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Clips from New Girl - Kryptonite (S01E01)

"- You consider me a sexy man, correct? - I don't know how to answer that question."
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"But as a lady, where in the room do I look sexiest?"
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"- Who's that girl? - Who's that girl?"
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"It's Jess"
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"It's a big difference. Well, the team logo is a fig. Just a... Just one single fig."
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"He's gonna have to recognize. I'm a lot flyer now."
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"What is she doing?"
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"Never going back there again, Jess."
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"- That's a saying? - Yeah, it is."
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"What do you think?"
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"Sneaky, sneaky, wah-wah"
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"I'll get you a new one. I just can't afford it right now."
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"- And smart. - Stop talking to me, Schmidt."
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"or I don't know, is that kind of cheesy? Is it overkill?"
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"I'm so glad we're talking. Last time I saw you, you were so mad."
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"My TV and all my winter clothes..."
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"Five-fifty for the TV? Seems a little steep."
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"I'm supposed to pick her up next Sunday."
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"- Whoa! - Come on. What are you doing?"
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"- This is the time. This is the time. - This is the one."
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"Now you're just trying to out-top-dog the top dog."
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"Jess-Jess."
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"Come on, Jess, just go in there and get that TV."
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"Oh, you know it's not my thing."
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"Put that down! No, come on, come on! Jess, wait!"
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"I'm gonna go in and get the rest of your stuff, Jess."
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"- This one? You want that? - Yeah."
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"- I bet she worked hard on that jamboree. - Yeah, play on words."
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"All of them."
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"- What happens if I say no? - You know what happens?"
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"I thought we were gonna handle this like adults, Jess."
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"this is definitely not how I felt."
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"Represent, what?"
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"Okay, look, I'm gonna be completely honest. I've been messing with you."
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"You know, you're right. I've been away a long time and things have changed here."
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"See, now you're just deep dogging me, man."
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"- It's a TV and it's working! - Hey, we got the TV back!"
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"- Curly Sue. Let's do this. - All right, let me go get it."
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"Jess. - Yeah?"
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"- Can I ask you something? - You want my help? Sure."
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"I'm meeting a girl for drinks. I'm probably gonna bring her back here for sex."
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"I have to get to school. It's Astronomy Day."
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"I'm dressing up like Galileo so I have to put on my beard."
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"You know, like, where am I best on display. Here?"
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"Here? Or..."
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"here? - Hey, what is going on?"
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"Schmidt wants to know where in his room he looks the sexiest."
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"- It's a big room. What are your choices? - Okay, I'm glad you asked. All right."
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"- Here. - Hm."
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"Here."
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"Or here, you know, maybe just reading a book or..."
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"That's a lot of options. Do them again really fast."
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"- Wanna see them again? - Please."
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"Here, here, here."
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"- Wait, what was the first one again? - Yeah."
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"Okay, I get it, all laugh at Schmidt, great."
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"Here, here..."
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"Hey, girl Whatcha doin'?"
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"Hey, girl Where you goin'?"
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"- Who's that girl? - Who's that girl?"
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"No, Jess, he's sleeping. He flew in late last night."
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"We took him straight to the bar."
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"Took a bunch of shots, got drunk, screamed "I love America.""
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"Now he's happily passed out."
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"- Let him sleep. - I'm not the new kid anymore."
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"- One of the guys. - You're still the new kid."
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"Winston lived here before Coach did."
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"Coach said they played basketball together in college..."
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"but then Winston went pro?"
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"In Latvia, okay? He went pro in Latvia."
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"- Oh, you're jealous. That's so cute. - Of Winston?"
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"No, I'm not jealous of Winston. Okay, it's been two years."
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"- Wanna see me flex my base? - No. Put your shirt on."
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"- Let me flex my base. Boom, boom. - Put your shirt on. It's the morning."
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"- He's gonna love it. - Jess, what are you doing?"
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"- Who...? What...? Who...? - I'm Jess."
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"I'm Jess..."
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"What's happening?"
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"Why are you doing that?"
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"Can't believe you didn't tell me he was hungover."
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"I totally told you he was hungover."
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"I said he was drunk at the bar and now he's passed out."
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"Hi, Winston. Hey, I apologize for what happened before."
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"Not cool, bad call."
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"I've been talking to the guys about boundaries, so I totally get it."
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"Perfectly fine, no problem."
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"You have a tank top I could borrow? You look like you're about my size."
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"I'm really low on clothes because I broke up with my boyfriend."
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"- Oh, God. - I caught him cheating."
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"- And I just grabbed whatever I could and... - You know what?"
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"Check my lost and found."
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"It's where I keep stuff girls leave behind in my room after we fornicate."
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"Got sizes zero through ten."
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"- What have you done to me, Nick? - I am so happy you're back."
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"You have made love to a lot of forgetful women."
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"Oh, man, look at these. Wow."
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"Oh, look at that. Rosh Hashanah, '06."
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"Nothing orthodox about what we did that night."
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"- Winston seems nice. - He say anything to you about the room?"
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"- What room? - The big room."
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"I kind of took it from him when he left. I used to be in the small room."
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"This happened in the small room, twice."
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"- He's never gonna give you that room back. - Psh. Come on, it's Schmidt."
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"You know, they have a saying in Latvia:"
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""That guy is so stupid, we could easily take things away from him.""
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"Weird saying."
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"Oh!"
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"I've been telling you this for weeks, but you gotta call Spencer..."
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"and you gotta get your stuff back, unless..."
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"You know, unless you're scared."
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"No, I am not scared. It's just complicated."
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"That stuff was..."
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"That stuff was ours and I miss him..."
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"Jess, look, it's a ball."
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"Oh, a little b-ball, huh? I'm actually pretty good."
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"I used to play with my mom."
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"Defense, defense, watch out for the defense"
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"- You get used to her. - Hey, Schmidt."
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"- Oh. - Oh. Come on."
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"- Oh. - Wow."
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