Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from New Girl - Kryptonite (S01E01)

"Oh."
New Girl
"My bad."
New Girl
"I'm sorry, you guys."
New Girl
"- That was my TV, Jess. - It's kind of all he had."
New Girl
"If you don't mind, what's the plan?"
New Girl
"You don't know me like that, but I need a TV."
New Girl
"- Do you have a TV at Spencer's? - Yeah, I do."
New Girl
"- It's just really big and thin and bright. - Go get it."
New Girl
"No, I can't call Spencer..."
New Girl
"I haven't talked to him since he cheated on me with that ho."
New Girl
"Actually, that's not fair. She might be a really nice ho."
New Girl
"I just don't wanna fight with Spencer. I wanna be friends eventually."
New Girl
"Why do you wanna be friends with your ex?"
New Girl
"I don't wanna be friends with Caroline, and all she did was rip me open..."
New Girl
"and tear out my heart with her perfect, perfect hands."
New Girl
"He has a power over me. It's like he's a wizard and I'm his mage."
New Girl
"I think it's his hair. He has this, like, really beautiful hair..."
New Girl
"and whenever I see it, I get the whoo-whoos."
New Girl
"- Oh, my God, I hate my life. - All right, guys. Jess, look."
New Girl
"Jess, I know. Closure."
New Girl
"Ouch."
New Girl
"- Right? - I don't know at all what you're saying."
New Girl
"- Okay, think about it. - It's not that complicated."
New Girl
"- Just get the TV back. - I need a TV."
New Girl
"It's important. It's a television."
New Girl
"It's what brings all of... Just get us the TV."
New Girl
"Okay, it's not a big deal. I'll do it. I'll call Spencer and I will talk to him..."
New Girl
"and I will talk to him, so yay."
New Girl
"Yay."
New Girl
"Hi, Spencer."
New Girl
"All I can say Is that my life is pretty plain"
New Girl
"Hi, Jess-Jess."
New Girl
"Wow, I missed this place. Mm, mm."
New Girl
"- How's your yogurt thing, Schmidt? - Oh, the parfait? It's parfait."
New Girl
"- Come on. Don't. - Oh, hello, you look beautiful today."
New Girl
"- So you're making all the calls now. - Sure."
New Girl
"- This must mean you are the top dog. - Yeah?"
New Girl
"Absolutely."
New Girl
"You know, I'm glad you guys think that, because, you know, I think that too."
New Girl
"One hundred percent. When I moved out, obviously there was a power vacuum."
New Girl
"Mm-hm. - Yeah, I needed a leader."
New Girl
"I didn't know which end was up."
New Girl
"No, Nick's a bottom. You know what I mean."
New Girl
"Absolutely. Say, Winston, do all top dogs need the biggest room..."
New Girl
"No, but I definitely see what you're saying though, definitely."
New Girl
"Every top dog is different, every top dog is different."
New Girl
"Hey, Schmidt, what kind of top dog are you?"
New Girl
"The kind with the big room."
New Girl
"- How's, um? - Rochelle."
New Girl
"- Rochelle. Fancy name. - She's great."
New Girl
"Hello, I'm Rochelle. I eat fish."
New Girl
"Yeah, we have a lot in common. Obviously we both love bikes."
New Girl
"- I love bikes. - Not enough."
New Girl
"Um... Spencer, I need my stuff back."
New Girl
"and my plants. - Of course. I would have brought it today..."
New Girl
"but I rode my bike here, you know, without the basket."
New Girl
"When would be a good time for me to come...?"
New Girl
"- It's so good to see you. Shh. - Spencer, I really need my..."
New Girl
"I need something too."
New Girl
"This here's a jam for all the fellas"
New Girl
"Thanks for taking me to the airport, Jess."
New Girl
"Of course. All you have is your bike, Rochelle."
New Girl
"You want it, you got it"
New Girl
"You want it"
New Girl
"- Baby, you got it - Baby"
New Girl
"Just bust a move"
New Girl
"You want it"
New Girl
"I'm gonna write down a figure and this is as high as I'll go."
New Girl
"You drew a smiley face."
New Girl
"I'm a teacher. Do it for the kids."
New Girl
"For the kids, 550."
New Girl
"I can't go home without a TV."
New Girl
"I thought pawnshops were about helping people."
New Girl
"And frankly, right now I feel taken advantage of."
New Girl
"And I just got out of a long relationship..."
New Girl
"and I don't know what I'm doing emotionally or, let's be honest, sexually."
New Girl
"I'll just get out of here."
New Girl
"Are you trying to rob me?"
New Girl
"- Hey, where's Winston at, man? - I think he's in his room, Schmidt."
New Girl
"You really think I'm top dog?"
New Girl
"- Yes. - You think I'm head baller, shot caller?"
New Girl
"Yes, Schmidt, I feel that way."
New Girl
"See that, man? That's my new thumb ring."
New Girl
"How choice is that? Little skull. It's so nectar."
New Girl
"- Did you just make up "nectar"? - No, it's a volleyball term."
New Girl
"What is Winston doing there? He can't hang out in there. It's too small."
New Girl
"- What's up? - Yo, what up, Cece?"
New Girl
"- Hey, are you all right? - I'm sorry, I didn't get the TV."
New Girl
"- What happened? - Ugh. I'm a terrible roommate."
New Girl
"You guys told her to call Spencer? That is not your job."
New Girl
"- That is my job. - All right, so, what happened?"
New Girl
"- He needed a ride to the airport. - What?"
New Girl
"- For his new girlfriend. - Are you kidding me?"
New Girl
"- Oh, my God, Jess. - What's wrong with me?"
New Girl
"I figured it out. This guy's your kryptonite."
New Girl
"You need to stand up and you need to fight him."
New Girl
"I tried to fight him, but I can't, because I'm powerless."
New Girl
"You're not ready to let him go."
New Girl
"I think you know deep down, once you get your stuff back..."
New Girl
"you know, it's "over" over."
New Girl
"I can't believe I'm actually gonna say this, but I agree with him."
New Girl
"No, you guys are wrong. I really wanna move on."
New Girl
"- You gotta fight. - All right, I wanna fight."
New Girl
"- And get mad. - I wanna get mad."
New Girl
"All right, then do this. Pretend this is Spencer's face. Punch it."
New Girl
"Get him."
New Girl
"Go on, do it again. Punch it like a man."
New Girl
"- Harder than that. - Come on, Jess."
New Girl
"- Come on Jess, you're angry. Good. - Get angry. Real angry."
New Girl
"That's dancing. That's punch dancing."
New Girl
"He broke your heart. He did terrible things to you."
New Girl
"- I'm mad! - Good."
New Girl
"There you go. - I'm bad!"
New Girl
"- You're ready. Get your stuff. - I'm gonna get my stuff!"
New Girl
"- Go get it! - Come on, Jess."
New Girl
"- I'm really mad! Gonna go get it! - Get your stuff!"
New Girl
"I'm gonna face the facts."
New Girl
"I'm gonna ask you guys right now to come with me."
New Girl
"Seriously, guys. Because I can't carry everything alone, and I can't be alone."
New Girl
"Loud. It's loud."
New Girl
Show more clips