, a leaf I found..."
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"The H. Dumpty's ad was a great start, but I think with the right handling..."
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"you could be the next Andy Maynard."
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"Hey, I've seen that guy! He likes his sundae even on a Monday."
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"I want that account."
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"and I'll buy you that album you want by those guys I hate."
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"- Thanks, Mr. Dauterive. - No, thank you, sir."
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"Back to work."
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"Nothing. I'm just..."
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"getting some family portraits taken."
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"Did you bring your comb?"
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"- Funny. - Yeah, man. I tell you what."
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"like, "this is my good side," dang old pretty sissied out like that."
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"you could hurt their feelings."
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"Hey, Dad! You're just in time."
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"Carlo is a little upset today. He had a spat with Orlando."
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"I am learning so much."
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"I feel like I've died and gone to New York!"
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"The director wants to put Bobby in the Little Junior Plus Fashion Show."
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"- But don't tell Carlo. - No, don't tell Carlo."
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"This is your Olympic dream come true."
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"because you look too fantastic."
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"Hey there, lifeguard! Look at you. Up on your perch so high."
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"and this is one of those times."
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"I guess we can't count on the schools for everything."
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"You two take turns kicking each other's asses."
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"Here's your complimentary tote bag."
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"- Do you want to get into trouble? - No."
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"First? Me?"
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"I'll tell you what Andy Maynard thinks."
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"- Do you really think I'm ready for this? - I don't think you're ready."
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"I'm going on first. I've never been first in anything."
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"Come on, son. I'm just trying to keep you from being embarrassed."
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"I'm sorry, Mr. Stokes."
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"the Arlen Galleriaplex is proud to present..."
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"I have to get out there before the whale spouts confetti."
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"See you later, navigator."
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"How did you know this was gonna happen?"
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"all in the same place, you are just asking for trouble."
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"Usually wrong?"
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"My lifetime average is still higher than yours, mister."
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"Or have you forgotten Soloflex?"
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""Don't worry, Peggy. I'll use it every day. It's cheaper than going to the gym.""
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"You know why I like Shelwyn's?"
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"Like those work shoes."
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"Do you think those earrings would look nice on me?"
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"You got to think practical, Peggy. Earrings don't keep you warm."
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"- I can't get these to work! - Come on, son!"
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"Try to work with these, honey. They are on sale."
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"Can I talk to you privately for a moment?"
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"Maybe it's not quite the right time in your son's life for Shelwyn's."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"I just wonder if he might feel a bit more at home..."
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"at a store like H. Dumpty's."
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"What's H. Dumpty's?"
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"Are you talking about a fat kids' store?"
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"That word won't win you any friends at H. Dumpty's."
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"Do you really think Bobby is special in that way?"
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"Ma'am, for his height, your son is a very special child."
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"- Let's go tell Bobby he's fat. - No, Hank."
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"It's a clothing store."
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"Some are a whole lot bigger than others."
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"Are you taking me to the vet?"
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"Now, this is my kind of store!"
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"So many overalls. Fun colors, too! Just super."
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"Must be using some sort of advanced polymer."
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"What do you think about that, boy?"
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"Why do they have to expand so much?"
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"I don't know. For sports and skateboarding and things like that."
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"A juvenile is always stretching his clothes, you see."
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"These kids don't look like they like sports."
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"- Oh, Lord! - I don't wanna be here."
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"Now, son, come on. It's no big deal."
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"We're just shopping for clothes. You've got nothing to feel bad about."
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"In fact, you should be proud."
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"You should be proud of who you are. Yes, proud, because you are different..."
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"and being different is the best thing in the whole wide world."
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"Is that true, Dad?"
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"It sure is, son."
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"These shorts fit. There's no lines."
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"I'm dressed like a football coach!"
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"You call that a block?"
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"That's terrific, son."
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"I couldn't help noticing your son."
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"I'm sorry for the disruption. I'll give him a talking-to."
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"- No, I love his enthusiasm. - You do?"
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"We're about to put an ad in the Arlen Bystander."
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"- I'd like him to model for us. - You want my son to be a fashion model?"
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"- Sure. Why not? - Yeah, Dad. Why not?"
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"That's why. We've got a lot to do today."
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"- What are we doing tomorrow, Hank? - Something very special."
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"This is a fat kids' store."
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"Oh, Lord!"
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"Hey, Luanne! Don't I look handsome?"
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"Something looks different about you. Did I cut your hair?"
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"No rips! We found a better store for me."
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"All this time I thought I was an extra-extra-large..."
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"It turns out I'm a medium."
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