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Clips from King of the Hill - Husky Bobby (S02E02)

"Guess what else?"
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"on account of how handsome I look."
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"You mean they want you to model?"
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"Yeah."
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"Bobby, models are some of the happiest people on Earth."
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"I like being happy."
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"- Do you have someone to do your hair? - I don't even have a ride."
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"Hey, this isn't a restaurant review, it's a paid advertisement."
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"- Dad, a man took pictures of me. - What?"
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"Luanne took me."
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"Yeah, that's my favorite, too."
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"If you run that ad in your paper, my son could never go back to school."
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"You can tell he's not very good with his fists."
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"Morning, Bill."
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"Did you come over to have breakfast with me..."
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"'cause you thought I was lonely?"
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"if you really want to make too big of a deal out of this, Bobby."
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"and they let me keep the underwear."
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"I'm still wearing it, Dad."
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"Thank you very much for calling."
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"We certainly will."
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"What's the harm in letting him do something..."
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"- that makes him feel good about himself? - What's the harm?"
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"Peggy, kids always victimize the one who's different."
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"Believe me, I know."
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"In today's world, we celebrate our differences."
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"The daytime talk shows are just full of people who are standing up and saying:"
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""I am different. I am proud of it. Get used to it.""
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"I'm just saying he should keep it to himself."
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"And if that means one day he ends up on Oprah..."
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"with nothing to say, well, then so be it."
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"Hank, look."
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"Look how happy he is."
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"and now this."
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"Hey, take a seat. Can I get you something? Water?"
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"It's in a bottle?"
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"I'm not thirsty now, but thank you."
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"I didn't even know he was real."
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"He's real, all right. As in "real hot.""
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"Next week, I got him headlining at the Little Junior Plus Fashion Show."
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"- Is that something Bobby could do? - One step at a time, Mrs. Hill."
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"There's a catalog shoot tomorrow for Caulfield's of Texas."
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"They are launching a new line of clothing called Gravitas."
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"Hey there, son."
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"No, I don't think so, Dad. I got a catalog shoot coming up."
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"- I got to watch my shape. - Tell you what."
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"You play a little catch with your old man this afternoon..."
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"Thanks, but I already got it. My agent gave me an advance."
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"I also got that bike helmet you said you'd buy me if my grades improved."
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"All raked and bagged, Bobby."
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"Hey, Hank."
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"I know, but I got a career to think about now."
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"The yard is raked, but this peanut butter's not gonna eat itself."
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"So Family Boy is getting his portrait taken."
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"Bobby!"
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"We're coming off of five and now we're gonna shoot another setup."
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"Grab a plate and settle. That means, "Be quiet.""
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"Do you have any idea how you look?"
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"On camera or off? Because they're two very different things."
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"Can we please have it quiet?"
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"- Over here, Hank. - My God, Peggy..."
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"- The Little Junior what? - Plus! It's this weekend."
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"Orlando says they're going to broadcast it on Arlen Cable Access."
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"Why would I tell anything to Carlo? Who the hell is Carlo?"
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"Okay. It's your birthday, yes? You're older now."
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"Where has the time gone, little man? Yes, that's it."
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"And you make a wish for something magical."
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"Cut! That's it! Go home, everybody. None of this ever happened."
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"- Hank, what are you doing? - I'm not doing anything."
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"I'm not even here. None of us are. Let's go."
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"- Hankie... - No."
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"- Dad... - No!"
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"- Uncle... - No!"
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"You don't even know what I was gonna say."
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"It's not fair. I've been looking forward to this fashion show for hours."
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"I wanna be a part of history. Please?"
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"Bobby, there are times when a father knows best..."
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"My hair is caught in the door."
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"It's really our fault, Peggy."
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"Somewhere along the line, we forgot to teach Bobby shame."
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"By tomorrow, he will have forgotten all about that fashion show."
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"Morning, Peggy. Where's Bobby?"
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"- Don't tell me he's still sleeping. - Well, why not?"
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"What's he got to wake up for?"
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"I'd better go talk to him."
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"Bobby, I know you're probably pretty upset with me right now..."
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"but one day you'll understand how much love it takes to crush a little boy's dreams."
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"Bobby?"
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"I'm in a crisis situation here. I got to go find Bobby."
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"I'm Bobby Hill. I'm here for the show."
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"Bobby Hill. You're talent."
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"Cool! That's, like, for an emergency or something, right?"
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"It does not matter how fast you drive, Hank."
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"We'll never get there on time. We might as well face it."
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"- We're missing his big moment. - No, we're stopping his big moment."
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"There's going to be music, a fog machine..."
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"and it all goes to benefit the schools. Plus free doughnuts."
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"We'll do it for the schools."
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"Hey, you're Andy Maynard!"
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"I'm gonna be in the show with you."
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"Don't put your stuff down there! I called this whole makeup counter."
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"- Did you get a free bag? - Yeah. It's the worst one I've ever seen."
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"Then get me a brownie."
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"Relax, it's nothing I haven't seen before."
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"Hey, never say I don't hustle for you, Bobby."
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"But what will Andy Maynard think?"
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"Andy Maynard always goes on first."
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"I know you are."
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"Are you gonna come quietly, or do I carry you out baby-tantrum style?"
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"You can't make me leave, Dad."
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"Why are you always trying to turn me into you?"
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"Why can't you accept me for who I am?"
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"- and you're not an ice skater. So let's go. - But it's not fair."
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"Come on, Bobby, let's go."
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"Are you too sexy for your shirt or aren't you?"
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"I want to do the show but my dad won't let me."
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"- Bobby, wait. - Yes, Dad?"
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"Why don't you drape this poncho over you till we get to the car?"
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"Ladies and gentlemen..."
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"Fashions for a new millennium."
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